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10 Reasons why Europe is better than the USA:
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the full moon wrote
at 10:53 AM, Saturday May 22, 2010 EDT
1. Football owns the world (btw: it's called football for a reason; because you play it with a ball, and not with an egg), since every country is interested in the World Cup, while no one outside the US really gives a shit about the Super Bowl/ American Football. (Guess where football was invented)
2. Basically all major inventions came from Europe - you are only good at stealing and copying. 3. We have the best cars on earth (Mercedes, BMW, VW)! You have GM(bankrupt), Chrysler(brankrupt) and Ford(shitty design all over). 4. All global languages evolved in Europe. 5. Everybody loves the metric system! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Metric_system_adoption_map.svg ...and it was a European country who introduced it. Only a few less developed countries like Liberia and Myanmar have failed to introduce it. 6. I'm pretty sure lers has been to America many times, while Europe has never been contaminated... 7. Question: How would the breasts of American women look like if they had to remove their implants. 8. Europe doesn't have mormons. 9. We care about our environment, i.e. we keep our coasts clean. 10. Our presidents don't choke on pretzels. |
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the full moon wrote
at 5:47 PM, Friday May 28, 2010 EDT Shev, how can you be a homophobe and support the Greens at the same time??
Also: I wonder which word processing program Travis uses in order to create those strange lines. If I were you, I would ask for a refund, or use my brain instead to create a normal sentence. |
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Kdice_CPR wrote
at 11:06 AM, Saturday May 29, 2010 EDT you really think you're funny
it's sad and trust me i am more than sure im smarter than you I have the science and math trophies and scholarships to prove it :) google me biotch |
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Joey44 wrote
at 2:52 PM, Saturday May 29, 2010 EDT It makes me laugh how some American's have put they are the best at warfare. I know most of you American's might not know this because you have no history until we turned up on your shores, but England and it's Empire ruled most of the world and have been fighting countries for countless centuries. For a small island we have done very well in comparison to the mighty America.
Lets be honest, apart from the Second World War you haven't exactly come out smelling of roses in military battles. Vietnam anyone? |
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charlesVII wrote
at 3:12 PM, Saturday May 29, 2010 EDT "For a small island we have done very well in comparison to the mighty America."
--> "Very well" ? Are you sure, it's an appropriate word when you talking about war, domination, killing people, slavery ? Ohhh yes you did it "well", for sure retard, u did it "well". |
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Joey44 wrote
at 3:36 PM, Saturday May 29, 2010 EDT No Charles i am not asserting that what we did was morally right. I am just making the point that America has been stated as the best at warfare in this thread. Yet it's history of warfare is significantly less dominant than that of the English.
England is better. |
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Shevar wrote
at 4:34 PM, Saturday May 29, 2010 EDT moon, the fact that i think homosexuality is a mental disturbance doesnt mean i dont tolerate their way of life.
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fiero600 wrote
at 5:02 PM, Saturday May 29, 2010 EDT history aside, we would kick your ass
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the full monte wrote
at 5:50 PM, Saturday May 29, 2010 EDT god i cant believe im helping this topic get to 100 (congrats moon)
if were looking at history as a whole, great britain was pretty impressive i guess. but, then both usa and uk lose to genghis khan. p sure his empire was the grandest of them all? mongolia wins. |
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KDICEMOD wrote
at 6:02 PM, Saturday May 29, 2010 EDT /thread
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the full moon wrote
at 6:03 PM, Saturday May 29, 2010 EDT 100!
gg to me. |