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10 Reasons why Europe is better than the USA:
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the full moon wrote
at 10:53 AM, Saturday May 22, 2010 EDT
1. Football owns the world (btw: it's called football for a reason; because you play it with a ball, and not with an egg), since every country is interested in the World Cup, while no one outside the US really gives a shit about the Super Bowl/ American Football. (Guess where football was invented)
2. Basically all major inventions came from Europe - you are only good at stealing and copying. 3. We have the best cars on earth (Mercedes, BMW, VW)! You have GM(bankrupt), Chrysler(brankrupt) and Ford(shitty design all over). 4. All global languages evolved in Europe. 5. Everybody loves the metric system! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Metric_system_adoption_map.svg ...and it was a European country who introduced it. Only a few less developed countries like Liberia and Myanmar have failed to introduce it. 6. I'm pretty sure lers has been to America many times, while Europe has never been contaminated... 7. Question: How would the breasts of American women look like if they had to remove their implants. 8. Europe doesn't have mormons. 9. We care about our environment, i.e. we keep our coasts clean. 10. Our presidents don't choke on pretzels. |
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nublar wrote
at 8:56 AM, Tuesday June 1, 2010 EDT Smug retarded Europeans giggling about Americans when the only thing they know about America is what they're fed from their media which is controlled by their nanny states. Go figure.
You jackasses can talk all the shit you want about America but 99% of the crap you nerds use every day was invented in the United States. I don't even care about defending America, I'm just tired of asshole Europeans talking about it constantly. You don't see Americans going, "LOL EUROPE SUX THEY SMELL BAD, HAVE HORRIBLE TEEF, AND THEY ARE SOOOOOO HAIRY!!! ROFL!" Go away. We know what's wrong with our country; we do enough complaining about it ourselves. We don't need you running your autistic mouth about it, too. |
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Crème brûlée wrote
at 9:08 AM, Tuesday June 1, 2010 EDT thats why u live in australia. no problems because nobody gives 2 shits
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nublar wrote
at 9:14 AM, Tuesday June 1, 2010 EDT Oh, yeah. If Omar Little thinks America's so retarded, why is he sucking the dick of an American TV show with his name? Get out of here with that nonsense, brah.
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Pat Whalen wrote
at 12:46 PM, Tuesday June 1, 2010 EDT "Even though they are a correlative result, not mentioning them was a massive fail on your part."
no, not rly, i was comparing the u.s. to NORWAY not every single country in the world as you have done for some reason. the massive discrepancy in military spending between the u.s. and norway, is plenty to definitively prove that our military is superior. military spending by an even semi competent organization (aka: not north korea) absolutely will lead to a better military. money is spent on research which leads to more advanced weaponry, money is spent on weapons so that we have more of the best weaponry and vehicles, and money is spent on the best training facilities and experts to properly prepare our soldiers, as well as constantly prepare us for any situation. |
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dasfury wrote
at 1:10 PM, Tuesday June 1, 2010 EDT but Pat, if the world was covered in snow, we should probably be scared that the Norwegian Biathalon Team would take over the rest of the world on their cross country skiis with their .22s
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Pat Whalen wrote
at 1:52 PM, Tuesday June 1, 2010 EDT lol
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kdiceplaya! wrote
at 6:36 PM, Tuesday June 1, 2010 EDT Why are you comparing an entire continent to one country? You yourself put the US on a pedestal! I'd rather hear you claim that Italy is better...or better yet, how you yourself have such omnipotent knowledge as to be able to judge 300 million people. We had G W Bush and Europe has you, thus...[ US - Bush = Europe - you ] ... US=Europe.
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detenmile wrote
at 8:01 PM, Tuesday June 1, 2010 EDT stop assuming that our government is semi competent.
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METAPOD wrote
at 12:13 AM, Wednesday June 2, 2010 EDT oh man, this thread is still going on?
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detenmile wrote
at 12:26 AM, Wednesday June 2, 2010 EDT yeah, I think that I'm done with it now. I'll be back in about a month. That seems to be about how long it takes for something worthwhile to happen on this site.
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