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| Online Status: | filoviridae is offline since 13:40:38 Jul 16, 2011 EDT |
| About: | Bog Snorkling
I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness When someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide, can that be considered a hostage situation? Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G? Politicians, like diapers, have to be changed frequently - and for the very same reason. Democracy: Where any two idiots outvote a genius Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with yiddishisms |
| Country: | United States |
| Sex: | Male |
| Age: | 47 |
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