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jurgen wrote
at 9:41 AM, Friday November 5, 2010 EDT
I guess someone needs to make the 9976th thread and this thread might come in handy for the non-married people so here goes--->
100% success rate on getting a girl to come home with you: "Excuse me beautiful, but does this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you?" |
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jurgen wrote
at 1:51 PM, Saturday November 6, 2010 EDT I am sure you are the hottest girl in this bar with the lights out babe
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Gurgi wrote
at 2:37 PM, Saturday November 6, 2010 EDT |
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jurgen wrote
at 3:29 PM, Saturday November 6, 2010 EDT whoa gurgi, thx for quoting me on the xsketch forum :-) nice thread you have there :P
I came up with this one after I got married and I was never able to try it one. I am pretty sure it could work on a semidrunk girl: "Hi there, can I interest you in a ride on my inner beauty inspector?" |
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jurgen wrote
at 5:50 PM, Saturday November 6, 2010 EDT hmmm, I am actually not a fan of real date rape so this will officially be my last one in this category
"I don't know if you liked the Matrix, but anyway, I have a blue roofie and a red roofie" |
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Kdice_CPR wrote
at 6:19 PM, Saturday November 6, 2010 EDT hope you know CPR, bc you just took my breath away
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kdiceplaya! wrote
at 6:31 PM, Saturday November 6, 2010 EDT "I love you"
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kdiceplaya! wrote
at 6:32 PM, Saturday November 6, 2010 EDT "Pick up lines are for idiots, tell me what your passionate about"
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kdiceplaya! wrote
at 6:33 PM, Saturday November 6, 2010 EDT "Hey, we have the same phone! I like/hate ________ App"
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kdiceplaya! wrote
at 6:34 PM, Saturday November 6, 2010 EDT "I have a girlfriend"
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Thraxle wrote
at 6:50 PM, Saturday November 6, 2010 EDT All I have to do is flash my wedding band in a bar and chicks flock to me.....especially cougars.
A wedding band on a chick = no dice. A wedding band on a man = let's see if he'll cheat. |
