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10 Reasons why Europe is better than the USA:
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the full moon wrote
at 10:53 AM, Saturday May 22, 2010 EDT
1. Football owns the world (btw: it's called football for a reason; because you play it with a ball, and not with an egg), since every country is interested in the World Cup, while no one outside the US really gives a shit about the Super Bowl/ American Football. (Guess where football was invented)
2. Basically all major inventions came from Europe - you are only good at stealing and copying. 3. We have the best cars on earth (Mercedes, BMW, VW)! You have GM(bankrupt), Chrysler(brankrupt) and Ford(shitty design all over). 4. All global languages evolved in Europe. 5. Everybody loves the metric system! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Metric_system_adoption_map.svg ...and it was a European country who introduced it. Only a few less developed countries like Liberia and Myanmar have failed to introduce it. 6. I'm pretty sure lers has been to America many times, while Europe has never been contaminated... 7. Question: How would the breasts of American women look like if they had to remove their implants. 8. Europe doesn't have mormons. 9. We care about our environment, i.e. we keep our coasts clean. 10. Our presidents don't choke on pretzels. |
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Pat Whalen wrote
at 4:27 PM, Wednesday May 26, 2010 EDT fins post was hilarious(and mostly true), this post is just obnoxious and mostly untrue.
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Pat Whalen wrote
at 4:32 PM, Wednesday May 26, 2010 EDT btw, if the gdp explanation wasnt good enough for you, here in the u.s. we invest almost 2,500 dollars per capita in the military. in norway you invest about 160 dollars. case closed.
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Pat Whalen wrote
at 4:34 PM, Wednesday May 26, 2010 EDT btw, ill accept your apology for the comment about me being pwnd now shev.
(quad post) |
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trendz wrote
at 4:43 PM, Wednesday May 26, 2010 EDT "9. We care about our environment, i.e. we keep our coasts clean."
You're too busy fucking up our coasts to have any time to dirty your own. |
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Pat Whalen wrote
at 4:57 PM, Wednesday May 26, 2010 EDT thats true too, bp is owned by british people. douchebags.
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the full moon wrote
at 5:16 PM, Wednesday May 26, 2010 EDT You do know that BP is a multinational corporation and that in its American branch, most workers come from the US!?
Also, this has something to do with where you drill for oil. and lol Shev, you are also a bit of a retard, aren't you? First you say that you disagree with most of the things I say and then you acknowledge that this is merely a resonse to fin's post - which it is. Anyway... I didn't start this, I didn't try to be funny, I only created an response to a pathetic, and I think it was successful. That's it. |
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Pat Whalen wrote
at 6:07 PM, Wednesday May 26, 2010 EDT um, a multinational corporation OWNED BY BRITISH PEOPLE, ya. meaning, the douchebags who made the decisions which lead to this disaster are BRITISH. AKA: TONY HAYWARD
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Kdice_CPR wrote
at 11:38 PM, Wednesday May 26, 2010 EDT just when i was abt to say stfu pat...he goes and says some meaningful shit :)
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ryansucks321 wrote
at 12:14 AM, Thursday May 27, 2010 EDT >7. Question: How would the breasts of American women look like if they had to remove their implants.
Like small titted Eurpean women, except with long, smelly underarm hair. |
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mr Kreuzfeld wrote
at 12:49 AM, Thursday May 27, 2010 EDT "btw, if the gdp explanation wasnt good enough for you, here in the u.s. we invest almost 2,500 dollars per capita in the military. in norway you invest about 160 dollars. case closed."
how the F'ck do you arive at that number?? 4,821,000,000/ 4800000 = 1000 and when I said our army was made for defence, that is because our army is made for fighting the russians, so we dont need a navy. acctually for coastal defence all we need is the NSM, which is capable of taking down most russian ships. and for weapons productions, norway is the 7th largest weapons exporter in the world, accounting for about 3.5 % of all sold weapons in the world, all to nato countries. |