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ragnahrock 5 points6 points7 points 1 hour ago[-]

Don't rely on what's meant to be; nothing is meant to be - your future is what you make it.

An old saying goes 'faint heart never won fair lady', and it's true. Man up and fight, for fuck's sake. Tell her you want her, tell her you need her, tell her you want to bank the everfucking shit out of her. Whatever you need to do, do. Not much in this world that's worth having can be had without a fight, so put on your war-face, remind yourself that you own testicles and get busy.

cigsmokingman: see u r putting a run together here
chemical chris: pfffffffffffff
wojslaw is here
chemical chris: a mill is a run
wojslaw: hi chris
chemical chris: hey cole slaw
cigsmokingman: the start of a run
wojslaw: hi chrise
cigsmokingman: like the first three steps trying to sprint
wojslaw has left
chemical chris: hahaha
cigsmokingman: don't trip
cigsmokingman: woooooooooooooopz
cigsmokingman: i fell on my facey
chemical chris: play so much better when not drunk
cigsmokingman: flush got popped by a boat
cigsmokingman: like woops
cigsmokingman: chin slide

cigsmokingman: what started as a fad among motorcycle gangs in the 1970s
cigsmokingman: has become big business
chemical chris: meth??
cigsmokingman: ILLEGAL METH
chemical chris: LOL
cigsmokingman: yes dude lool
chemical chris: dat shit will tweak the mind
cigsmokingman: from the back of a documentary i got the other day

all which isn't singing is mere talking
and all talking's talking to oneself
(whether that oneself be sought or seeking
master or disciple sheep or wolf)

gush to it as diety or devil
-toss in sobs and reasons threats and smiles
name it cruel fair or blessed evil-
it is you (ne i)nobody else

drive dumb mankind dizzy with haranguing
-you are deafened every mother's son-
all is merely talk which isn't singing
and all talking's to oneself alone

but the very song of(as mountains
feel and lovers)singing is silence

ee cummings

a clown's smirk in the skull of a baboon
(where once good lips stalked or eyes firmly stirred)
my mirror gives me,on this afternoon;
i am a shape that can but eat and turd
ere with the dirt death shall him vastly gird,
a coward waiting clumsily to cease
whom every perfect thing meanwhile doth miss;
a hand's impression in an empty glove,
a soon forgotten tune,a house for lease.
I have never loved you dear as now i love

behold this fool who,in the month of June,
having certain stars and planets heard,
rose very slowly in a tight balloon
until the smallening world became absurd;
him did an archer spy(whose aim had erred
never)and by that little trick or this
he shot the aeronaut down,into the abyss
-and wonderfully i fell through the green groove
of twilight,striking into many a piece.
I have never loved you dear as now i love

god's terrible face,brighter than a spoon,
collects the image of one fatal word;
so that my life(which liked the sun and the moon)
resembles something that has not occurred:
i am a birdcage without any bird,
a collar looking for a dog,a kiss
without lips;a prayer lacking any knees
but something beats within my shirt to prove
he is undead who,living,noone is.
I have never loved you dear as now i love.

Hell(by most humble me which shall increase)
open thy fire!for i have had some bliss
of one small lady upon earth above;
to whom i cry,remembering her face,
i have never loved you dear as now i love

ee cummings

Jocks
1987R

An underachieving tennis squad must get in shape for a big Las Vegas tournament in this raucous teen comedy. Coach Chip Williams (Richard Roundtree) has the unenviable task of trying to turn the slackers into winning athletes, but with top player The Kid (Scott Strader) leading his teammates on a wild romp through the city, Williams has his hands full just trying to keep them all out of trouble. Mariska Hargitay and R.G. Armstrong also star.

*to commemorate once again spanking mayday*
(((((((cigman forever))))))
Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [7s, 7h]
lndianer calls
fatboy69 calls
SrDave2000 calls
Mayday88 raises $7,000
cigsmokingman calls
dany973 calls
actionguy9 folds
NickVegas folds
jrwilliams folds
lndianer calls
fatboy69 calls
SrDave2000 folds
Dealing flop: [2s, Jc, 7d]
lndianer checks
fatboy69 checks
Mayday88 bets $22,000
cigsmokingman raises $44,000
dany973 raises $103,000
lndianer folds
fatboy69 folds
Mayday88 raises $140,000
cigsmokingman calls
Dealing turn: [3s]
Dealing river: [5d]
dany973 shows [Jh, Th] for a pair of Jacks
Mayday88 shows [Qc, Qd] for a pair of Queens
cigsmokingman shows [7s, 7h] for three sevens
cigsmokingman wins main pot $286,500
Mayday88 wins side pot $40,000
Mayday88 wins side pot $59,000
dany973 stands up

(((((cigman ace parade)))))

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Ah, Ad]
cigsmokingman raises $7,500
Priamus calls
Dealing flop: [Ac, 8h, 5s]
Priamus bets $5,000
cigsmokingman calls
Dealing turn: [6d]
Priamus bets $15,000
cigsmokingman raises $30,000
Priamus calls
Dealing river: [5h]
Priamus bets $446,328
cigsmokingman calls
Priamus shows [5c, 7s] for three fives
cigsmokingman shows [Ah, Ad] for a full house, Aces full of fives
cigsmokingman wins main pot $955,000
Priamus wins side pot $13,828
Priamus stands up
cigsmokingman sits out
cigsmokingman stands up

(((((((((cigman reign of terror road trip)))))))))))

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [9d, Qc]
aaditya0706 folds
lndianer calls
cigsmokingman calls
Jimmy_Recard folds
gazster raises $7,500
Esmo calls
lndianer calls
cigsmokingman calls
Dealing flop: [Td, Js, 8d]
gazster bets $15,000
Esmo folds
lndianer calls
cigsmokingman raises $30,000
gazster calls
lndianer calls
Dealing turn: [5h]
gazster bets $25,000
lndianer folds
cigsmokingman raises $50,000
gazster calls
Dealing river: [Tc]
gazster checks
cigsmokingman bets $111,000
gazster calls
gazster shows [Jc, As] for two pair, Jacks and tens
cigsmokingman shows [9d, Qc] for a straight Queen high
cigsmokingman wins main pot $452,000

(((((((((cigman in honor of chem man)))))))))))

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Qs, Qd]
lndianer takes a seat
Chaffy folds
cigsmokingman raises $6,000
broach maker folds
boogienuts calls
Dealing flop: [8d, Jh, 2s]
boogienuts checks
cigsmokingman bets $11,000
lndianer stands up
boogienuts calls
Dealing turn: [Qc]
boogienuts bets $10,000
cigsmokingman raises $20,000
boogienuts calls
Dealing river: [6h]
boogienuts bets $30,386
cigsmokingman calls
boogienuts shows [8c, 8h] for three eights
cigsmokingman shows [Qs, Qd] for three Queens
cigsmokingman wins main pot $135,272
boogienuts stands up
boogienuts takes a seat