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2013-02-03 Biqqie, the Level 32 chat jerk, can't stop being a chat jerk. He reviewed me: "this guy sucks mucho dicko" (hey, that is brilliant for someone of Biqqie's limited intelligence--give him some credit). He also lost to me over and over in the chat game. All chat below is verbatim as it always is. ++++++++++ Biqqie: sup pi? ########## [Note: Biqqie started chatting at me, of course. If I remember that someone is a chat jerk then I NEVER chat first--I always have the moral high ground. Admittedly it is easy to have the moral high ground against chat jerks like Biqqie, but in addition they cannot say they were "provoked"--as if a chat jerk ever needed provocation to be a chat jerk.] ---------- Biqqie: still guzzling cocks? ########## [Note: That right there was Biqqie's Senior Honors Thesis in college. Biqqie acts like a 13-year-old but claims to be 22 (see below).] ---------- 3.14159: Biqqie is still a minor chat jerk Biqqie: im not a minor ---------- Biqqie: im 22! ########## [Note: It is hard to believe Biqqie isn't 13.] ---------- 3.14159: and half-smart ---------- Biqqie: thanks ---------- Biqqie: other half is all muscle rite? ---------- 3.14159: "rite"? ---------- Biqqie: rite ---------- 3.14159: a rite of passage? ---------- 3.14159: the rite of spring? ---------- Biqqie: im rite you're rong ---------- johnklewis: wong ---------- Biqqie: wang ---------- 3.14159: you just aren't bright enough to sit at my chat table, Biqqie ---------- 3.14159: read a book and try again ---------- Biqqie: it's not your table buddy ---------- 3.14159: my CHAT table ---------- 3.14159: keep up ---------- Biqqie: it's not your chat table either buddy ---------- 3.14159: you have reading comprehensio problems--i get that ---------- 3.14159: you are too slow to even get that--of course ---------- Biqqie: you have mental problems friend ########## [Note: To Biqqie my mental problem is that I am many times smarter than he is. Plus, I am wise compared to Biqqie. And honorable. And just. Actually, Biqqie has no redeeming qualities.] ---------- 3.14159: says the chat jerk ---------- johnklewis: I like apple pie for breakfast. ---------- Biqqie: i like pi's tears for breakfast ########## ---------- 3.14159: i'm glad i fill your thoughts, Biqqie ---------- 3.14159: you never enter mine ---------- Biqqie: im thinking about you right now ---------- 3.14159: all you chat jerks are the same--though you are one of the less intelligent ones ---------- 3.14159: i will give you tht ---------- 3.14159: that ---------- Biqqie: and jerking it ########## [Note: Oh, now we are supposed to be shocked by Biqqie. That is the behavior of a 13-year-old that I mentioned. If Biqqie really is 22? Oh, my. How pathetic.] ---------- 3.14159: oh, are we supposed to be shocked? ---------- Biqqie: no ---------- Biqqie: informed ---------- johnklewis: grab that biggie for all it's worth. ---------- 3.14159: are you supposed to be clever? ---------- johnklewis: cleaver ---------- 3.14159: clever for a 12-year-old ---------- 3.14159: not so much for a 14-year-old ---------- johnklewis: 12 year olds know everything. ---------- CAPPU: flag yell ---------- Biqqie: therefore i know everything ---------- Biqqie: k blu ---------- 3.14159: you have shown everything you know, that is true ---------- Biqqie: wanna see my dick too? ########## [Note: Something is on Biqqie's mind? Not much, but something?] ---------- 3.14159: is that what passes for chat in your family, biqqie? ---------- johnklewis: I don't have my microscope ---------- Biqqie: nah you need to back up to see this ---------- _Baldy_: aw ---------- 3.14159: and biqqie doesn't care if there are OTHER children on here ---------- Biqqie: you are children ---------- 3.14159: he figures he is a child who talks like that, so why not ---------- 3.14159: we adults figure you shouldn't do tha ---------- 3.14159: tha ---------- 3.14159: that ---------- 3.14159: anything else, biqqie? ---------- 3.14159: you done? ---------- Biqqie: sorry stopped reading ---------- Biqqie: you type 2 much bro ---------- 3.14159: don't be sorry ---------- 3.14159: you done? ---------- 3.14159: anything else? ---------- Biqqie: fap fap fap fap ---------- 3.14159: that's it? ---------- 3.14159: oh, you have to concentrate ---------- 3.14159: gotta win this game ---------- Biqqie: no ---------- Biqqie: im getting a bj ########## [Note: Biqqie MUST be 13. No adult talks like this, right?] 