honorable player.

PGA with Black Flag.

I owe him.

2012-04-21 BrandoBeast [BB for short], the junior league chat jerk and web boy, lost to me at the chat game again. He lost many times. His biggest loss? Being the first to "break"--he chatted to me first. But BrandoBeast didn't have brandencrusher, his smarter lord-and-master, with him to make his (BrandoBeast's) limitations stand out so clearly. While yesterday brandecrusher could take on the bulk of the chat jerk work, today BrandoBeast was WAY out of his league in taking me on by himself. The chat below is verbatim as always, but it is edited for length because BrandoBeast is so dreary and pathetic that he rarely chat jerks anything interesting. ++++++++++ BrandoBeast: hi pie ########## [Note: BIG loss of face by BrandoBeast. He shows that he cares about the review that I left him and is STILL thinking about it the next day. Poor BB.] ---------- 3.14159: brando, the web boy and chat jerk--how are you? ---------- 3.14159: still being a chat jerk today? ---------- BrandoBeast: better then you ---------- 3.14159: don't pout, brando ---------- BrandoBeast: im sad ---------- 3.14159: i know you HATE seeing your own words in your review, but don't pout about it ---------- BrandoBeast: i could care less ########## [Note: Proof again of how undereducated BB is. See below.] ---------- BrandoBeast: i cant believe you took the time to post that ---------- 3.14159: you mean you could NOT care less ---------- 3.14159: what an undereducated chat jerk you are ---------- 3.14159: you, brando, have the time to be a chat jerk, but the rest of us aren't supposed to take the time to point it out, right? ---------- BrandoBeast: are you out already? i see you havent improved any! ---------- 3.14159: poor brando--HATES being called on his jerkiness ---------- BrandoBeast: i obviously have time if im playing this game, retard ########## ---------- 3.14159: like all minor bullies and jerks ---------- 3.14159: "retard"--you have 10 more trite chat jerk words to go ---------- 3.14159: before you get them all ---------- 3.14159: yes, brando? got anything else? ---------- 3.14159: no? ---------- 3.14159: take your time? ---------- > > > > > 3.14159: still, he HATES that i posted his own puerile words on my review of him--indicting himself as it were BrandoBeast: hahaha i really don't care about that 3.14159: sure you do--that is why you lost again today by speaking to me first 3.14159: remember? 3.14159: you lose again BrandoBeast: what? 3.14159: the chat game you dolt 3.14159: you broke 3.14159: you spoke to ME first BrandoBeast: you make no sense 3.14159: oh, this is over your head 3.14159: no problem > > > > > 3.14159: i'll simplify for you brando ---------- 3.14159: you are a chat jerk and web boy ---------- 3.14159: you tried competing against me at chat yesterday ---------- 3.14159: you lost badly ---------- 3.14159: today you broke and spoke to me first ---------- 3.14159: i win again ---------- 3.14159: there--understand now, brando? ---------- 3.14159: too hard still? ---------- BrandoBeast: ive never heard you call me those names before! ---------- 3.14159: gather your feeble thoughts ---------- 3.14159: it is in your review, brando--the one you read and HATED ---------- 3.14159: the one to which this chat will be added BrandoBeast: hahahah you are such a retard ########## ---------- BrandoBeast: add this chat, i dont care ---------- > > > > > BrandoBeast: do you think you are smart or clever because you googled the number pie and made your picture a pie? ---------- 3.14159: you really don't have enough points to sit at my chat table, brando ---------- 3.14159: you are pretty dreary and boring even for a chat jerk ---------- 3.14159: nothing witty or smart at all ---------- 3.14159: you lose again, i'm afraid ---------- BrandoBeast: then why do you keep talking? ---------- 3.14159: because the 97%+ who are not chat jerks like you... ---------- 3.14159: enjoy seeing guys like you... ---------- 3.14159: get their... ---------- 3.14159: comeuppance ---------- 3.14159: understand brando? ---------- 3.14159: no? ---------- BrandoBeast: nope, you make no sense, once again! ---------- BrandoBeast: you must be american ---------- 3.14159: this is farther over your head than i thought ---------- 3.14159: you are less educated than i thought ---------- BrandoBeast: how old are you? ---------- 3.14159: another typical ploy by chat jerks ---------- BrandoBeast: and why do you always cry when i say something mean? ---------- 3.14159: what's wrong, brando--can't deal with it ---------- 3.14159: cry? about chat jerks? ---------- 3.14159: not at all ---------- 3.14159: you are just the rats and cockroaches we must live with ---------- 3.14159: you will always be