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2013-02-19 chiefKief/chiefKeef/Biqqie, the chat jerk no matter what name he uses, definitely has something on his mind. Dear Readers, see if you can figure out what it is below. All chat below is verbatim as it always is. ++++++++++ 3.14159 is here ---------- chiefKief: sup pi ---------- chiefKief: hows the cockguzzling going ########## ---------- chiefKief: got some variety in there? ---------- 3.14159: cheifKief, you old chat jerk--changing names all the time, right? ---------- chiefKief: no ---------- chiefKief: im only biqqie and chiefKeef ########## ########## ########## ---------- sac_lunch: sup bro ---------- 3.14159: you can't keep using the same one from day to day ---------- 3.14159: AND chiefKief ---------- chiefKief: i have too many points to sit with my bros ---------- 3.14159: you chat jerk bros? ---------- chiefKief: so i have to make new names ---------- 3.14159: your ---------- chiefKief: yeah bro ---------- chiefKief: we jerkin each other ---------- chiefKief: bromance ---------- 3.14159: oh, how shocking! ---------- sac_lunch: &#9829; love u bro ---------- chiefKief: <3 ---------- 3.14159: chiefKief is 14 y ears old ---------- chiefKief: no bro ---------- 3.14159: he thinks we are shocked ---------- chiefKief: i already told you ---------- chiefKief: im 12 ---------- chiefKief: sac bro ---------- chiefKief: i forgot ---------- 3.14159: can't be 12--you are too interested in sex ---------- chiefKief: bro u dont know 12 year old boys ---------- 3.14159: you are 14 ---------- chiefKief: or maybe u do ---------- 3.14159: you KNOW 12 year old boys? really? ---------- chiefKief: i am 12 year old boys bro ---------- sac_lunch: lol ---------- 3.14159: i admit, your vocabulary makes me think you are 12, but your subject matter is 14 ---------- chiefKief: thanks bro ---------- chiefKief: i appreciate that ---------- 3.14159: don't sulk, chief ---------- chiefKief: i dont suck ---------- chiefKief: fuck you ########## ---------- 3.14159: S-U-L-K ---------- chiefKief: oh ---------- 3.14159: look it up on google ---------- 3.14159: read a book for once ---------- chiefKief: sorry bro we didnt learn that in 4th grade yet ---------- forttoc: ... ---------- 3.14159: 4th grade? at 12? ---------- chiefKief: i got held back a little birt ---------- chiefKief: for jackin off in front of my counselors ---------- 3.14159: cause you couldn't spell "bit"? ---------- chiefKief: i can spell bit ---------- 3.14159: my--how shocking! ---------- chiefKief: "you can suck my dick just a little bit, pi" ########## ---------- chiefKief: see? ---------- 3.14159: something on your mind there, chief? ---------- chiefKief: yeah ---------- 3.14159: you always talk about it ---------- chiefKief: your dick sucking lipas ########## ---------- chiefKief: also ---------- chiefKief: wondering how long your next review gona be ---------- sac_lunch: lol ---------- forttoc: Do you every stop typing chiefKief? ---------- forttoc: ever* ---------- chiefKief: fuck no ########## ---------- chiefKief: why would i stop typing ho ---------- 3.14159: chat jerks LOVE to hear themselves talk ---------- 3.14159: and HATE to be told they are doing something wrong ---------- chiefKief: no i love it bro ---------- forttoc: Cause god DAMN you're annoying ---------- chiefKief: its like you're making sweet love to my ears pi ---------- 3.14159: no, you HATE it, chief ---------- chiefKief: keep going ---------- 3.14159: that is why you keep going ---------- chiefKief: brown bro ---------- chiefKief: you dont have to read my shit ---------- chiefKief: you can suck my dick instead ########## ---------- 3.14159: something on your mind there, chief? ---------- chiefKief: yeah ---------- chiefKief: i wanna get my dick sucked ########## ---------- sac_lunch: u tell them bro lol ---------- chiefKief: obviously ---------- forttoc: You wanna get your dick sucked by a guy? ---------- chiefKief: lips is lips bitch ########## ---------- chiefKief: it aint gay if balls dont touch ---------- chiefKief: damn bro ---------- chiefKief: pi is mad ---------- sac_lunch: dayam bro lol ---------- forttoc: I'm gonna have to say, that statement isn't true ---------- chiefKief: its true bro ---------- chiefKief: dont be in the nile ---------- forttoc: Yeah, i know, Purple/Pi is fucking me up on the top ---------- chiefKief: pi's a faggot bro dont worry bout him ########## ---------- 3.14159: something is definitely on chief's mind ---------- chiefKief: yeah your mom ---------- forttoc: I'm leaning towards liking him more than your own "perfect" personality ---------- 3.14159: no, not women--try again ---------- chiefKief: bro im not perfect ---------- forttoc: It was sarcasm ---------- 3.14159: you are a chat jerk, chief--we know you aren't perfect ---------- chiefKief: because i jerk it in chat bro? ---------- 3.14159: "jerk it in chat"! brilliant wit! ---------- forttoc: Your usage of the word "bro" is a bit over the top ---------- chiefKief: thanks bro ---------- chiefKief: you should use