lol sorry guys, I was feeling extra trolly. i can't help it i just hate Travis. plus the whole lack of social interaction i guess too..

great story...
you and Ryan both are really going to hate me the first time one of your kdice posts that utilized my full name impacts my real life or welfare because I'm going to sue a hole in both your pockets for defamation.

NEways, i'd pick the penis on tthe face
because i feel like you would have to worry about over/under stimulation with the micropenis

Irony.
Never utilize this with americans... They cannot genetically understand it.

"Win the lottery and die early

or

don't win the lottery and die early"

wtf?
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lol..new read..wtf^^

^^lol

Would you rather
Have sex with a goat and no one knows it
Or NOT have sex with a goat and everyone THINKS you did it?

would you rather not think about having sex with a goat O.o

or

would you rather not think about having sex with a goat O.o

Is the goat sexy enough?

Does the goat swallow? and can i have a crystal pepsi post factum?

In Kdice,
An invincible offense
or
An invincible defense?

That's an easy one: invincible defense....that means you can never EVER lose a land.

Invincible offense doesn't make you invulnerable to being killed or being reduced again after expanding. So you will probably win most with this pick but technically you can only lose by lagging out with the defence pick