with us ---------- BrandoBeast: chat jerks, is that a new word? havent heard it before [Note: OH, his phony denial is sweet music to my ears. I love it when chat jerks whistle through the graveyard.] ---------- 3.14159: you and your brothers-in-arms ---------- > > > > > 3.14159: these chat jerks like brando never just say "sorry, i won't be a rude jerk anymore" ---------- 3.14159: that NEVER happens ---------- BrandoBeast: can you post it on my review wall? pretty pretty please with sugar on top! ---------- BrandoBeast: why would i? ---------- 3.14159: here is the "whistling through the graveyard" phase ---------- BrandoBeast: im sorry that you are such a loser ---------- 3.14159: brando will pretend to WANT me to post it ---------- BrandoBeast: post it please ---------- > > > > > BrandoBeast: so i can laugh at how big of a loser you are ---------- 3.14159: "please kill purp blue"--but brown doesn't care ---------- BrandoBeast: yea, kill purple haha ---------- 3.14159: whine some more, brown ---------- 3.14159: plead for it ---------- 3.14159: beg for it ---------- BrandoBeast: just like your mother begged for my cock! ########## ---------- 3.14159: brando! there you are! ---------- 3.14159: see? that is the real brando ---------- 3.14159: he couldn't stop himself any longer ---------- BrandoBeast: talking shit? yes ---------- 3.14159: he tried and tried to act in his simple-minded view of civilized behavior... ---------- 3.14159: but he couldn't do it ---------- 3.14159: ANOTHER victory for me ---------- BrandoBeast: hahah you have not had one victory yet ---------- 3.14159: every time you chat to me, brando, i win ---------- 3.14159: if you REALLY did not care you wouldn't do it ---------- 3.14159: but you really DO care ---------- BrandoBeast: about what ---------- 3.14159: so you chat me up ---------- BrandoBeast: its fun ---------- 3.14159: you HATE that i called you out for your bad behavior, of course ---------- 3.14159: yes, for YOU being rude and a jerk is fun ---------- 3.14159: that is the point ---------- BrandoBeast: haha keep thinking that ---------- 3.14159: THIS you don't like ---------- BrandoBeast: everyone here, listen, I AM A RUDE JERK ########## ---------- 3.14159: ah, the first step on the path to redemption, brando--good for you ---------- 3.14159: face the problem--that is good ---------- Guy100: you hate each other dont you? ---------- BrandoBeast: and this guy is mad because i wouldnt let him suck my dick! ########## ---------- 3.14159: i don't hate brando ---------- 3.14159: he is just a typical chat jerk ---------- Guy100: lol ---------- 3.14159: i don't care about him at all ---------- 3.14159: i care about the 97%+ who are NOT chat jerks ---------- BrandoBeast: he just wants my dick ;) ########### ---------- 3.14159: yes! brando comes out of his shell ---------- BrandoBeast: did you calculate that statistic? ---------- 3.14159: i had cowed him.. ---------- 3.14159: but now he is back ---------- 3.14159: he has his 2nd chat jerk wind ---------- BrandoBeast: nope, never ended ---------- > > > > > 3.14159: return to the sewer... ---------- 3.14159: from whence you came ---------- 3.14159: BE the ball ---------- BrandoBeast: whence ahahahhahahahahhahah ---------- Guy100: ok im sickof it SHUT UP ---------- Guy100: lol ---------- Dendore: ^ ---------- BrandoBeast: you are playing a fucking game online, those words do not make you look cool ########## 3.14159: sick of it--then mute us ---------- 3.14159: cool? is that what YOU are, brando? ---------- BrandoBeast: ou, sassy, who is the chat jerk now? ---------- 3.14159: you looking cool by being a chat jerk? ---------- 3.14159: really? ---------- Guy100: flag purp ---------- BrandoBeast: haha i do it because it is fun ---------- 3.14159: brando, brando, so cool, so sweet ---------- 3.14159: fun for YOU, you mean ---------- 3.14159: like all chat jerks, you don't care about the affect on others ---------- BrandoBeast: yes, fun for me, why would i care if anyone else is having fun? ########## ---------- 3.14159: EXACTLY! ---------- BrandoBeast: hahah no, i really dont ---------- 3.14159: thanks for making the point so well ---------- BrandoBeast: i dont give a fuck about anoyone in thise game ########## ########## ########## ---------- 3.14159: "why would i care" is the chat jerk creed ---------- 3.14159: we know, brando ---------- BrandoBeast: you could all die and i wouldnt even think twice about it ########## ########## ########### ---------- 3.14159: take it easy ---------- 3.14159: don't get upset ---------- 3.14159: you are drooling a little, brando--need a wipe? ---------- 3.14159: oops, might need TWO wipes for you ---------- BrandoBeast: no, thats your mom ---------- 3.14159: pout ---------- BrandoBeast: