PGA with Johann Bach

Captain Falcon is a dreary chat jerk and web boy. PGAd with Johann Bach

fag... on criminal minds i saw an episode and this old guy had posters of comic book heroes on his wall and they said it was a clear sign that the guy was impotent...hahaa

2012-05-26 Captain Falcon is a dreary chat jerk and web boy. He STILL isn't interesting enough to toy with (see below), but he makes a nice example for us, Dear Readers. It IS nice to know that my review from six months ago still bothers him--that is wonderful. How do I know? Because even though I haven't played at the same table with Captain Falcon for months, he just left me a long cut-and-paste-with-no-original-content review. MY reviews include original content of my own PLUS the original content of verbatim chat. I'm glad my six month old review still hurts a chat jerk and web boy like Captain Falcon. IF it were possible for Captain Falcon to change his ways and become civilized, Dear Readers, we should welcome him with open arms. It is NOT possible for Captain Falcon, but that just makes him a good example of the type. It is the one thing Captain Falcon is good at: being a low-class, dreary, uninteresting chat jerk and web boy. ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ 2011-12-11 Captain Falcon isn't interesting enough to toy with. Neekstar is much smarter than Captain Falcon, but that isn't saying much. And even Neekstar is too dull to bat around anymore. Just simple, stupid chat jerks and web boys. Captain Falcon with have to study hard and try much harder or we will have to ignore him, Dear Readers. There is just no there there.

Pga clown.

Backstabber! Take him out first!

at first VERY annoying but grows on you after a while (not a euphamism)

PGA, Backstabs you. Lies and eats puppies

Fucking cheating bastard and pga with Johnny Danger

pga with johnny "fail" danger