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The AWESOME 'dasfury' Strategy Guide Part 1
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'dasfury' wrote
at 5:30 PM, Thursday March 5, 2009 EST
Kdice sucks. FACT! Since the Elo days kdice has inceasingly sucked ass but for those players who want to play properly here are a few pointers.
Rule 1: V-FLAGS ARE THE DEVIL. I can never stress this enough. If someone v-flags to you it is your god given obligation to make this person achieve the lowest possible position. Anyone who doesn't do this is a PUSSY or shad. Rule 2: ALWAYS FARM. Never respect flags if your in a dominant first. Always farm the table and the dom. Another important bit of advice regarding farming is to control the board and leave everyone else one stack. THEN THE JOKEOFF COMMENCES! Anyone who doesn't particapate in the jokeoff or is a noob should be killed immediately. Rule 3: NEVER ROLLOFF. Never under any circumstances must a rolloff be allowed. It is an incredibly gay way of playing and should be punished severly. I would go as far to say MAKE ROLLOFFS A BANNABLE OFFENCE. Rule 4: KILL NOOBS. Noobs have no place on 2k or 5k tables or on any table for that matter. They must be destroyed at all costs and it is the vets job to make sure this happens. If you show mercy to a noob you are a noob yourself and should be banned for life. PART 2 OF MY AWESOME GUIDE TOMMOROW. |
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fcuku wrote
at 3:38 PM, Friday March 6, 2009 EST man, this is like everything i do, i fuly endorse this guide
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fcuku wrote
at 3:38 PM, Friday March 6, 2009 EST fully"
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kam|k2 wrote
at 8:37 AM, Saturday May 30, 2009 EDT +1!
xD |
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Chris0123 wrote
at 9:08 AM, Saturday May 30, 2009 EDT this is great
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yellowfin wrote
at 10:42 PM, Saturday May 30, 2009 EDT agree with all
except the whining when someone actually surrenders to my whine its funny 2 me when Pat whines its really funny to me I like whining |
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SEAKING wrote
at 2:47 AM, Sunday May 31, 2009 EDT nice list.
You need to add the REVOLT rule too. If your dumb enough to be farmed, you should be farmed. If your smart enough to FARM and not suffer a revolt. DO IT. |
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StunnedFazer wrote
at 9:27 AM, Sunday May 31, 2009 EDT ChatPWNing is perhaps the most important thing you will ever learn to do in your life.
While it is amusing to pick someone randomly, the easiest targets are whiners. They have already shown they feel the world is unfair and are primed to lash out at it (and you). Bonus points are earned if you can goad your opponent into incoherence without mentioning anything about their mother or sexuality. Double bonus points if you tell them "mute me" and they continue to engage. Be careful though, YOU MAY DISCOVER YOU HAVE SET YOUR SIGHTS ON SOMEONE SMARTER THAN YOU. If this is the case, RETREAT before they turn the rhetorical table on you. Failure to do so is the equivalent of sprinting across a 4-lane highway. It'll be hilarious to watch, yet tragic. |
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'dasfury' wrote
at 11:00 AM, Sunday May 31, 2009 EDT As i said earlier (Whining in certain cases is an excellent strategy and if you know what you're doing and can gain you undeserved positions eg Monte but just know that there will be concequences regarding this strategy)
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'dasfury' wrote
at 11:00 AM, Sunday May 31, 2009 EDT oh and i'll probably add to this sometime next month
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lloydy222 wrote
at 12:16 PM, Sunday May 31, 2009 EDT jslap...
I SLAP YOU! |
