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10 Reasons why Europe is better than the USA:
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the full moon wrote
at 10:53 AM, Saturday May 22, 2010 EDT
1. Football owns the world (btw: it's called football for a reason; because you play it with a ball, and not with an egg), since every country is interested in the World Cup, while no one outside the US really gives a shit about the Super Bowl/ American Football. (Guess where football was invented)
2. Basically all major inventions came from Europe - you are only good at stealing and copying. 3. We have the best cars on earth (Mercedes, BMW, VW)! You have GM(bankrupt), Chrysler(brankrupt) and Ford(shitty design all over). 4. All global languages evolved in Europe. 5. Everybody loves the metric system! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Metric_system_adoption_map.svg ...and it was a European country who introduced it. Only a few less developed countries like Liberia and Myanmar have failed to introduce it. 6. I'm pretty sure lers has been to America many times, while Europe has never been contaminated... 7. Question: How would the breasts of American women look like if they had to remove their implants. 8. Europe doesn't have mormons. 9. We care about our environment, i.e. we keep our coasts clean. 10. Our presidents don't choke on pretzels. |
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the full moon wrote
at 11:05 AM, Saturday May 22, 2010 EDT bump
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PreyMantis wrote
at 11:13 AM, Saturday May 22, 2010 EDT to add, for #3, the aston marton is :O
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PreyMantis wrote
at 11:15 AM, Saturday May 22, 2010 EDT and italy has the ferrari, americans are such idiot
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kaspar0w wrote
at 11:58 AM, Saturday May 22, 2010 EDT i wonder too why they call it football. this game inst played with a ball. and they mostly dont use their feet^^
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Richard Hard wrote
at 12:02 PM, Saturday May 22, 2010 EDT Moon is right on like 7 out of 10. And I live in the U.S.
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Kehoe wrote
at 12:12 PM, Saturday May 22, 2010 EDT Yeah, but we don't have Moon in here, so we win again.
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blondes_win wrote
at 12:35 PM, Saturday May 22, 2010 EDT #9 is a joke. France had damaged Ireland's coasts beyond repair through their nuclear energy system.
The US may have mormons, but Europe is full of morons who for some reason thought it was a good idea to dump radioactive waste in the atlantic |
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TheBetterYodel wrote
at 12:56 PM, Saturday May 22, 2010 EDT 1. Football is gay.
2. Lies. Most inventors fled Europe to have a better life here. 3. Your car companies aren't doing so hot either right now. 4. Again lies. There is a reason why there is British English and American English. Only one of them is used for international trade. Also go look up most spoken languages. Chinese and Hindi beat out English anyways. 5.The metric system is easier to use but the mile is a bigger unit of measurement. Therefore US > Europe. 6. No one cares about Lers 7. And Europeans don't engage in plastic surgery? If it's lower in Europe than in the US it's only cause you guys are poorer. 8. No but you have Moroccans 9. HAHAHAHAHA ok 10. No? How about you guys try to declare war without our support. Tell me how it goes. Oh and you forgot one thing The Euro is tanking HARD. No country is following the debt guidelines and when the gov tries to implement SOVEREIGNTY SAVING ECONOMIC MEASURES, you guys riot. hahahaha I always get a kick out of that shit. |
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dasfury wrote
at 2:17 PM, Saturday May 22, 2010 EDT didn't diamler-benz buy chrysler before they went under?
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dasfury wrote
at 2:19 PM, Saturday May 22, 2010 EDT also, pretty sure arabic did not come from Europe
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