3.14159: still, you were going strong before--now you give up? ---------- Biqqie: im bored now ---------- 3.14159: you don't have an audience so you give up? ---------- 3.14159: you can't act out so you give up? ---------- 3.14159: so you are done, biqqie? ---------- 3.14159: is that right? ---------- Biqqie: yeah i guess ########## [Note: Biqqie gives up.] ---------- 3.14159: of course you are ---------- Biqqie: damn ---------- 3.14159: i ALWAYS win the chat game ---------- Biqqie: lose some rolls niqqa ---------- Biqqie: you didnt win shit bro ---------- Biqqie: i got bored of you ---------- Biqqie: again ---------- 3.14159: that is one way that i win, of course ---------- 3.14159: chat jerks have no stamina ---------- Biqqie: i can go all night ---------- 3.14159: even they get tired of their chat jerk stuff ---------- 3.14159: too late--you already gave up ---------- Biqqie: never too late bro ---------- 3.14159: nope, you gave up--i won ---------- Biqqie: won what? ---------- 3.14159: the chat game ---------- Biqqie: da fuq is that ---------- 3.14159: as i said--you have reading comprehension problems--that is the 2nd time i have mentioned it ---------- 3.14159: don't worry about it--you lose either way ---------- Biqqie: repeating things and expecting different results is the definition of insanity bro ---------- 3.14159: but certainly keep fighting red ---------- 3.14159: hang in there, biqqie--you have 2 lands to his 30 ---------- Biqqie: gg red ---------- Alexandre Falcão: gg ---------- 3.14159: stay in there, biqqie ---------- Biqqie has left ---------- 3.14159: don't stop ---------- [Note: On to a new game.] ---------- Biqqie: sup yel bro ---------- Biqqie: ready to go again ---------- 3.14159: too late--you lost ---------- Biqqie: a match has 12 rounds bro ---------- 3.14159: you lost already ---------- Biqqie: you're lost bro ---------- Biqqie: i aint lose shiet ---------- 3.14159: you just lost again ---------- Biqqie: whatevs ---------- Biqqie: keep guzzling cocks ########## [Note: Not much, of course, but SOMETHING is on Biqqie's mind.] ---------- 3.14159: you aren't unusual--most chat jerks like you, biqqie, are bad at the chat game ---------- Biqqie: ok bro i got it ########## [Note: Does he really get it? No, but he wants us to think so, Dear Readers.] ---------- Biqqie: how many times you gonna keep saying the same shit over and over? ---------- 3.14159: there is no shame in losing the chat game--there IS shame in being chat jerk as you are ---------- 3.14159: THAT you should stop ---------- Biqqie: i got no shame bro ########## ---------- Biqqie: i dont know what a chat game is bro ---------- Biqqie: lick my left nut, make my right one jealous bro ########## [Note: Anything on Biqqie's little mind?] ---------- 3.14159: of course YOU have no shame--that is why you are a chat jerk ---------- Biqqie: i thought you were done bro ---------- 3.14159: what i mean is, for your simple mind, that NORMAL people who do have shame would not be chat jerks ---------- 3.14159: you lose again, biqqie ---------- Biqqie: you like 60 years old bro? ---------- 3.14159: that is 3-0 for me ---------- Biqqie: you sound like my grandma ########## [Note: Because Biqqie talks to his grandma like he is chatting! Wow.] ---------- 3.14159: you lose again-- 4-0 for me ---------- 3.14159: don't worry though ---------- Biqqie: lose what? ---------- 3.14159: the chat game--d'uh ---------- Biqqie: da fuq is that bro ########## [Note: Biqqie keeps asking because he doesn't get it.] ---------- 3.14159: that is 5-0 for me ---------- 3.14159: keep losing like that, biqqie, and you will set a record ---------- Biqqie: sweet ---------- Biqqie: always wanted to set a record bro ---------- 3.14159: or not--you might not get a plaque or anything ---------- Grux: FLAG red ---------- Biqqie: k ---------- Biqqie: damn bro ---------- Biqqie: for being so smart ---------- Biqqie: you sure lost the last 2 games like a champ ########## ---------- 3.14159: you CARE about this? wow ---------- 3.14159: amazing ---------- Biqqie: nah bro ########## [Note: Too late! Biqqie DOES care about