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The AWESOME 'dasfury' Strategy Guide Part 1
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'dasfury' wrote
at 5:30 PM, Thursday March 5, 2009 EST
Kdice sucks. FACT! Since the Elo days kdice has inceasingly sucked ass but for those players who want to play properly here are a few pointers.
Rule 1: V-FLAGS ARE THE DEVIL. I can never stress this enough. If someone v-flags to you it is your god given obligation to make this person achieve the lowest possible position. Anyone who doesn't do this is a PUSSY or shad. Rule 2: ALWAYS FARM. Never respect flags if your in a dominant first. Always farm the table and the dom. Another important bit of advice regarding farming is to control the board and leave everyone else one stack. THEN THE JOKEOFF COMMENCES! Anyone who doesn't particapate in the jokeoff or is a noob should be killed immediately. Rule 3: NEVER ROLLOFF. Never under any circumstances must a rolloff be allowed. It is an incredibly gay way of playing and should be punished severly. I would go as far to say MAKE ROLLOFFS A BANNABLE OFFENCE. Rule 4: KILL NOOBS. Noobs have no place on 2k or 5k tables or on any table for that matter. They must be destroyed at all costs and it is the vets job to make sure this happens. If you show mercy to a noob you are a noob yourself and should be banned for life. PART 2 OF MY AWESOME GUIDE TOMMOROW. |
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demaja wrote
at 9:20 AM, Thursday October 7, 2010 EDT rules for idiots, written by an idiot.
if everybody would play like that this game wouldn't be anything else than a conglomeration of self complacent egomaniac assholes. in case you don't think so, you're one of those assholes too: congratulations, you suck. |
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vizzle wrote
at 1:23 PM, Thursday October 7, 2010 EDT if everyone played like you suggest demanja the game is nothing more than a pussy ass flag-fest where the person who stacks the biggest immediately wins because everyone v-flags as fast as they can like the faggots they are. basically how every game is nowadays. be nice in real life, it pays to be a douche in kdice
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montecarlo wrote
at 1:03 PM, Monday February 7, 2011 EST first time ive ever read this guide. part 3 is the best imo. were all 3 written by das, or someone else?
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Gurgi wrote
at 5:58 PM, Monday February 7, 2011 EST rule 4 and 10 are my favorite
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ProxyCheater wrote
at 1:31 PM, Tuesday February 8, 2011 EST remove players, make attacks random, problem solved.
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olliejjc16 wrote
at 2:54 PM, Tuesday February 8, 2011 EST always meant to write a part four, good times..
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