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10 Reasons why Europe is better than the USA:
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the full moon wrote
at 10:53 AM, Saturday May 22, 2010 EDT
1. Football owns the world (btw: it's called football for a reason; because you play it with a ball, and not with an egg), since every country is interested in the World Cup, while no one outside the US really gives a shit about the Super Bowl/ American Football. (Guess where football was invented)
2. Basically all major inventions came from Europe - you are only good at stealing and copying. 3. We have the best cars on earth (Mercedes, BMW, VW)! You have GM(bankrupt), Chrysler(brankrupt) and Ford(shitty design all over). 4. All global languages evolved in Europe. 5. Everybody loves the metric system! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Metric_system_adoption_map.svg ...and it was a European country who introduced it. Only a few less developed countries like Liberia and Myanmar have failed to introduce it. 6. I'm pretty sure lers has been to America many times, while Europe has never been contaminated... 7. Question: How would the breasts of American women look like if they had to remove their implants. 8. Europe doesn't have mormons. 9. We care about our environment, i.e. we keep our coasts clean. 10. Our presidents don't choke on pretzels. |
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lesplaydices wrote
at 2:20 PM, Saturday May 22, 2010 EDT I've been to Europe. :/
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obscurehero wrote
at 2:51 PM, Saturday May 22, 2010 EDT Considering the history of both continents this is a hilarious debate because the USA was colonized by Europeans...
That being said. Do we need to mention that both major world wars started in Europe? Should we mention the devastation of European empire building on the world? Yes, the USA has had an interventionist foreign policy for the past century but that pales in comparison, scope, and depth (it just happens to be more recent). We could also mention the superiority of the US higher-educational system. Our universities are sought after the world over. We could mention our more robust economy, which says a lot considering our economy's weakness as of late. Americans are harder working and demand less compensation (both social and private) than Europeans... hence the rioting when social jobs and services get cut. etc. etc. |
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TheBetterYodel wrote
at 4:58 PM, Saturday May 22, 2010 EDT The people who colonized the US from Europe were FLEEING Europe.
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Kdice_CPR wrote
at 5:54 PM, Saturday May 22, 2010 EDT dirty coasts > women that dont shave
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Kdice_CPR wrote
at 5:54 PM, Saturday May 22, 2010 EDT all you fools came from africa
so it doesnt matter |
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fiero600 wrote
at 6:12 PM, Saturday May 22, 2010 EDT Just remember something. No one ever compares one country in Europe to our great nation. You have to combine every nation in Europe even to have enough factoids to make a decent comparison against this great nation.
So yeah, I guess if you get to use 10 Countries that have been around for thousands of years in comparison to one country that's been here for less than 500... you can probably find a few more things that Europe has done than the great super power that is the United States of America. Grats you stinky Europeans... now gtfo and grab an axe body spray on the way out... or linx... or w/e the fuck you call it. |
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Kdice_CPR wrote
at 6:32 PM, Saturday May 22, 2010 EDT i agree with jesse
but there have been ppl in America for longer than 500 years |
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Kehoe wrote
at 6:39 PM, Saturday May 22, 2010 EDT Indians aren't people.
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fiero600 wrote
at 7:38 PM, Saturday May 22, 2010 EDT Kehoe prob. wins this thread now
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the full int wrote
at 8:08 PM, Saturday May 22, 2010 EDT the problem with this is that it isn't funny like fins post.
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