winning points at Kdice. Wow.] ---------- Biqqie: im just saying ---------- 3.14159: good for you, biqqie ---------- Biqqie: you're keeping score on imaginary games ---------- Biqqie: while losing the real ones ########## [Note: The real game of Kdice? Biqqie has something he thinks is important, so please don't undermine his childish infatuation, Dear Readers.] ---------- neighbour: flag rd ---------- neighbour: red ---------- Biqqie: k ---------- 3.14159: i'm glad kdice points are SO important to you ---------- 3.14159: it shows you are human after all ---------- 3.14159: you have a chance ---------- Biqqie: thats not what i said bro ---------- 3.14159: at redemption ---------- Biqqie: dont speak with dick in your mouth ########## [Note: Biqqie definitely seems to have something on his mind. ALL those allusions. Biqqie is fighting his inner demons apparently. He can't accept himself for what he is so he strikes out in self-loathing.] ---------- Grux: flag purp ---------- Biqqie: you might get misunderstood ---------- 3.14159: SO clever you are, biqqie ---------- neighbour: ok ---------- 3.14159: just like a 13-year-old i know ---------- 3.14159: he thinks all that stuff is SO clever ---------- Biqqie: you know a lot of 13 year olds huh ---------- 3.14159: i have some relatives, yes ---------- Biqqie: sure ---------- Grux: sry red ---------- 3.14159: what clever sex joke is next? ---------- 3.14159: speak up, biqqie ---------- Biqqie: my dick in your mouth ########## [Note: See? Biqqie can't help himself. This subject is constantly on his mind and he loathes himself. He shouldn't. There is nothing wrong with his latent homosexual feelings. Truly! There is no need to loathe himself. He should embrace his identity and live in peace and contentment. His self-loathing is, perhaps, the source of his chat jerk identity. If he accepted himself for what he is--homosexual--he would not have to be a chat jerk. The inner demons would subside. I do NOT make this point in a half-clever attempt to insult Biqqie by calling him a homosexual because I do not think there is anything wrong with being homosexual. What IS wrong is to be a chat jerk like Biqqie. If he would accept himself for what he is then he would not be so angry at the world and would not feel compelled to act like a chat jerk.] ---------- 3.14159: YES! i win again ---------- 3.14159: that makes it 6-0 ---------- 3.14159: game set and match to me ---------- Biqqie: nah bro ---------- 3.14159: biqqie got skunked--and LIKED it ---------- Biqqie: score goes to 20 ---------- 3.14159: biqqie doesn't get it, of course ---------- 3.14159: chat jerks like biqqie don't understand much ---------- Biqqie: no one knows what you're talking about bro ---------- 3.14159: YOU don't ---------- 3.14159: don't cry about it ---------- Biqqie: and you always win your 'chat games' because its like talking to a retarded wall ---------- Biqqie: you just talk to yourself ---------- Biqqie: boring as fuck ########## [Note: On the other hand, there are certainly crass, uncouth homosexuals--probably Biqqie would be one of them.] ---------- 3.14159: is that right? your chat isn't really there? wow ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ +++++++++ 2013-01-27 Biqqie is a Level 32 chat jerk on a 0 table. All chat below is verbatim as it always is. ++++++++++ Biqqie: flag teal and brown? ---------- 691: ok ty ---------- 3.14159: flag teal and brown ---------- 691: ok ty ---------- 3.14159: i take back my flag, of course ---------- 3.14159: to brown ---------- 3.14159: flag teal only ---------- bruinbear: teal take my islands - I flag to you ---------- bruinbear: ty ---------- 691: ty ---------- 3.14159: fight the power, brown! ---------- David Ginsburg: I just enjoy playing :) ---------- 3.14159: better to die on one's feet than to live on one's knees! ---------- Biqqie: what if your grandma died while blowing me? ########## [Note: They give college degrees for this? The decline of the west continues.] ---------- 3.14159: then you are a chat jerk, purple ---------- 3.14159: simple ---------- Biqqie: no i jerk in real life ---------- 3.14159: oh, you really shock us, Biggie ---------- Biqqie: its a q not a g, nigga ---------- 3.14159: you care how i spell it!!! ---------- 3.14159: wow ---------- Biqqie: yeah ---------- Biqqie: cant disrespect my name like that ---------- 3.14159: you disrespect yourself by being a chat jerk Biggie ---------- David Ginsburg: gg all ---------- Biqqie: sorry didnt mean to hurt your feelings ---------- 3.14159: you don't--i don't care about you at all ---------- Biqqie: i have a tissue if u want ---------- 3.14159: use it for your jerking :) ---------- Biqqie: i do ---------- 3.14159: i am the garbage man, Biggie--you are the garbage ---------- 691: real flags up please... ---------- Biqqie: and you're all out of lollipops? ---------- 3.14159: the garbage man doesn't get mad at the garbage ---------- 3.14159: you are just more garbage ---------- Biqqie: in french garbage sounds a lot more sophisticated ---------- 3.14159: but you sound ignorant in all languages, as you know ---------- 3.14159: being a chat jerk is no accomplishment ---------- Biqqie: but i dont know ---------- Biqqie: here tell me if i sound ignant ---------- Biqqie: ma sugi de pula si tu si mata ---------- 3.14159: yes, you do ---------- Biqqie: sweet ---------- 3.14159: you are a fool ---------- Biqqie: you must really care about your grandma ---------- 3.14159: you are classless, Biggie ---------- Biqqie: nah i got class ---------- 3.14159: i care about doing my job--helping make kdice better ---------- Biqqie: got all the way up to 7th grade ---------- 3.14159: you make it worse, i make it better ---------- Biqqie: damn thats your job? ---------- 3.14159: "damn"? ---------- Biqqie: how much do you get paid? ---------- 3.14159: really? ---------- 3.14159: how much do they pay you to be a chat jerk? ---------- Biqqie: yeah its an expression of amazement ---------- 3.14159: nothing, right? ---------- 3.14159: amazement!!!!! ---------- 3.14159: wow ---------- 3.14159: really? ---------- Biqqie: payment isn't in money only bruh ---------- 3.14159: you were amazed?!? ---------- 3.14159: "bruh"? ---------- 3.14159: what is bruh? ---------- Biqqie: i get a satisfaction from it ---------- Biqqie: from getting you riled up ---------- Biqqie: for no reason at all ---------- Biqqie: its pretty funny ---------- 3.14159: so you are a chat jerk as a hobby ---------- Biqqie: not really ---------- 3.14159: i am not riled up ---------- Biqqie: you just like to take everything seriously ---------- 3.14159: the garbage man isn't riled up at the garbage ---------- Biqqie: got a carrot up your ass or something ---------- Biqqie: good for your eyesight tho ---------- 3.14159: no, i just make kdice better--you make it worse ---------- 3.14159: simple ---------- Biqqie: how do you make it better bruh? ---------- 3.14159: bruh? ---------- 3.14159: what is bruh? ---------- Biqqie: bruh bruh ---------- 3.14159: never heard of it ---------- Biqqie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UDYMy8qkh8 ---------- Biqqie: educate yourself ---------- 3.14159: i am FAR more educated than you--you should read a book in your life ---------- 3.14159: i am stupid but WAY smarter than you ---------- Biqqie: bruh im a semester away from a college degree ---------- 3.14159: oooo ---------- Biqqie: the ones who say they're smart are usually a dick sucking away from average ########## [Note: Classless, of course, and Biqqie has reading comprehension problems. He seems to think I said I was smart. I didn't (see above). I said I was stupid but WAY smarter than he. It is true, too.] ---------- 3.14159: that would be impressive if you weren't a chat jerk ---------- Biqqie: i don't think i'm smart ---------- Biqqie: i just think you're dumber ---------- 3.14159: you aren't ---------- 3.14159: don't worry ---------- 3.14159: chat jerks are not smart ---------- Biqqie: i don't worry bruh ---------- 3.14159: by definition ---------- Biqqie: anyways im bored of you ---------- Biqqie: on to the next one ---------- Biqqie has left ---------- 3.14159: of COURSE you are ---------- 3.14159: cowards run away ---------- 3.14159: as always

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pga with Cameron Clayton Kill him first!

prick

doesnt mind his own business

Biqqie sucks

IQ probably around 67. Probably ex child from one of Ceausescu orphanages.

pga with biqqie and stab back nice, very nice player, fucking moron!

no respect for flags, and backstabbing in the same game