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Cal Ripken wrote
at 10:43 AM, Wednesday July 30, 2008 EDT
Hello KDice,
Kehoe and JP, here, and we're here to solve your problems. It seems that there's been a lot of stress recently in the Kcommunity (kommunity?) and we would like to help...through a weekly advice column in the forum! So here's how it'll work (hopefully): Leave your question in this thread (make an alt if you need it to be anonymous, we're fine with that) and we'll pick a bunch of them to answer shortly thereafter. So, are you having trouble staying on the 2.5k tables? Can't decide what avatar to use? Want to know what you should eat for dinner? Don't know who to vote for? Give us anything, we can handle it. (We already helped Yellowfin and Pat Whalen through their painful divorce) This has the potential to be really awesome because we're both really awesome and all of you out there are really awesome. So let's get started... |
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Salvatore_Noob wrote
at 10:17 PM, Wednesday July 30, 2008 EDT I've fallen and can't get up. What should I do?
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stacy wrote
at 3:11 PM, Tuesday August 5, 2008 EDT Hi JP and Kehoe,
I really liked this thread, and was wondering if there is any tactful way to "bump" it without being cliche and simply writing "bump!" ? Also... How do I save my reputation as a nice clean girl when Unlucky9999 writes nearly soft core pornographic novellas involving me being "forced" and "serving" people?? :( Sincerely yours, Ruined Rep |
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Cal Ripken wrote
at 6:41 PM, Tuesday August 5, 2008 EDT I'm pretty sure there's a greek word for answering your own question with the question itself...so let's skip to the second part of your query.
The best way to repair a damaged reputation is to spend time with respectable well-liked people. I suggest taking a vacation with nice wholesome people. Like Virginians...or something. Or you could just smack Tom and demand a dramatic shift in character. |
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Ace of Spades. wrote
at 7:00 PM, Tuesday August 5, 2008 EDT I cant win at kdice people keep killing me and i want to win what do i do?
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Kehoe wrote
at 11:15 AM, Wednesday August 6, 2008 EDT I think what you really need Ace is lots and lots of steroids. You need to get into a roid rage. Then you can just own mother fuckers like it's 1983.
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manbearpig wrote
at 12:28 PM, Wednesday August 6, 2008 EDT I still can't hack into people's computers and delete their operating systems. What should I do instead, just kill people?
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Cal Ripken wrote
at 1:17 PM, Wednesday August 6, 2008 EDT Hack into people, instead.
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Big Jumblies wrote
at 1:24 PM, Wednesday August 6, 2008 EDT I am plagued with awful backaches after a day of standing upright. What should I do?
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Kehoe wrote
at 1:30 PM, Wednesday August 6, 2008 EDT This is easy, hang upside down. Don't worry about your BJ leaving your bras or anything like that.. just hang loose. All that pushing down on your spine from being upright will be reversed by hanging upside down.
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Kehoe wrote
at 1:30 PM, Wednesday August 6, 2008 EDT But for the love of god, do not mess up those jumblies god gave you.
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