Forum
WE WILL SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS
|
Cal Ripken wrote
at 10:43 AM, Wednesday July 30, 2008 EDT
Hello KDice,
Kehoe and JP, here, and we're here to solve your problems. It seems that there's been a lot of stress recently in the Kcommunity (kommunity?) and we would like to help...through a weekly advice column in the forum! So here's how it'll work (hopefully): Leave your question in this thread (make an alt if you need it to be anonymous, we're fine with that) and we'll pick a bunch of them to answer shortly thereafter. So, are you having trouble staying on the 2.5k tables? Can't decide what avatar to use? Want to know what you should eat for dinner? Don't know who to vote for? Give us anything, we can handle it. (We already helped Yellowfin and Pat Whalen through their painful divorce) This has the potential to be really awesome because we're both really awesome and all of you out there are really awesome. So let's get started... |
« First
‹ Previous
Replies 61 - 66 of 66
|
detenmile wrote
at 6:10 PM, Wednesday February 10, 2010 EST JP im in pain man. a gave her cookies like you said. but unfortunately I baked monster cookies that i shaped with my penis shaped cookie cutter.
So really i baked monster penis cookies. In any case it didn't go well. I need a new solution that doesn't put my penis or the 10 stitches on it in any danger. Please help my JPK, Frankendick |
|
Kehoe wrote
at 7:00 PM, Wednesday February 10, 2010 EST I'll help you out Det. Stop picking up asian women at the special olympics and goto the local docks to get the fresh of the boats that are in still working condition.
|
|
Gurgi wrote
at 10:07 PM, Wednesday February 10, 2010 EST I keep thinking about killing random people i see on the streets or people I pass on the sidewalk for lolz. is this normal
|
|
r0n wrote
at 10:48 PM, Wednesday February 10, 2010 EST Gurgi, you should punch yourself in the nuts as hard as you can.
My question is, is there indeed such a thing as too much lube? And if so, is it inappropriate to store the extra under her breasts for later? |
|
|
Cal Ripken wrote
at 12:12 AM, Thursday February 11, 2010 EST "I keep thinking about killing random people i see on the streets or people I pass on the sidewalk for lolz. is this normal"
Gurgi, I know you tried to convince me you aren't asian. However, this confession only further confirms my suspicions. This is how asians act (see Virginia Tech), so yes, it is normal. But you shouldn't act on it. Repress your feelings. |
|
|
Cal Ripken wrote
at 12:13 AM, Thursday February 11, 2010 EST "My question is, is there indeed such a thing as too much lube? And if so, is it inappropriate to store the extra under her breasts for later?"
r0n, I know you were asking this for the good of the ignorant (and not for you own benefit). answer: fuck no, of course not. |
