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10 Reasons why Europe is better than the USA:
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the full moon wrote
at 10:53 AM, Saturday May 22, 2010 EDT
1. Football owns the world (btw: it's called football for a reason; because you play it with a ball, and not with an egg), since every country is interested in the World Cup, while no one outside the US really gives a shit about the Super Bowl/ American Football. (Guess where football was invented)
2. Basically all major inventions came from Europe - you are only good at stealing and copying. 3. We have the best cars on earth (Mercedes, BMW, VW)! You have GM(bankrupt), Chrysler(brankrupt) and Ford(shitty design all over). 4. All global languages evolved in Europe. 5. Everybody loves the metric system! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Metric_system_adoption_map.svg ...and it was a European country who introduced it. Only a few less developed countries like Liberia and Myanmar have failed to introduce it. 6. I'm pretty sure lers has been to America many times, while Europe has never been contaminated... 7. Question: How would the breasts of American women look like if they had to remove their implants. 8. Europe doesn't have mormons. 9. We care about our environment, i.e. we keep our coasts clean. 10. Our presidents don't choke on pretzels. |
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Kdice_CPR wrote
at 8:28 PM, Saturday May 22, 2010 EDT bc ppl who speak english as a 2nd language fail when they try to be pwn ppl using English.
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Gurgi wrote
at 10:46 PM, Saturday May 22, 2010 EDT you smell bad
nuff said |
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leslovesthecock wrote
at 12:53 AM, Sunday May 23, 2010 EDT this topic is so hot it's creator had to bump it before anyone else responded...
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Kazzo wrote
at 9:52 AM, Sunday May 23, 2010 EDT I have an Important reason, why moon is right:
WE HAVE NETHERLANDS, WHERE EVERYONE >18 CAN BUY WEED MARIJUANA DOPE POT W/E U CALL IT |
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M Bison wrote
at 2:26 PM, Sunday May 23, 2010 EDT Marshall fucking plan.
STFU Europe |
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fiero600 wrote
at 2:38 PM, Sunday May 23, 2010 EDT why's it gotta be Europe vs USA? We don't do Europe vs USA in basketball we do USA vs Germany or USA vs England or USA vs Spain etc etc etc. Have some pride in your country you damn Europeans!
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fcuku_ wrote
at 2:59 PM, Sunday May 23, 2010 EDT we do that fiero, its called the olympics. last time i checked, we dont win that all the time.
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obscurehero wrote
at 5:03 PM, Sunday May 23, 2010 EDT its also called the world cup...
Our MLS might be crap, but we have a good many Americans playing soccer/football in europe right now. Pertinent to this debate is the NYT article this sunday about how European largesse as of late is now outdated and idiotic. Well, we knew that for a while here in the US... Although some new york cops are trying out the European model for size and we all think its stupid...where Europe sees the same thing and makes it domestic policy. |
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KDICEMOD wrote
at 7:00 PM, Sunday May 23, 2010 EDT We may not "win" every single Olympics, but we sure as fuck dominate them. Including summer and winter Olympics the U.S. has over 2500 medals all-time, more than twice the U.S.S.R. accumulated. Even if you add the U.S.S.R's. total to Russia and the other broken-off states, it still doesn't come clost to the U.S.
The U.S. completely owns the Summer Games and is closing in fast on Norway in the Winter Games. I'd give it 2-3 more Olympics till we surpass the Norweigans on medal count. USA......USA......USA......USA!!!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-time_Olympic_Games_medal_count |
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blondes_win wrote
at 7:16 PM, Sunday May 23, 2010 EDT lets face it. Americans are hotter, better at athletics, better at warfare, smarter, and loved more by God.
Everyone else are his trial by errors in order to make us |