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10 Reasons Why America Is Better Than Your Country
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yellowfin wrote
at 11:27 AM, Friday May 21, 2010 EDT
1. College football you have soccer(discussion should end there)
2. We can make your country vflag first round anytime we want 3. If we don't accept vflags, well you can get whole board to revolt and we still will farm your asses like you were sorghum. Yeah, go look the word up, its easy to grow ask the Aggies 4. We speak English therefore you speak English, not visa versa. Conform to the highest denominator. 5. You don't measure dick length in metric it's inches, and we need longer rulers 6. We don't have Lers in our country, so Canada love you but you lose. 7. Our women shave, Italy/france hairy arm pit women = 8 v 2 fail, you're out too. 8. You accept greenbacks at your stores, you think a lyra, pound, or peso is gonna fly when you tuck one at the local tittybar? 9. Have you ever heard God Bless America? Well God blessed us, not you 10. BBQ. nuff said |
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Joey44 wrote
at 5:55 PM, Friday May 21, 2010 EDT 1. American Football is wank. Football (soccer)is the most loved sport in the world except for America. Its called the 'Beautiful Game' for a reason!
2. You are so obsessed with controlling the world that you stick your noses in every countries business whether it affects you or not. Lessons have still not been learnt from Vietnam.. 3. You speak English because the British Empire controlled most of the world. It has nothing to do with America. Its called English for a reason. 4. Your country is hated by people because so many of you are stupid fat people. I really don't understand how Americans can be that bad!? 5. In fact your so stupid you had Bush in charge for a ridiculous amount of years. The idiocy involved in allowing someone so stupid to be in charge beggars belief. |
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happytocrap wrote
at 6:22 PM, Friday May 21, 2010 EDT plus, china is about to financially completely own us. literally. they'll probably sell us to saudi arabia just for the lols.
trust me joey, not all of us americans are knuckle dragging morons. the knuckle dragging morons are just louder and less aware of how stupid and ignorant they sound. "ignorance more frequently begets confidence than knowledge" ~Darwin |
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fiero600 wrote
at 6:46 PM, Friday May 21, 2010 EDT And yet we're still world's only one true superpower
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Joey44 wrote
at 8:09 PM, Friday May 21, 2010 EDT Not for long Fiero, give it a couple of years and China will be able to give you a good run for your money!
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Joey44 wrote
at 8:09 PM, Friday May 21, 2010 EDT Not for long Fiero, give it a couple of years and China will be able to give you a good run for your money!
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BAMMBI wrote
at 9:06 PM, Friday May 21, 2010 EDT Stupid fat mcdonalds gulping war mongerers that cant spell properly ?(and are despised by most of the worlds population)
yea cool |
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the full int wrote
at 9:10 PM, Friday May 21, 2010 EDT lol at people who are arguing in this funny post.
get over yourselves, fin actually made a funny post. |
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K8Dice wrote
at 10:46 PM, Friday May 21, 2010 EDT OMG IT'S AN ENTERTAINING POST!!! I come back to dice for a sec, and I actually read something somewhat worth while. Props fin.
SCU <3 O 0 o o . YAY PS sorry for doing the bubbles wrong it's been a while lolz...2 years? Couldn't remember. |
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happytocrap wrote
at 12:26 AM, Saturday May 22, 2010 EDT different strokes for different folks i guess int.
its a good think someone likes that i suppose, or it would never get laid. although, i'm not 100% convinced that isn't a man...not that there's anything wrong with that. |
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Kdice_CPR wrote
at 1:43 AM, Saturday May 22, 2010 EDT INT, you know what just made me rofl lmao...look above
that's all im saying |