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Cal Ripken wrote
at 10:43 AM, Wednesday July 30, 2008 EDT
Hello KDice,
Kehoe and JP, here, and we're here to solve your problems. It seems that there's been a lot of stress recently in the Kcommunity (kommunity?) and we would like to help...through a weekly advice column in the forum! So here's how it'll work (hopefully): Leave your question in this thread (make an alt if you need it to be anonymous, we're fine with that) and we'll pick a bunch of them to answer shortly thereafter. So, are you having trouble staying on the 2.5k tables? Can't decide what avatar to use? Want to know what you should eat for dinner? Don't know who to vote for? Give us anything, we can handle it. (We already helped Yellowfin and Pat Whalen through their painful divorce) This has the potential to be really awesome because we're both really awesome and all of you out there are really awesome. So let's get started... |
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fishnetangel wrote
at 5:34 PM, Friday August 8, 2008 EDT JP/N8,
So, I am tired of this love triangle, but I dont know.... My main lover(johnson) and alt lover(nuffy) are both awesome. But after last month it is just not the same. What do I do? Oh, and how do I get rid of cankles? =P |
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manbearpig wrote
at 6:03 PM, Friday August 8, 2008 EDT You should drown children so that you have something else to think about.
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unlucky9999 wrote
at 9:42 PM, Friday August 8, 2008 EDT *sighs*
I thought we had something angel! *cries Backstabbed! Jpc, what should I do? Should I PGE all the KDice to ease my pain? |
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Cal Ripken wrote
at 1:43 AM, Saturday August 9, 2008 EDT To answer Kate:
Love triangles are hard. I suggest that you take the time to honestly determine what is important to you in long run and make a decision based on that. Keep in mind, though: Johnson is really really pathetic and about as dumb as a brick and Nuflis is pretty much the best. |
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Cal Ripken wrote
at 6:31 PM, Saturday August 9, 2008 EDT Unlucky, don't PGE all of kdice over heartbreak. Rather, simply know that time heals all wounds. It might take a while to get over it, but do know that every ounce of other girls' saliva that you swallow until then takes one week off that time.
(Compliments to Dan Savage) |
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Thraxle wrote
at 2:54 PM, Friday April 3, 2009 EDT BUMP
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Kehoe wrote
at 3:19 PM, Friday April 3, 2009 EDT I make a triumphant return to help a brother man in trouble. JP you have 2 options here.
Option 1 - you goto a toy maker, have them make a bling bling necklace with a trophy for each month and what not. Option 2 - Tie a ribbon around your dick and go give her a present. I gave this advice to Les one time, but I knew he'd be too vagtastic to follow through with it. I'm relying on you here Pierce. |
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Cal Ripken wrote
at 12:00 AM, Wednesday February 10, 2010 EST Kehoe, Sorry I forgot to respond to this/didn't see it
(found it this thread) (bumb) |
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detenmile wrote
at 12:45 AM, Wednesday February 10, 2010 EST so there is this really hot Asian chick. But the problem is she is blind, so i cant show her my penis. How do i impress her?
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the full monte wrote
at 12:54 AM, Wednesday February 10, 2010 EST learn sign language, obv.
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