like how fat i am? ########## [Note: Such a transparent ploy even for BB.] ---------- BrandoBeast: kinda looks like you eh? ---------- 3.14159: brando has SUCH a limited chat jerk repetoire ---------- 3.14159: mom insults--so lame ---------- 3.14159: so pathetic ---------- BrandoBeast: hahah ok, you can stop using my name now, its just us talking ---------- 3.14159: we stopped those in 5th grade ---------- 3.14159: but brando, this is for the record, remember? ---------- 3.14159: you don't mind do you? ---------- BrandoBeast: we? i dont know you, i have never stoped ---------- BrandoBeast: i remember! ---------- 3.14159: poor brando has poor reading comprehension... ---------- 3.14159: the "we" refers to MY people ---------- 3.14159: not you or yours ---------- 3.14159: we civilized, polite people ---------- 3.14159: not YOU ---------- 3.14159: understand now? ---------- BrandoBeast: my people, what are you, a king? ---------- 3.14159: we, not you, stopped "mom" insults in 5th grade ---------- 3.14159: YOU still do them ---------- 3.14159: that is the proof of how lame and pathetic you are, brando ---------- > > > > > Guy100: as I said at the begginning you do hate each other ---------- 3.14159: not at all--i don't hate chat jerks ---------- 3.14159: i just point at them and call them what they are ---------- 3.14159: and post their words in their reviews ---------- 3.14159: that is all i do ---------- > > > > > 3.14159: the point is for the 97% to know that the chat jerks and bullies don't always win ---------- BrandoBeast: shut up with the 97% ########## [Note: Oooooo, BB getting upset again.] ---------- 3.14159: as i have said repeatedly, i care about the 97%+ ---------- BrandoBeast: nerc ---------- 3.14159: you are in the 3% brando ---------- BrandoBeast: nerd* ---------- 3.14159: don't worry about the 97% ---------- BrandoBeast: that makes me special :) ---------- 3.14159: no, just dreary ---------- 3.14159: rats and cockroaches aren't special ---------- 3.14159: you are just a rat and a cockroach ---------- 3.14159: you don't mind, do you? ---------- 3.14159: why would you care? ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ 2012-04-17 brandencrusher and BrandoBeast are a pair of web boys and chat jerks. All chat below is verbatim as always. ++++++++++ brandencrusher: although rolling dice is not my specialty chirping sluts is ---------- 3.14159: is 'chirping' here a verb or a gerund? ---------- French Power: verb mister pi ---------- brandencrusher: its what i am going to shove up your fucking ass ########## [Note: brandencrusher shows off his wit and wisdom.] ---------- 3.14159: ah, green is just another chat jerk/web boy ---------- brandencrusher: fuck you ########## ---------- 3.14159: see? ---------- BrandoBeast: fuck you teal ########## [Note: brandencrusher's sycophant, BrandoBeast, shows off his sniveling powers of imitation. Imitating whom, you ask? His lord and master, brandencrusher.] ---------- brandencrusher: no one likes you here ---------- darkfry: hey now, he sends me nude pics, hes the cutest one here ---------- 3.14159: ah, a pair ---------- brandencrusher: fuck you teal ########## ---------- 3.14159: a pair o' chat jerks/web boys ---------- French Power: hahahahahahahaa ---------- 3.14159: how low can they go? ---------- French Power: im loooosing iti ---------- brandencrusher: depends how black your skin is ---------- BrandoBeast: no, a big ol gang bang queer ########## ---------- darkfry: wow, stephen wins the limbo ---------- 3.14159: oh, my -- so controversial in a juvenile sort fo way ---------- rachelmarie: you guys are all terrible ---------- French Power: teal sounds educated ---------- @mairimaceachern: rachel i am praying for you! ---------- darkfry: stop that ---------- 3.14159: no, i am an idiot--but compared to green and yellow i am a genius ---------- brandencrusher: jesus only works for emma graham ---------- brandencrusher: nooooooooooooooooooooo ---------- rachelmarie: get green. ---------- 3.14159: get yellow you mean? ---------- BrandoBeast: o yea? ---------- brandencrusher: xavier keep me alive longer then this jew ########## ---------- 3.14159: oh, so controversial green-- wow, you are so 'internet brave' ---------- French Power: haha sorry man i have a hard time knowing who's who but okay yes don't screw me though ---------- brandencrusher: i wont i just dont want t die ---------- brandencrusher: kill brwn ---------- rachelmarie: NO ---------- 3.14159: yellow will do what green tells him to do ---------- BLACKOUTZED: take out brownn ---------- 3.14159: green is the master ---------- brandencrusher: down with the brown ---------- brandencrusher: down with the brown ---------- rachelmarie: get teal first im not a