Would love to perform fellatio on himself like he once did on a regular basis in his younger years, but he's lost the youthful flexibility that allowed him to reach his 1.5" penis. That's a shame.

yeah a real pussy

pga

pga

these are all bullshit

doesnt respect flags,pga with vcobe

pga with vcobe and erinspussy

Lonely guy, seeks attention, masterbates over himself in the mirror, sucks cock for bus rides.... The usual life of a backstabbing bellend.

backstabs on flags...take out from the very beginning if you play with this pussy

2012-11-09 varsApussy is a backstabber. All chat below is verbatim as it always is. varsApussy is red, I am yellow. ++++++++++ varsApussy: flag green? ########## [Note: varsApussy flags to green.] ---------- kateuptonsboobs: ok ########## [Note: Green accepts varsApussy's flag.] ---------- 3.14159: flag red ########## [Note: I flag to varsApussy.] ---------- varsApussy: na ########## [Note: See, Dear Readers? varsApussy know how to NOT accept a flag. He just has no honor about abiding by his own flag to green.] ---------- 3.14159: new flag up ---------- kateuptonsboobs: yellow and red fight! ---------- 3.14159: he has me beat ---------- varsApussy: haha kate upton's not even that hot... ---------- kateuptonsboobs: ok. ---------- 3.14159: red is saving his boyfriend? ---------- varsApussy: blue, kill yellow with me and i wont kill u ---------- Locty: trying to.. ---------- varsApussy: o shit yellow ---------- 3.14159: oh, no, red ---------- 3.14159: what up ---------- varsApussy: u lost, that sucks ---------- 3.14159: not there, green--in the middle ---------- 3.14159: you have to cut him ---------- 3.14159: you have 4 attacks ---------- varsApussy: fuck off pi, u lost ---------- 3.14159: divide your dice by 4 ---------- 3.14159: 29 = 3 attacks ---------- 3.14159: 24 = 3 attacks ---------- kateuptonsboobs: 16=2 ---------- kateuptonsboobs: jk ---------- 3.14159: yep ---------- 3.14159: though it really can be less ---------- 3.14159: that is just the easy way ---------- kateuptonsboobs: cun ---------- kateuptonsboobs: cunt ---------- 3.14159: ah, i just looked at the chat: red flagged to green ---------- varsApussy: mmmm i dont think so ---------- kateuptonsboobs: yeahhhh you did ---------- 3.14159: red is a backstabber ---------- kateuptonsboobs: dont be an asshole ---------- varsApussy: no, im a pussy ---------- kateuptonsboobs: give him a bad review ---------- 3.14159: be sure to leave a review for red mentioning that, green ---------- kateuptonsboobs: you too ---------- kateuptonsboobs: ! ---------- 3.14159: click on his name or do a search for his name... ---------- 3.14159: click reviews ---------- 3.14159: post a review ---------- varsApussy: pi what are u doing right now? ---------- 3.14159: right now? i just copied and pasted the chat that shows that you DID flag to green--and you know it ---------- 3.14159: you know you are a backstabber, vars ---------- varsApussy: apussy ---------- 3.14159: which is fine--just don't whine or cry about being CALLED a backstabber ---------- 3.14159: play how you want to, vars--just don't cry when people call you what you are ---------- 3.14159: a backstabber ---------- kateuptonsboobs: you sir are an ass hole ---------- kateuptonsboobs: pi ---------- varsApussy: and dont even try to deny it, i have the chat copy and pasted ---------- kateuptonsboobs: and tattooed on his cock ---------- 3.14159: vars is one of the 3%--the kdice players who make it worse for everyone else ---------- 3.14159: gg all but purple and red ---------- varsApussy: hahaha thanks! ---------- kateuptonsboobs: you too pi