((((((((((cigman reign of terror)))))))

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Tc, Jc]
broach maker calls
boogienuts calls
Chaffy calls
cigsmokingman raises $2,500
starfish_warrior calls
broach maker calls
boogienuts calls
Chaffy calls
Dealing flop: [Qd, 5s, 9c]
cigsmokingman bets $8,000
starfish_warrior folds
broach maker folds
boogienuts calls
Chaffy folds
Dealing turn: [Kc]
cigsmokingman bets $21,000
boogienuts raises $42,000
cigsmokingman raises $71,500
boogienuts calls
Dealing river: [As]
boogienuts shows [Qc, 5c] for two pair, Queens and fives
cigsmokingman shows [Tc, Jc] for a straight Ace high
cigsmokingman wins main pot $216,000

((((cigman at his ciggiest))))

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Ac, 9c]
linka80 folds
cicciolippo calls
thomas3 folds
vaginaeater folds
vaginaeater stands up
cigsmokingman raises $1,300
kingsdrive calls
cicciolippo folds
Dealing flop: [3c, 8c, 6d]
cigsmokingman bets $2,200
kingsdrive calls
Dealing turn: [2s]
cigsmokingman checks
cicciolippo stands up
kingsdrive bets $2,400
vaginaeater takes a seat
cigsmokingman raises $16,200
IwannaSee takes a seat
kingsdrive calls
Dealing river: [5c]
cigsmokingman shows [Ac, 9c] for a flush Ace high
kingsdrive shows [Qh, Qc] for a pair of Queens
cigsmokingman wins main pot $39,800

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Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [6h, 6s]
Dari calls
Marco1981 raises $625
cigsmokingman raises $1,950
caster folds
Dari calls
Marco1981 calls
Dealing flop: [6d, 6c, Qh]
cigsmokingman bets $200
Dari calls
Marco1981 raises $1,575
cigsmokingman calls
Dari folds
Dealing turn: [4d]
cigsmokingman bets $2,200
Marco1981 calls
Dealing river: [2h]
cigsmokingman bets $14,000
Marco1981 calls
cigsmokingman shows [6h, 6s] for four sixs
Marco1981 shows [Td, Qc] for two pair, Queens and sixs
cigsmokingman wins main pot $42,100

Endless evenings of non-exist
Are getting shorter, monotonous
Like an intruder, I belong outside
Although I find myself right back
The same place I was before
Saying things I'd say once more
There's no reason for me to be here, no

This dialogue is without
Worth, content, significance
Conversational ambivalence
Hear the same things every night, it just ain't right
We'll be left holding the bag
Give me something I can sink my teeth into
Show me a time, tell me a story
I haven't heard a million times before

As I watch the people pass
I see moments in their lives, nothing fascinating
Are we all living for the past, never realizing
We're clinging to an empty bag
Lacking content, significance
Conversational ambivalence
Hear the same things every night, it just ain't right
We'll see who's left holding the bag

nofx the bag

Grown man under a
rehab blanket tapping
an iPod touch so the warden
lady doesn't see his contraband
loool fucked up motherfucker....

If you've ever question beliefs that
you hold you're not alone
But you oughtta realize that every myth
is a metaphor in the case of Christianity
and Judaism there exist the belief that
spiritual matters are enslaved to
history
The Buddhists believe that the functional aspects
override the myth
while other religions use the literal
core to build foundations with See
half the world sees the myth as fact w
hile it's seen as a lie by the other
half and the simple truth is that it's
none of that and somehow no matter
what the world keeps turning Somehow we
get by without ever learning
Science and religion are not mutually exclusive
In fact for better
understanding we take the facts of science and
apply them And if both
factors keep evolving then we continue
getting information but closing off
possibilities makes it hard to see the bigger
picture Consider the case of
the women whose faith helped her make it through
when she was raped and cut
up left for dead in a trunk her beliefs held true
It doesn't matter if it's
real or not cause some things are better left
without a doubt and if it
works then it gets the job done
Somehow, no matter what, the world keeps turning

screechingWeasel "science of myth"

in further honor of cc
about 5 min after the hand right below this one:

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Qd, Qc]
064 raises $19,781
Pr0pheT folds
skankasoraus Rex calls
Sassprilla79 calls
bigbooger folds
Sexie Tammy folds
Luvs Ya All folds
cigsmokingman raises $39,562
Sassprilla79 calls
Dealing flop: [8s, 4s, 4h]
Dealing turn: [5d]
Dealing river: [2s]
cigsmokingman shows [Qd, Qc] for two pair, Queens and fours
064 shows [Ah, 6h] for a pair of fours
skankasoraus Rex shows [Td, Jc] for a pair of fours
Sassprilla79 shows [Kd, 7d] for a pair of fours
cigsmokingman wins main pot $30,692
cigsmokingman wins side pot $36,999
cigsmokingman wins side pot $22,638
cigsmokingman wins side pot $8,462
064 stands up
skankasoraus Rex stands up
Sassprilla79 stands up

in honor of cc

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Qd, Qh]
Imperator666 folds
srdavebetterhalf calls
cigsmokingman raises $900
Delawarechick calls
yourmom666 calls
srdavebetterhalf raises $12,000
cigsmokingman calls
Delawarechick folds
yourmom666 calls
Dealing flop: [7h, 9d, Tc]
Dealing turn: [8s]
Dealing river: [2c]
srdavebetterhalf shows [9h, Kc] for a pair of nines
cigsmokingman shows [Qd, Qh] for a pair of Queens
yourmom666 shows [Ac, 8d] for a pair of eights
cigsmokingman wins main pot $36,300
cigsmokingman wins side pot $800
srdavebetterhalf stands up
yourmom666 stands up

Restless, she wonders,
the mind seeking solace from
the rendering effects of desire
and the frustration of curiousity
unfulfilled.

Towers, trains, tunnels, a strange
preoccupation and a wisp of smoke
transformed into fire that throws
the shadow of two lovers interwined
onto the wall of her psyche.

Breathless, she watches,
mesmorized by the rhythm,
taunted further by the impossibility
of touch.

Finding her breath again,
an attempt to extinguish the vision with a sigh.
The fire flickers only brighter,
amused at the futility of her efforts.

YOUNG BLOOD,,GETTIN PAID,,GETTIN PAID!!!!Well done old boy. Federal Agents mad because we flagrant!!!! The same old pimp CIGGS,,u know ain't nothin changed but his limp!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twkh0YiInPM