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greekboi
Mustang: THE GODFATHER OF MOTHERFUCKER GREEKBOI IN DA HOOOOUUUUUSSSSSEEE
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Greek check out this review i found its hilarious Sprint sure can right em ehh!
This man is the master of the craft, the trickster of the tricksters, the communist to the democracy, the KKK to the black man, the President Bush to inteligence and honnor. He is the king of all chaos involving a small insignificant cyber game called Kdice. You know, the game ripped off and poorly watched over by a lazy nerd who never grew into his ears. Who oddly carries around a yellow dog thing which he likes to take pictures of...do I smell akward sex tapes. Yes. Yes I do. Anyways, I digress. I hated this man with all my guts but then my balls droped and after having this strange event explained to me I quickly wrote this man off as a needed releif in the game. The releif that isn't really wantd in the least but adds enough flavor so that the people atleast pretend to bear with him for the sake of the entertainment. Yet, somehow, he won and is able to cheat the system time and time again. This could be explained do to him naming his child after Ryan's dead father or something, but I would say that a better answer would be that he got on all four and gently rubed a few out of Ryan's dick until all was forgiven. To do this Fiero had to get out of the way for a few minutes of course, but in the end the obbjective was completed. Now, I forget the rest of what that block was about so I am going to start a new one. I call this one: Fuck Montecarlo, But Not Really (Sorta). Monte PGA's like no other but that is ok because he secretly invaded all of our minds and made us go crazy with love for him. Yet, this is why Kdice has no women. We are all gay for Monte. Even when he isnt PGA'ing Das and other half-hearted computer gazers pass along Monte's orders without question. They are too inlove with all that is Monte. Even the noobs fear Monte as a god. Why? He has the power. The gift. The force. He is a god among kdicer's. Like that matters in the least, but it is true. So Monte have your godship over a pointless, poorly upkept, video game. We all love you. Hell, we all admire you sorta. But someday the game will be gone along with all of our great PNG trophies. And then what? The Monte wll fade into the past and Shad may find a life; fiero might stop sucking Ryan's dick; DLK might start a pathetic attempt at a mass holocaust; Ryan may take his head out of his ass. PS: I have no idea what I wrote but it was a love letter. I love you Monte with all my Kdice heart. Sorta.
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scum piece of shit, new # 1 pge you greekfag
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greekboi's turn
saradan1 defeated 8v4, 21 to 15, (6,1,1,6,1,4,1,1 to 5,1,5,4)
saradan1 defeated 7v5, 22 to 18, (5,3,5,5,1,2,1 to 1,1,6,5,5)
saradan1 defeated 6v1, 26 to 6, (4,6,3,5,4,4 to 6)
neutral defeated 5v1, 18 to 1, (5,3,5,1,4 to 1)
saradan1 defeated 5v1, 14 to 5, (5,4,1,3,1 to 5)
saradan1 defeated 4v3, 14 to 8, (5,1,3,5 to 3,2,3)
saradan1 defeated 3v2, 13 to 5, (2,5,6 to 2,3)
saradan1 defeated 2v1, 6 to 2, (2,4 to 2)
saradan1 defeated 6v1, 26 to 2, (6,5,5,3,6,1 to 2)
neutral defeated 4v2, 15 to 10, (2,5,5,3 to 4,6)
saradan1 defeated 3v5, 12 to 10, (5,5,2 to 1,4,2,1,2)
(+50 for 2nd and +0 for dominance)
Rank: 2416th Score: +50 to 150◆.
saradan1 finishes 2nd in round 9
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jubi's turn
greekboi defended 8v8, 23 to 23, (2,2,3,6,2,4,3,1 to 2,4,3,1,5,4,2,2)
greekboi defended 8v3, 13 to 13, (1,2,2,1,1,2,3,1 to 6,6,1)
+9 dice
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