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just when i thought i was starting to understand my wife.
the full monte wrote
at 9:06 PM, Tuesday December 1, 2009 EST
wife: dont get me wrong, but i think it might be time to start expanding the family.
me: how could i get you wrong on that?
wife: you might want to start expanding.
me: ... so should i pwn your uterus tonight?
wife: what?
me: nvm.

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TheBetterYodel wrote
at 12:20 AM, Thursday December 3, 2009 EST
ok ok I can't resist you make it too easy.

Your not a pimp Jesse. Pimps don't have their gf's fly them to Peru. Pimps fly their gf's to Peru.

Mooching off of women while you treat them like shit is not pimpery it's losery.
integraI wrote
at 12:21 AM, Thursday December 3, 2009 EST
oh man lol at blue.
fcuku_ wrote
at 12:28 AM, Thursday December 3, 2009 EST
i dont see how he could hate sluts
TheBetterYodel wrote
at 12:30 AM, Thursday December 3, 2009 EST
Well everyone has to hate something chase. I value sex as more than just blasting my wad in a wet hole...Which I think is about as far as most guys EVER get with it. Sluts devalue something valuable to me and make light of it. Therefore they have my ire.
fcuku_ wrote
at 12:32 AM, Thursday December 3, 2009 EST
sounds like the ramblings of someone who hasnt been in a longterm relationship
TheBetterYodel wrote
at 12:37 AM, Thursday December 3, 2009 EST
So by that logic the longer you are in a relationship the more you disrespect physical contact?

Ummm no. You are fucking stupid.
integraI wrote
at 12:37 AM, Thursday December 3, 2009 EST
can monte do it?
fcuku_ wrote
at 12:42 AM, Thursday December 3, 2009 EST
i dunno, i could easily troll yodel for 30 or so more posts
fcuku_ wrote
at 12:53 AM, Thursday December 3, 2009 EST
like i said, you obviously havent been in a long term relationship
integraI wrote
at 1:16 AM, Thursday December 3, 2009 EST
but then there will be no more monte not getting 100 posts lolz.
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