The AWESOME 'dasfury' Strategy Guide Part 1

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The AWESOME 'dasfury' Strategy Guide Part 1

Kdice sucks. FACT! Since the Elo days kdice has inceasingly sucked ass but for those players who want to play properly here are a few pointers.

Rule 1: V-FLAGS ARE THE DEVIL. I can never stress this enough. If someone v-flags to you it is your god given obligation to make this person achieve the lowest possible position. Anyone who doesn't do this is a PUSSY or shad.

Rule 2: ALWAYS FARM. Never respect flags if your in a dominant first. Always farm the table and the dom. Another important bit of advice regarding farming is to control the board and leave everyone else one stack. THEN THE JOKEOFF COMMENCES! Anyone who doesn't particapate in the jokeoff or is a noob should be killed immediately.

Rule 3: NEVER ROLLOFF. Never under any circumstances must a rolloff be allowed. It is an incredibly gay way of playing and should be punished severly. I would go as far to say MAKE ROLLOFFS A BANNABLE OFFENCE.

Rule 4: KILL NOOBS. Noobs have no place on 2k or 5k tables or on any table for that matter. They must be destroyed at all costs and it is the vets job to make sure this happens. If you show mercy to a noob you are a noob yourself and should be banned for life.

PART 2 OF MY AWESOME GUIDE TOMMOROW.

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whining is a legit strategy? think about it guys. do we really need more players like shadolin and yellowfin, who whine all the time?
oh come on, that would be kinda annoying.

ryan made a simple tool so you don't have to listen to whining /mute 'player name'

wheres my contributer badge for this?

The AWESOME 'dasfury' Strategy Guide Part 3

TOURNEY RULES

Rule 9: PGEING FIERO. The golden rule of tourney play is if you see fiero in a tourney kill him. Fiero dominates member tourneys and other tourneys mainly by having a couple of loyal pgas and using manipulation on the more gullible players on the site. As the old saying goes KILL THE HEAD AND THE BODY WILL DIE. Killing fiero is a must for anyone who is aiming for a high position in tourneys.

Rule 10: NEVER EVER SIT IN A TOURNEY WITH GURGI, ZOID AND DLK IN IT AT THE SAME TIME. If you do you deserve the beating you are going to get by these three 'friendly' players who dominate a map with ease due to the now widespread diseases of gurgivitis, zoidsdisease and dlgayness. (NOTE THIS IS ALSO A GOOD RULE TO FOLLOW ON NORMAL TABLES TOO)

Rule 11: FILL FREEROLLS!!! Basically this massively increases your chances of gaining points as well as every other active player in the tourney. It’s the simple greatest idea since the BJ was invented. What’s not to like? A great way to get a start of the month points boost JUST DON’T GET CAUGHT!!!

Rule 12: MAKE AS MANY ALLIANCES AS POSSIBLE. Truces are vital for successful tourney strategy. The best tourney players truce round 1 and guarantee their survival almost instantly. AND REMEMBER IN TOURNEYS WUSSING OUT IS THE GOLDEN RULE!!! (After killing fiero of course)