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10 Reasons Why America Is Better Than Your Country
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yellowfin wrote
at 11:27 AM, Friday May 21, 2010 EDT
1. College football you have soccer(discussion should end there)
2. We can make your country vflag first round anytime we want 3. If we don't accept vflags, well you can get whole board to revolt and we still will farm your asses like you were sorghum. Yeah, go look the word up, its easy to grow ask the Aggies 4. We speak English therefore you speak English, not visa versa. Conform to the highest denominator. 5. You don't measure dick length in metric it's inches, and we need longer rulers 6. We don't have Lers in our country, so Canada love you but you lose. 7. Our women shave, Italy/france hairy arm pit women = 8 v 2 fail, you're out too. 8. You accept greenbacks at your stores, you think a lyra, pound, or peso is gonna fly when you tuck one at the local tittybar? 9. Have you ever heard God Bless America? Well God blessed us, not you 10. BBQ. nuff said |
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Cal Ripken wrote
at 1:54 PM, Friday May 21, 2010 EDT Fin, your grammar needs some work.
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Cal Ripken wrote
at 1:56 PM, Friday May 21, 2010 EDT Oh and if you don't think Italian women are hot, you're insane.
Other than that, solid enough post. |
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MadHat_Sam wrote
at 1:58 PM, Friday May 21, 2010 EDT God damn this is an awesome post, and with the assist from happy fin brought the win.
BBQ is awesome, people are fat because they are dumb not because of BBQ. Sure we have problems but I wouldn't want to live in another country, plenty of places I would enjoy a vacation in though. |
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happytoscrap wrote
at 2:00 PM, Friday May 21, 2010 EDT raddish: make me.
yeah, that's what i thought. |
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V.V.V wrote
at 2:20 PM, Friday May 21, 2010 EDT I politely disagree with number one. The reason a vast majority of people speak English today is because Britain used to be a massive empire with colonies all over the world including the U.S, Canada and Ireland. They instigated their culture, their language and their beliefs into each society they controlled. Although they were forced out of every country they controlled, their language remained. This is also the reason that Argentina as a former Spanish colony speaks Spanish and Brazil a former Portugese colony speaks Portugese. Besides that minor issue funny post!!
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V.V.V wrote
at 2:21 PM, Friday May 21, 2010 EDT thought i needed to expand on happys lame explanation :P
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V.V.V wrote
at 2:22 PM, Friday May 21, 2010 EDT number 4 i meant. we really need a forum overhaul btw
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nunes wrote
at 2:48 PM, Friday May 21, 2010 EDT I'm pretty sure that the Great Brazilian Empire will be mopping the floor with the US flag within three years. Just my five cents.
Also: http://i17.tinypic.com/4kjis0j.jpg |
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nunes wrote
at 2:56 PM, Friday May 21, 2010 EDT Oh and how could I forget this: http://test.kdice.com/discussion/topics/44789901
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Troy11 wrote
at 3:19 PM, Friday May 21, 2010 EDT I support Iraq u dirty fags, suck some dick you smelly homeless americans
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