threat!!! ---------- BrandoBeast: you are the master teal rachelmarie: fuck off steve :( ########## ---------- BrandoBeast: no one is a threat ---------- French Power: stephen you're growing i feel like you'll have to take me over at some point, so i might have to betray you ---------- brandencrusher: no man ---------- brandencrusher: i promsie i flag you ---------- French Power: haha okay man ---------- 3.14159: a promsie is a promsie ---------- BrandoBeast: great move teal ---------- 3.14159: did you like it, yellow? ---------- 3.14159: that means a lot coming from the likes of you ---------- 3.14159: a chat jerk/web boy 2nd class ---------- 3.14159: green is 1st class ---------- brandencrusher: your a fucking loser ########## ---------- brandencrusher: you are up at 12 18 alone ---------- 3.14159: see? ---------- brandencrusher: playing dice wars ---------- brandencrusher: FUCK YOU! ########## ---------- BrandoBeast: hahaha yea, such a fag ########## ---------- Sleviin Kelevra: HAhah ---------- 3.14159: green is so typical of the type ---------- 3.14159: it is hilarious ---------- 3.14159: green is just another of the rats and cockroaches we get on kdice ---------- 3.14159: they are about 3% of the population ---------- rachelmarie: teal im voting for you ---------- darkfry: hey, man, haven't the whites suffered enough? ---------- rachelmarie: if it worked like tthat .... you got this! ---------- 3.14159: yellow WANTS to be green when he grows up ---------- brandencrusher: nice burns man ---------- Sleviin Kelevra: FUCK TEAL ########## ---------- BrandoBeast: 3%? doing the math now eh? ---------- brandencrusher: a rat ---------- brandencrusher: seriously ---------- brandencrusher: that hurts ---------- rachelmarie: i could see it ---------- 3.14159: these guys are all attending the same high school... ---------- 3.14159: and they can't handle the anonymity of the internet ---------- brandencrusher: ya man we are ---------- French Power: steve i hate you I'm just defending you right now ---------- brandencrusher: it is called k dice academy ---------- BrandoBeast: university lololololololol ---------- darkfry: you know me, high school student extrodinaire ---------- French Power: you're not getting any action ---------- 3.14159: check their reviews later to see verbatim chat ---------- rachelmarie: kill steve seriously hes been there too long ---------- Sleviin Kelevra: i want a nice juicey penis right now ########## ---------- French Power: steve i have to fuck you up man ########## ---------- brandencrusher: i will get in on the action if you want ---------- @mairimaceachern: dooo it egg do it ---------- Sleviin Kelevra: pie i want you to rip me a new asshole ########## ---------- French Power: thats better ---------- brandencrusher: i will start working it ---------- 3.14159: oh, my--so devastatingly crude! ---------- 3.14159: but try harder ---------- Sleviin Kelevra: i bet you think you are pretty tough on kdice dont you ---------- Sleviin Kelevra: but you are just a fat insecure loser in your mothers basement ---------- brandencrusher: stand strong xavier! ---------- French Power: im kinda chubby too ---------- 3.14159: all of these guys will HATE reading their own words in their reviews--HATE it ---------- Sleviin Kelevra: the only exercise you get is when you masterbate ########## ---------- 3.14159: masturbate you mean? ---------- BrandoBeast: who wants to flag my ass hole? ########## ---------- darkfry: On a scale of one to rage, how do you feel pi? ---------- 3.14159: or is that something different? ---------- 3.14159: half-educated web boys--jeez ---------- French Power: STEVE HELP ME ---------- 3.14159: better say quarter-educated ---------- brandencrusher: i ma trying ---------- French Power: we're decently educated also ---------- French Power: brandon screw teal over haha ---------- 3.14159: well, you guys DO make me look like a genius, i'll give you that ---------- BrandoBeast: half educated? are you implying you are a grown man with a job? ---------- 3.14159: try harder, yellow, you are flailing ---------- French Power: steve did you screw me!?! ---------- Sleviin Kelevra: HAHAHAHAHA ---------- BLACKOUTZED: yes he did frenchy ---------- 3.14159: gg all but green (and poor, poor yellow) ---------- French Power: fuck you steve! ########## ---------- French Power: you're such a little bitch ########## ---------- French Power: thanks brandon ---------- brandencrusher: man you lsot ---------- brandencrusher: fuck you ###########

Careful with this one, backstabs at the drop of a hat.

biggest fucker of the universe

PGA ASSHOLE !

Read Nube! piece of shit, PGA with French Power

PGA with sarahvdl

PGA with BrandoBeast. They didn't even bother trying to disguise it. Luckily they lost