so whats going on with favourite elements?
Chase tell us whats your favourite.. u should have a favourite element, caus u work in a lab right?
Go ahead

And Samarium kicks ass as a catalyst for some organic reactions..

But Xenon for an example is a total nerd.. no friends, no "social interactions" besides at extreme conditions.. But it´s ery useful as a narcotic

ohhhh i forgot lithium...
the best antidepressant agent..

*stirrs LiOH in his coffee*

Bismuth is the best, just look at the pictures of it, its too fucking cool

copied from chase's link (cus its hilarious):

In case you aren't acquainted with the most amazing fucking shit in the universe, get with the program. That shit is BISMUTH.


HOLY SHIT! this is real! this shit is actually real! this is the 83rd element! on the periodic table of christing elements! don't listen to me LOOK AT THIS STUFF:



8 reasons why Bismuth is sweet:
1. LOOK AT THAT SHIT!
2. SERIOUSLY!
3. Bismuth compounds are used in cosmetics, medicines, and in medical procedures.
4. THAT SHIT LOOKS LIKE STAIRCASES!
5. MC Escher was known to masturbate to larger Bismuth crystals.
6. Bismuth was also known to the Incas and used in a special bronze alloy for knives.
7. HOW DOES IT FUCKING GET LIKE THAT?
8. DO YOU NEED MORE PICTURES?



8 facts about Bismuth:
1. Bismuth was revered by the Mayans (probably).
2. Bismuth considers sexual relations with both men and women (element symbol: Bi).
3. Bill Brasky's penis is made of Bismuth.
4. An Asteroid made of 100% Bismuth would be so fucking tight.
5. Bismuth crystals can only be created in the laboratory.
6. When you put Bismuth on a sandwich, it makes the sandwich look fucking sweet.
7. The core of the Saturn is not made of Bismuth.
8. False teeth made of Bismuth should be developed.



what more do i need to tell you? here's the deal. you don't want an iphone or XBOX or one of them electronical devices for Christmas, you want BISMUTH! BISMUTH BISMUTH BISMUTH! in fact, I WANT BISMUTH for christmas. When I was a kid, I bought a piece from the rock tree at Books a Million. it cant be that hard to find. SOMEONE GET ME BISMUTH.

i just realized something.

what happens when you switch the x in xenon with the first n in xenon.

no wonder i like playing with that dude so much, hes a narcotic.

As usual: Chase is awesome

I NEED BISMUTH
i have to break in to the chemistry department and steal...
I´m afk: gettin a fuckin Bismuth Crystal

more gems from chase's link:

-Hello. I just purchased a chunk of bismuth a few moments ago and after staring at it for entirely too long I decided to find out what it actually is. You're livejournal entry is what popped up so two things about that 1. I cant believe anyone has/uses a livejournal I don't think I've updated mine since I was 17 so props to you and 2. Yes, teeth, prosthetic limbs, dildos, and possibly shoes should be made out of this fantastic elemental god. This could very well make all other pet rocks obsolete.
Good say to you, sir.

-Bismuth itself told me it WAS the centre of the universe...But then again I think I was coming down off of some LSD-laced E

-Bismuth fucked my grandma.


...in the ass.


...twice.

-When I was little and got a stomach ache, mom would give me a spoonful of Pepto Bismuth......secretly hoping I would turn into a fucking metal rainbow staircase.

Also, the Titans are 0-4. When are then gonna learn that Kerry Collins is a professional loser?