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10 Reasons Why America Is Better Than Your Country
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yellowfin wrote
at 11:27 AM, Friday May 21, 2010 EDT
1. College football you have soccer(discussion should end there)
2. We can make your country vflag first round anytime we want 3. If we don't accept vflags, well you can get whole board to revolt and we still will farm your asses like you were sorghum. Yeah, go look the word up, its easy to grow ask the Aggies 4. We speak English therefore you speak English, not visa versa. Conform to the highest denominator. 5. You don't measure dick length in metric it's inches, and we need longer rulers 6. We don't have Lers in our country, so Canada love you but you lose. 7. Our women shave, Italy/france hairy arm pit women = 8 v 2 fail, you're out too. 8. You accept greenbacks at your stores, you think a lyra, pound, or peso is gonna fly when you tuck one at the local tittybar? 9. Have you ever heard God Bless America? Well God blessed us, not you 10. BBQ. nuff said |
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LSK wrote
at 4:26 AM, Sunday May 23, 2010 EDT tl;dr
White Presidents >> Nigger Presidents So u loose |
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Gurgi wrote
at 10:36 PM, Sunday May 23, 2010 EDT lose*
fail |
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Shevar wrote
at 9:12 AM, Tuesday June 1, 2010 EDT in retrospect i gotta say this post is pretty genius. nice way to rouse the retards.
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charlesVII wrote
at 10:04 AM, Tuesday June 1, 2010 EDT Ya shevar,
I'm always afraid of those people which are unable to think in a different way than in terms of war, domination, being the best in crushing other people, etc. It appears those people are numerous in this retarded country while they're not even able to show countries they're talking about on a basic world map though. Fortunately, east and western coasts inhabitants of the US arent as degenerated people as in the central USA. A window open on the world or not makes probably the difference there. Little. I've already met quite relatively civilized americans. It DOES exist ! Wew by the way just a detail, French and Italian girls obviously shave of course, it's only nordic european countries women which don't. :) |
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superxchloe wrote
at 9:46 AM, Tuesday December 21, 2010 EST bump
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Thraxle wrote
at 10:27 AM, Tuesday December 21, 2010 EST "I'm always afraid of those people which are unable to think in a different way than in terms of war, domination, being the best in crushing other people, etc."
That was a pretty funny remark coming from a Frenchman who's country had the largest ring of colonies other than England at one point in history. It's always interesting to see how people react when they're no longer the big dog in town. It turns to whining and complaining. Be happy Charlie, you'd be speaking German if it wasn't for the USA. ; ) |
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boogybytes wrote
at 10:43 AM, Tuesday December 21, 2010 EST haha "you can understand our language but we can't understand your's - and so we're better than you"
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Holy War wrote
at 11:28 AM, Tuesday December 21, 2010 EST thx chloe
As much as i would like to rant about the USA, i must say that their entertainment (series) is awesome. btw: there was another similar topic "10 reasons why i hate my country) |
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Holy War wrote
at 11:30 AM, Tuesday December 21, 2010 EST man i should red before i post.
Thrax: the french were _never_ a "big dog" i think u speak about the timespan shortly before everyone gangbanged on the ottoman empire. |
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olkainry38 wrote
at 11:32 AM, Tuesday December 21, 2010 EST I wouldn't trade a french chick with an american chick that's for sure :)
You can keep the BBQ, we keep the real food ! |