The first.

Sometimes I talk to animals already - they just don't tend to respond.

If I could speak any language couldn't I talk to animals?

human language or animal language
YOU KNEW WHAT I MEANT
Don't get drop kicked Verm!

would you rather

your daughter marry an African American

or

your son be gay

This reminds me of something useful I learned in psychology in high school.

Most people learn the needed skills for proper social adjustment when in their early teens. For some people this development doesn't happen and social adjustment continues to be a challenge throughout their lifetime. Those people tend to act out in ways that most people can't understand. They tend to be loners. They tend to not be well liked.

In effort to be socially considerate, we are just going to disregard the last post made by the irresponsible 12 year old and move forward.

Would you rather

Live One 1000-Year Life

OR

Live Ten 100-Year Lives

one life

Greek.......

Have a regular sized penis, but you also have a penis for a nose (they both function in unison)

Or

Have a micro penis measuring only 2cm fully functional.

Would you rather have your son or daughter marry greekboi


Or

Have a micro penis measuring only 2cm, but you also have a micro penis for a nose (both fully functional)