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just when i thought i was starting to understand my wife.
the full monte wrote
at 9:06 PM, Tuesday December 1, 2009 EST
wife: dont get me wrong, but i think it might be time to start expanding the family.
me: how could i get you wrong on that?
wife: you might want to start expanding.
me: ... so should i pwn your uterus tonight?
wife: what?
me: nvm.

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fiero600 wrote
at 1:19 AM, Thursday December 3, 2009 EST
Yodel your problem is that girls don't like sensitive guys. Maybe try to act more like a man and less like a sensitive pussy and girls wont walk out on you. Dont be afraid to raise that pimp hand son
fcuku_ wrote
at 1:29 AM, Thursday December 3, 2009 EST
^^what fiero said
TheBetterYodel wrote
at 1:36 AM, Thursday December 3, 2009 EST
Where do you get that women walk out on me? Relationships end dude. You will find that out with your own whore. Or did you already and that's why you are on here talking shit? :P
TheBetterYodel wrote
at 1:37 AM, Thursday December 3, 2009 EST
Again sorry monte apparently your thread has turned into fiero's 2nd thread on why he can't get his gf to suck his dick anymore.
fcuku_ wrote
at 1:40 AM, Thursday December 3, 2009 EST
yeah yodel's last done definitely ended on a 'its not you, its me'
TheBetterYodel wrote
at 1:45 AM, Thursday December 3, 2009 EST
Obviously since you had to point it out.
Myriad wrote
at 6:30 AM, Thursday December 3, 2009 EST
I wonder if monte's problems have to do with the fact his vision isn't 100%? heh
Shevar wrote
at 6:44 AM, Thursday December 3, 2009 EST
you mean during cunnilingus monte thinks his wife's hemorrhoid is actually her clit?
ryansucks321 wrote
at 6:54 AM, Thursday December 3, 2009 EST
Or maybe monte's dick is the size of his wife's clit.
Thraxle wrote
at 8:14 AM, Thursday December 3, 2009 EST
Congrats to fiero and yodel for ruining a half-way funny thread.

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