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jurgen wrote
at 9:41 AM, Friday November 5, 2010 EDT
I guess someone needs to make the 9976th thread and this thread might come in handy for the non-married people so here goes--->
100% success rate on getting a girl to come home with you: "Excuse me beautiful, but does this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you?" |
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jurgen wrote
at 5:50 AM, Sunday November 7, 2010 EST Thraxle is so right, some girls just want a challenge
This can help to point out you are married (in case they didn't notice the ring yet, although most women check it during the first minute): "hmmm, I wonder if you like it with the ring on or are you the shy type and do you prefer it with the ring off?" Of course that won't get rid of the ones that answer "I don't care, whatever suits you best" or "oh, I got mine in my purse, wanna see it?" |
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r0n wrote
at 10:21 AM, Sunday November 7, 2010 EST "So, I hear you are into penises..."
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CCSKAOT wrote
at 2:23 PM, Sunday November 7, 2010 EST A wedding band on a chick = Lucas? :s
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Gurgi wrote
at 8:55 AM, Sunday November 28, 2010 EST bump
because i need more |
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TheBetterYodel wrote
at 10:29 AM, Sunday November 28, 2010 EST "Your eyes tell me you want a shot in the mouth."
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DoubleDogDareYa wrote
at 11:11 AM, Sunday November 28, 2010 EST ..walk up and simply say "your smile is warm". Then walk away.
She will follow if she is interested. Works 3 out of 4 times if the chick is artsy. Does not work with bar bitch skanks. Does not work with gold diggers. Have fun with it. |
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barmat wrote
at 4:52 AM, Monday November 29, 2010 EST Me: Hey, you are so cute, want to fuck?
Her: NO !! Me: Would you mind lying down while i do then? This one actually got a mate of mine a root, i tried it, it got me a slap in the face and a knee in the nuts |
