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10 Reasons why Europe is better than the USA:
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the full moon wrote
at 10:53 AM, Saturday May 22, 2010 EDT
1. Football owns the world (btw: it's called football for a reason; because you play it with a ball, and not with an egg), since every country is interested in the World Cup, while no one outside the US really gives a shit about the Super Bowl/ American Football. (Guess where football was invented)
2. Basically all major inventions came from Europe - you are only good at stealing and copying. 3. We have the best cars on earth (Mercedes, BMW, VW)! You have GM(bankrupt), Chrysler(brankrupt) and Ford(shitty design all over). 4. All global languages evolved in Europe. 5. Everybody loves the metric system! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Metric_system_adoption_map.svg ...and it was a European country who introduced it. Only a few less developed countries like Liberia and Myanmar have failed to introduce it. 6. I'm pretty sure lers has been to America many times, while Europe has never been contaminated... 7. Question: How would the breasts of American women look like if they had to remove their implants. 8. Europe doesn't have mormons. 9. We care about our environment, i.e. we keep our coasts clean. 10. Our presidents don't choke on pretzels. |
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blondes_win wrote
at 7:58 PM, Sunday May 23, 2010 EDT americans are also better at sex
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the full moon wrote
at 9:08 AM, Monday May 24, 2010 EDT Wow Thrax, I guess you just got a boner by comparing the US (308 miilion inhabitants) with Norway (5 million inhabitants).
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the full moon wrote
at 9:19 AM, Monday May 24, 2010 EDT Oh and Travis:
"bc ppl who speak english as a 2nd language fail when they try to be pwn ppl using English." Great sentence, I guess I should feel pwnd now... |
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detenmile wrote
at 5:51 PM, Monday May 24, 2010 EDT Unfunny thread isnt very funny.
Mormons may be annoying sometimes and have some seriously messed up/ secretive theology but they are some of the nicest people on this planet. Ford trucks rule the working world as the untouched kings of utility and durability. most companies Use Fords as there mainstay for utility vehicles and crew vehicles. List of U.S. inventions both well known and obscure. Octant, Flexible catheter, swivel chair, bifocal lenses, cotton gin, suspension bridges, self propelled amphibious vehicles, coffee percolator, circular saw, Breast pump, vibrator, AC Motor, radio, air conditioning, airplane, transistor, defibrilator, mobile phones anyway this is pointless and entirely not worth your time to read or mine to type |
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Fat Bastard wrote
at 3:28 AM, Tuesday May 25, 2010 EDT This is my favorite thread, mainly because I drive a Bentley because Ford's shit the bed on a daily basis. Toyota trucks rule the working world mainly because people dont work in the US, they work in India if they are from the US. Mormons have adulterated the greatest religion in the world worse than Islamic extremists which only makes them nice if they are stupid.
Maybe the US should blow up something to show how great they are, like maybe the oil they enjoy drinking on the Gulf coast. |
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Kdice_CPR wrote
at 4:57 AM, Tuesday May 25, 2010 EDT the full moon wrote at 9:08 AM, Monday May 24, 2010 CDT Wow Thrax, I guess you just got a boner by comparing the US (308 miilion inhabitants) with Norway (5 million inhabitants). the full moon wrote at 9:19 AM, Monday May 24, 2010 CDT Oh and Travis: "bc ppl who speak english as a 2nd language fail when they try to be pwn ppl using English." "Great sentence, I guess I should feel pwnd now..." when you say things like this, it seems as if you're trying to be funny or epic...But it's just a fail...and the saddest part is you don't realize your unfunny-ness. Im trying to help you out. But obviously you'd rather embarrass yourself, so please continue talking. 6. I'm pretty sure lers has been to America many times, while Europe has never been contaminated... <----another example 7. Question: How would the breasts of American women look like if they had to remove their implants. <----------another example 9. We care about our environment, i.e. we keep our coasts clean. <---------another example oh yeah you also put something stupid on that post i made for thraxle and his large member...and i can always tell it's you bc the jokes fall flat or they are just not funny i mean it's not even smile worthy |
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mr Kreuzfeld wrote
at 5:15 AM, Tuesday May 25, 2010 EDT blondes_win wrote at 7:16 PM, Sunday May 23, 2010 CDT lets face it. Americans are hotter, better at athletics, better at warfare, smarter, and loved more by God. Everyone else are his trial by errors in order to make us lets compare with norway hotter us obesity 30.9%, norway about 16% better at athletics total inhabitant/gold in olympics US 304 133, norway 30 329 better at warfare, we have about the same equipment, maybe maybe not but in equipment/inhabitant, and personell /inhabitant, norway wins smarter, in the PISA, norways is about the same as US, IQ average; US 103.44, Norway 104.71, and norway is one of the lower score in w europe in both of them well, USA is at least more religious than norway, so I will give you that, altho you have a secular constitution, while norway has not. oh, and 98-99% of our electric power are from enviromently friendly Hydroelectric plants, and have $765 billion saved in our public retirement fund, and have ranked top on the HDI index in 7 of the past 10 years. |
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the full moon wrote
at 12:52 PM, Tuesday May 25, 2010 EDT Travis, you are a dumb fuck from the South who knows nothing about the world.
All you have in your little brain is fashion, music and dancing - like some stupid little teenaged girl. (Maybe that's what you are afterall). So it's no wonder why you have no clue what I'm talking about. But maybe it's also because I don't use your stupid wannabe slang abbreviaions... while you can't type more than one sentence without spelling words properly. Oh, and guess what, I've never tried to be epic here. Epic is something that you would strive for, because you think you are something like the Britney Spears of kdice. This post was merely a reply to the crap fin posted. Why did you even come back to this place? Half a year ago you said you would never come back to kdice, because it's such a horrible site and that you don't care about the game anymore. Why are you friends with jesse/fiero again, when you said that he's one of the worst cheaters and generally a horrible person? Why do you tell me those things on a forum in order to help me when you have other ways to contact me? I'll tell you why: BECAUSE YOU ARE FUCKING DUMB |
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Shevar wrote
at 1:15 PM, Tuesday May 25, 2010 EDT norway > usa
i totally agree with mr k there. |
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jilm2 wrote
at 2:00 PM, Tuesday May 25, 2010 EDT Europeans are smarter, nicer and cooler, of course. But... Americans have Wendy's triple classic...
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