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The AWESOME 'dasfury' Strategy Guide Part 1
'dasfury' wrote
at 5:30 PM, Thursday March 5, 2009 EST
Kdice sucks. FACT! Since the Elo days kdice has inceasingly sucked ass but for those players who want to play properly here are a few pointers.
Rule 1: V-FLAGS ARE THE DEVIL. I can never stress this enough. If someone v-flags to you it is your god given obligation to make this person achieve the lowest possible position. Anyone who doesn't do this is a PUSSY or shad. Rule 2: ALWAYS FARM. Never respect flags if your in a dominant first. Always farm the table and the dom. Another important bit of advice regarding farming is to control the board and leave everyone else one stack. THEN THE JOKEOFF COMMENCES! Anyone who doesn't particapate in the jokeoff or is a noob should be killed immediately. Rule 3: NEVER ROLLOFF. Never under any circumstances must a rolloff be allowed. It is an incredibly gay way of playing and should be punished severly. I would go as far to say MAKE ROLLOFFS A BANNABLE OFFENCE. Rule 4: KILL NOOBS. Noobs have no place on 2k or 5k tables or on any table for that matter. They must be destroyed at all costs and it is the vets job to make sure this happens. If you show mercy to a noob you are a noob yourself and should be banned for life. PART 2 OF MY AWESOME GUIDE TOMMOROW. |
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Gurgi wrote
at 5:33 PM, Thursday March 5, 2009 EST what do you think about
trucing, countertrucing and what to do to someone who insults you. |
'dasfury' wrote
at 5:35 PM, Thursday March 5, 2009 EST all coming in part two tommorow
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sluthead wrote
at 6:39 PM, Thursday March 5, 2009 EST great post, im just here to say gurgi your a doucheeee bag and your moms cunt is so tasty
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Rowdyazell wrote
at 9:26 PM, Thursday March 5, 2009 EST Das has been and will always be my hero
He is the wind beneath my wings |
'dasfury' wrote
at 11:38 AM, Friday March 6, 2009 EST The AWESOME 'dasfury' Strategy Guide Part 2
Rule 5: TRUCES ARE FUN. Truces should be made every game possible. Always make sure you only truce a person if it means you get first. Another way of doing this is offering to truce another player to first and when you kill the player you truced against stab your ally and take first yourself. Also learn the art of silent truces. If you are playing with a player you trust and who knows how to play DONT ATTACK THEM. Move your big stacks away from them they should know that you have offered them a truce. If they are smart they will accept it. CAUTION! (NEVER DO THIS WITH NOOBS AS NOOBS WILL NOT UNDERSTAND YOU ARE SPARING THEM AND THEY WILL ATTACK YOU ANYWAYS) Rule 6: COUNTER-TRUCES ROCK. If a player v-flags to another player they effectivly have truced and the whole board should therefore counter this truce. Also watch out for people saying they are moving away, going south etc.... This is also a truce and once again should be countered by the board. AND IF YOU CANT BEAT THEM JOIN THEM. If the truce that has been made is dominating the board truce them as quickly as possible to guarantee yourself a good spot. Silent truces can be more difficult to recognise for the average noob so if there is any strange play on the tables such as: a player avoiding an easy cut on another player, a player suiciding a stack for another player or players that avoid each other all game. This should be IMMEDIATELY COUNTERED! Rule 7: WHINING SHOULD NOT BE TOLERATED. Any player who whines about your style of play, farming, not respecting a flag, backstabs etc should be considered a permanent pge and you should do everything possible to ruin this players kdice experience. (Whining in certain cases is an excellent strategy and if you know what you're doing and can gain you undeserved positions eg Monte but just know that there will be concequences regarding this strategy) Rule 8: CHATPAWN! CHATPAWN! CHATPAWN!. Chatpawning is an essential and fun part of kdice which if you are good is the perfect way of gaining revenge (besides actually killing the player themselves). If your enemy is sitting at the table constantly barrage him with abuse and constantly encourage other players to kill him off. If you are good at it you will even gain a reputation and people will fear to kill you because they are afraid that they will become a target of your awesome chat skills eg das. PART 3 OF MY AWESOME KDICE GUIDE COMING WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE WRITING IT |
wiggin1 wrote
at 11:46 AM, Friday March 6, 2009 EST Is this a joke? It sounds horrible compared to how games are now.
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Adonia wrote
at 11:55 AM, Friday March 6, 2009 EST Actually no it kind of sound like it is the way games are played now that is what is sad about it.
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'dasfury' wrote
at 12:12 PM, Friday March 6, 2009 EST kdice is played horrible by most players nowadays, letting 5th and 6th fighting for 15 minutes while holding up the rest of the table is just one example of the bad play that is accepted by many. This is a war game. I'm just trying to show players there is an alternative way of playing besides the boring: I'll flag second, i'll take third, i won't attack you, lets rolloff etc. I'm sure many of the other top players will agree with me that kdice has definitly taken a turn for the worse in a lot of ways. I just want a fun exciting game rather than boring, point flagging gayness.
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wiggin1 wrote
at 12:29 PM, Friday March 6, 2009 EST "letting 5th and 6th fighting for 15 minutes"
Roll off :P |
Jslap! wrote
at 3:04 PM, Friday March 6, 2009 EST remove chat, make games random. problem solved.
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