1. College football you have soccer(discussion should end there)

2. We can make your country vflag first round anytime we want

3. If we don't accept vflags, well you can get whole board to revolt and we still will farm your asses like you were sorghum. Yeah, go look the word up, its easy to grow ask the Aggies

4. We speak English therefore you speak English, not visa versa. Conform to the highest denominator.

5. You don't measure dick length in metric it's inches, and we need longer rulers

6. We don't have Lers in our country, so Canada love you but you lose.

7. Our women shave, Italy/france hairy arm pit women = 8 v 2 fail, you're out too.

8. You accept greenbacks at your stores, you think a lyra, pound, or peso is gonna fly when you tuck one at the local tittybar?

9. Have you ever heard God Bless America? Well God blessed us, not you

10. BBQ. nuff said