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jurgen wrote
at 5:40 AM, Saturday July 19, 2014 EDT
Long story short, Mulder got permabanned because he's a non-stop toxic influence on KDice: his playstyle (stab, lie, disco, etc), his language, his trolling in all possible ways and last but not least his cheating.
I have enough proof now that Mulder cheated all month of June, by pgaing, by being funneled and by and communicating through IM. I have asked Ryan for a point reset because Mulder does not deserve the 300k gold at all. I've been busy banning Mulder's alts because I will remove his play and chat every time I see him. Everyone is free to help by posting a link to the alt profile. If it's obvious, screencaps aren't needed. Screencaps are welcome when it's not obvious by the name alone that it's him. He's impossible to talk to so I'm sure he won't just leave. That's fine, I'm always flexible and give people plenty of chances. But once you crossed the last line, there's no turning back. So he'll be banned until he leaves now. He'll probably be able to sneak in a few games or troll a bit since I don't plan on babysitting Kdice 24/7. If he's there, I recommend ignoring him as much as possible (don't feed the troll). Just report him here and mute him if he spams the chat. |
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Slinus wrote
at 7:57 AM, Thursday July 24, 2014 EDT integral wrote
at 1:21 PM, Monday July 21, 2014 CDT I think me and zoid are good examples of reformed players. That's because you have noone to have fun with. |
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Slinus wrote
at 9:19 AM, Thursday July 24, 2014 EDT Also why do so many people care about this guy?
Yeah, a permaban is pretty drastic compared to other long time cheaters. (Jesse *cough* - to mention one I happen to know a little bit better), but banning for cheating has always been subjective on this site, hasn't it? When I see this I'm just glad I've always been nice to jurgen. [I still think Game Rule #1 should've never been invented.] |
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Slinus wrote
at 9:26 AM, Thursday July 24, 2014 EDT Also (to make it a hat trick):
jurgen wrote at 2:00 PM, Saturday July 19, 2014 CDT stabbing, lying, and discoing are not bannable, it's just a shitty game attitude that a true champion would never need to gain points Hilarious opinion, but no, sorry. |
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bebel wrote
at 10:54 PM, Friday July 25, 2014 EDT Slinus, you arrived on this site as a gentle little girl. I think you should have stayed that way. You remind me of a shy virgin that discovered sex.
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chiefChief wrote
at 1:11 AM, Saturday July 26, 2014 EDT yeah Slinus, i erected flags for you a lot more often when I knew you as a as a gentle little girl
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Slinus wrote
at 6:27 AM, Saturday July 26, 2014 EDT That's a pretty accurate comparison, bebel.
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idid urmum wrote
at 9:45 AM, Saturday July 26, 2014 EDT It's Your bad influence guys. You corrupt innocent little girls and then complain that they no longer have hymâ?¦ I mean, inncocence.
Luckily for you, it can be surgically reconstructed. |
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BigDaddyKane wrote
at 8:21 PM, Sunday July 27, 2014 EDT Point reset is a bad idea imo. I have seen much, much worse here. I think "mulder" just rubs you wrong in personal conversations. I respect that he doesn't suck you off to get beneficial behavior. Besides, 300K isn't much after the new rules, it will get beat soon.
His ban resume is impressive though, lol. |
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Smoke Two Joints wrote
at 7:14 PM, Wednesday August 6, 2014 EDT |
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potato 27 wrote
at 4:39 PM, Thursday August 7, 2014 EDT "Obie Trice/Real Name No Gimmicks" two trailer park girls go 'round the outside, 'round the outside, 'round the outside Guess who's back, back again Shady's back, tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back Guess who's back... I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more they want Shady I'm chopped liver well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya a little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor some vodka that'll jumpstart my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not cooperating when I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!) you waited this long now stop debating 'cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me so let me see they tried to shut me down on MTV but it feels so empty without me So come on dip, bum on your lips fuck that, cum on your lips and some on your tits and get ready 'cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits Fuck YOU DEBBIE! Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me 'Cause we need a little controversy, 'Cause it feels so empty without me Little hellions kids feeling rebellious embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis they start feeling like prisoners, helpless, 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells "bitch" A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution, polluting the air waves a rebel so just let me revel and bask, in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass and it's a disaster such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me? Well I'm back [batman sound] fix your bent antennae tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in and up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kids ears and nesting Testing "Attention Please" feel the tension soon as someone mentions me here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me? A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit, that shit. Chris Kirkpatrick you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards, and Moby you can get stomped by Obie, you 36 year old bald headed fag blow me You don't know me, you're too old let go its over, nobody listens to techno Now let's go, just give me the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems, everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting, but its just me I'm just obscene Though I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley, to do Black Music so selfishly and use it to get myself wealthy (Hey) there's a concept that works 20 million other white rappers emerge but no matter how many fish in the sea it'd be so empty without me (Hum dei dei la la Hum dei dei la la... la la la) "Kids" |
