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Cal Ripken wrote
at 10:43 AM, Wednesday July 30, 2008 EDT
Hello KDice,
Kehoe and JP, here, and we're here to solve your problems. It seems that there's been a lot of stress recently in the Kcommunity (kommunity?) and we would like to help...through a weekly advice column in the forum! So here's how it'll work (hopefully): Leave your question in this thread (make an alt if you need it to be anonymous, we're fine with that) and we'll pick a bunch of them to answer shortly thereafter. So, are you having trouble staying on the 2.5k tables? Can't decide what avatar to use? Want to know what you should eat for dinner? Don't know who to vote for? Give us anything, we can handle it. (We already helped Yellowfin and Pat Whalen through their painful divorce) This has the potential to be really awesome because we're both really awesome and all of you out there are really awesome. So let's get started... |
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the full monte wrote
at 12:54 AM, Wednesday February 10, 2010 EST DAMMIT CAN I BE A SUBSTITUTE ADVISOR?
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integraI wrote
at 1:27 AM, Wednesday February 10, 2010 EST man if you said something to do with braille it woulda been so much funnier.
imo. |
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detenmile wrote
at 1:29 AM, Wednesday February 10, 2010 EST man i tried sticking it in her hand but apparently she has no sense of feel either.
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Pat Whalen wrote
at 1:48 AM, Wednesday February 10, 2010 EST Holy shit i never read this but my name is totally in it, sweet.
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Cal Ripken wrote
at 10:29 AM, Wednesday February 10, 2010 EST "so there is this really hot Asian chick. But the problem is she is blind, so i cant show her my penis. How do i impress her?"
plus she has no sense of feeling? Ok- Step one: Make sure it's a girl. Asian guys tend to look like chicks with short hair Step two: She's without two of her senses, but if memory serves me right, we have 3 more to work with. Let's identify those: Smell, Hearing, and Taste Step three: Bake her some cookies, play her a song on guitar, and put your big white dick in her mouth |
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detenmile wrote
at 11:08 AM, Wednesday February 10, 2010 EST Thank you JP you are a Godsend. I am so sexually deprived/frustrated, but now i feel confident.
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potato27 wrote
at 12:31 PM, Wednesday February 10, 2010 EST I have a problem. I drink too much and have found myself tying my sales experience into having sex with women. I simply use my Friday and Saturday nights as a time to prospect for new clients. Then on Monday I text/call them and fill up my weekday forecast on BB calender. So far it has worked quite well, do I have a problem? It seems to good to be true
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greekboi wrote
at 12:43 PM, Wednesday February 10, 2010 EST Dear JPK,
got jumped over the weekend. knee and head swelling has been going down since, ribs hurt worse every day. anything i can do about this? are they broken, cracked, bruised? do i just have a case of vaginitis (obv not)? From, bruised up in boston |
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Cal Ripken wrote
at 1:03 PM, Wednesday February 10, 2010 EST "I have a problem. I drink too much and have found myself tying my sales experience into having sex with women. I simply use my Friday and Saturday nights as a time to prospect for new clients. Then on Monday I text/call them and fill up my weekday forecast on BB calender. So far it has worked quite well, do I have a problem? It seems to good to be true"
I see no problem. |
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greekboi wrote
at 1:09 PM, Wednesday February 10, 2010 EST the other day i was talking to some dude and he was like, "you're gay bro." i was like nah, i'm not shut the fuck up or i'll headbutt you. but then later, i was thinking what if im gay? i never really gave it any thought. so how can i tell him i'm not? what do i need to do here to really know who i am?
thanks, confused city boi |