it more bro ---------- 3.14159: chief just isn't bright--even for a chat jerk ---------- forttoc: And my luck is a bit under the weather... ---------- 3.14159: no imagination ---------- sac_lunch: indeed fbro ---------- 3.14159: no education ---------- chiefKief: bro i got a phD ---------- chiefKief: in getting my dick sucked ########## ---------- chiefKief: by pi ---------- 3.14159: oh, how shocking! ---------- chiefKief: bro why you always shocked ---------- chiefKief: u an electrician? ########## [Note: How embarrassing that "joke" must be to chiefKief.] ---------- forttoc: I thought you were 12, thesii usually take about a year or 2 to finish ---------- sac_lunch: lol ---------- 3.14159: shocked >> electrician! get it?! ---------- chiefKief: brown bro ---------- chiefKief: im a child genius ---------- 3.14159: no, you just ACT 14 ---------- chiefKief: flag blue ---------- forttoc: More like a pitfall of humanity ---------- 3.14159: you are in your twenties, of course ---------- chiefKief: im actually 92 bro ---------- chiefKief: cant even get my wrinkly dick up ########## ---------- sac_lunch: lol ---------- 3.14159: you have a fan, chief! ---------- chiefKief: jk blue i dont flag ---------- chiefKief: fight me ---------- 3.14159: gg all but chief ---------- chiefKief: bro i think u mad ---------- 3.14159: mad? i never get mad at chat jerks--i beat them at chat ---------- chiefKief: let me roll purp blu? ---------- 3.14159: you are the garbage, chief ---------- 3.14159: i am the garbage man ---------- chiefKief: lol ---------- forttoc: 1v1 me sac_lunch, i got this ---------- 3.14159: the garbage man does NOT get mad at the garbage ---------- chiefKief: da fuq bro ---------- chiefKief: garbage is a french word ---------- chiefKief: im not french ---------- forttoc: what? ---------- sac_lunch: how dare u blue bro ---------- chiefKief: blue bro ---------- chiefKief: its on ---------- 3.14159: sac didn't see that 3rd attack he could have made? ---------- chiefKief: pi bro ---------- chiefKief: dont talk with cocks in your mouth ########## ---------- forttoc: ah.... fuck ---------- 3.14159: don't thank me, chief--i know you need the points ---------- chiefKief: bro ---------- chiefKief: u got more dicks in your mouth than i got points ########## ---------- 3.14159: something sure is on chief's mind ---------- chiefKief: yeah your mom ---------- 3.14159: you would almost call it a mania ---------- sac_lunch: stack bro ---------- chiefKief: shit bro u got this ---------- 3.14159: but just in case, chief will help you ---------- chiefKief: of course ---------- chiefKief: i look out for my bros ---------- 3.14159: chat jerks' union? ---------- 3.14159: how much are the dues? ---------- chiefKief: bro lick my nuts ########## ---------- chiefKief: good luck red bro ---------- 3.14159: you really are thinking about something there chief ---------- sac_lunch: thx bro ---------- sac_lunch: blue very lucky bro ---------- chiefKief: no bro ---------- chiefKief: he not stacked at all ---------- 3.14159: no luckier than having chief on your side ---------- 3.14159: how lucky was THAT? ---------- 3.14159: oh, wait--chat jerk bros, right? ---------- chiefKief: btw ---------- chiefKief: how old are you really ---------- chiefKief: pi ---------- chiefKief: im wondering ---------- chiefKief: ? ---------- chiefKief: im guessing 42 ---------- 3.14159: do you now? ---------- sac_lunch: so lucky blue ---------- 3.14159: i win again! ---------- 3.14159: thanks, chief ---------- 3.14159: that one was even easier ---------- chiefKief: tell meeeeeeee you cocksucker ########## ########## ---------- 3.14159: beg for it, chief ---------- 3.14159: whine and cry and beg ---------- 3.14159: then sulk ---------- chiefKief: lol ---------- chiefKief: i dont suck bro ---------- 3.14159: lol? really? ---------- 3.14159: you laughed out loud? ---------- 3.14159: wow ---------- chiefKief: yeah ---------- 3.14159: hard to believe ---------- sac_lunch: lol fucking blue so lucky ---------- 3.14159: no luckier than having chief help you ---------- 3.14159: no luckier than having me not attack you ---------- chiefKief: pi ---------- sac_lunch: he wins every roll ---------- chiefKief: you got diarrhea mouth ---------- 3.14159: i win again! ---------- 3.14159: you can't leave! i win ---------- chiefKief has left ########## ---------- sac_lunch: his luck is at 100% ---------- sac_lunch: blue ---------- 3.14159: maybe he outplayed you, sac ---------- sac_lunch: nah ---------- sac_lunch: lucky thats all ---------- 3.14159: there were some brilliant risk-taking moves there ---------- Snews88: gg ---------- 3.14159: YOU wouldn't have thought of any of that, sac ---------- sac_lunch: game favored him with luck ---------- sac_lunch: gg blue ---------- 3.14159: but HE made the moves ---------- 3.14159: YOU wouldn't have ---------- sac_lunch: nah ---------- sac_lunch: he made noob luck moves ---------- 3.14159: can't be lucky if you don't try it ---------- sac_lunch has left ---------- 3.14159: level 72 noob? really? ----------