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10 Reasons Why America Is Better Than Your Country
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yellowfin wrote
at 11:27 AM, Friday May 21, 2010 EDT
1. College football you have soccer(discussion should end there)
2. We can make your country vflag first round anytime we want 3. If we don't accept vflags, well you can get whole board to revolt and we still will farm your asses like you were sorghum. Yeah, go look the word up, its easy to grow ask the Aggies 4. We speak English therefore you speak English, not visa versa. Conform to the highest denominator. 5. You don't measure dick length in metric it's inches, and we need longer rulers 6. We don't have Lers in our country, so Canada love you but you lose. 7. Our women shave, Italy/france hairy arm pit women = 8 v 2 fail, you're out too. 8. You accept greenbacks at your stores, you think a lyra, pound, or peso is gonna fly when you tuck one at the local tittybar? 9. Have you ever heard God Bless America? Well God blessed us, not you 10. BBQ. nuff said |
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Kdice_CPR wrote
at 1:45 AM, Saturday May 22, 2010 EDT You got a point with the shaving thing btw...
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GreGGwar wrote
at 2:48 AM, Saturday May 22, 2010 EDT lol, funny post. the drama is that, actually, there is some people who really thinks like that in usa... (they think america is a country)
1. i never seen usa football, but its not hard to have a more enjoyable sport than soccer. 2. maybe true 3 same as 2. 4. everybody learn english cos usa speaks english, no argument here. 5. dick length battle... lol. 6. canada often looks better than usa 7. shaving... lol, if only u knew... (im not talking bout arm pits) 8. i never seen a store accepting anything else than euros here. 9. haha. god never blessed america. some persons just wrote that... and its a wish, not a fact. 10. bbqs are alright. |
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Enzyme wrote
at 3:22 AM, Saturday May 22, 2010 EDT Yellowfin, you diry little piece of all-american trailer trash. Nuff said.
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the full moon wrote
at 11:04 AM, Saturday May 22, 2010 EDT I just wonder why fin sounds so frustrated here...
Midlife crisis??? |
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Richard Hard wrote
at 12:03 PM, Saturday May 22, 2010 EDT Fin is right on like 10 out of 10.
Go fin! |
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the full int wrote
at 4:49 PM, Saturday May 22, 2010 EDT Also I'm pretty sure happy replied to me in the wrong thread.
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blondes_win wrote
at 5:05 PM, Saturday May 22, 2010 EDT ok sorry happy, but no.
America is so amazing that everyone hates us, but they still worship us diplomatically. Bush was high as a kite on Mexican and Afghani drugs, but he still slapped both of those countries in that face during his 8 years in office The idea that China will "take our spot as leader" is such a falsehood. I mean, all of their smart asians are already here playing the piano! |
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nunes wrote
at 8:17 PM, Saturday May 22, 2010 EDT It was a nice thread by fin, too bad most kdicers can't keep up with the funnays and start battling over the argument "the country in which i accidently was born is better than the country in which you accidently was born". I wonder how these spoiled kids keep conversations in real life.
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yellowfin wrote
at 9:55 PM, Saturday May 22, 2010 EDT I'm sorry I failed. Had a good thread and responded to happys dopey ass therefore making thread a less than epic one. I dint respond to Hillarys grammar post so maintained some integrity.
in the end, thanks to all who have serious responses to thread for our enjoyment. Btw, I have never fucked a euro girl that didnt smell of elderberries |
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Gurgi wrote
at 10:32 PM, Saturday May 22, 2010 EDT -------skipping over happy's posts ---------------
funny stuff |