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Cal Ripken wrote
at 10:43 AM, Wednesday July 30, 2008 EDT
Hello KDice,
Kehoe and JP, here, and we're here to solve your problems. It seems that there's been a lot of stress recently in the Kcommunity (kommunity?) and we would like to help...through a weekly advice column in the forum! So here's how it'll work (hopefully): Leave your question in this thread (make an alt if you need it to be anonymous, we're fine with that) and we'll pick a bunch of them to answer shortly thereafter. So, are you having trouble staying on the 2.5k tables? Can't decide what avatar to use? Want to know what you should eat for dinner? Don't know who to vote for? Give us anything, we can handle it. (We already helped Yellowfin and Pat Whalen through their painful divorce) This has the potential to be really awesome because we're both really awesome and all of you out there are really awesome. So let's get started... |
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_VOLTRON_ wrote
at 1:11 PM, Wednesday February 10, 2010 EST Let me take this one guys...
Greekboi, you should taste a penis and see if you like it. If you don't, you're not gay. |
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LifeArrow wrote
at 1:16 PM, Wednesday February 10, 2010 EST that's true. how can you know you are not gay, if you never tried. but if you tried, then you are kind of gay.
. so, ignorance is a bliss. at least in this case. |
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Cal Ripken wrote
at 1:16 PM, Wednesday February 10, 2010 EST While we usually frown on others trying to answer questions (MONTE), Voltron's advice is correct.
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_VOLTRON_ wrote
at 1:45 PM, Wednesday February 10, 2010 EST fuck you for incorrectly assuming i'm monte
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Cal Ripken wrote
at 1:47 PM, Wednesday February 10, 2010 EST no dumbass, I was referencing MONTE doing that earlier in this thread.
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_VOLTRON_ wrote
at 1:48 PM, Wednesday February 10, 2010 EST fuck me for incorrectly assuming you were incorrectly assuming i'm monte
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Cal Ripken wrote
at 1:54 PM, Wednesday February 10, 2010 EST lol
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mr Kreuzfeld wrote
at 2:26 PM, Wednesday February 10, 2010 EST I have a problem, I decided 3 months ago that I needed a maid I can have sex with, so I married a thai girl. It was fun at start, but now she has started to demand that I pay for food. I tried to return her, but it seems thailand has a no return policy. what should I do?
BTW on a sidenote, the GB advice really works. I tried it about 3 years ago, when I was unsure if I was bi, In short I am DEFINITLY not bi. |
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Cal Ripken wrote
at 2:52 PM, Wednesday February 10, 2010 EST This one is easy Mr. K:
Much like cars, poor people will buy your used women when you grow weary of them. Simply take your fuckmaid to the nearest discount wife store and sell her. You might not get a lot back, but at least you'll free up room in the garage. |
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Thraxle wrote
at 5:05 PM, Wednesday February 10, 2010 EST Once again MRK, you've given me far too much info about yourself.
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