Asshole.

Great player, outsmarted 2 pga'ers with 3 dice

Semour Johnson is perhaps, no scratch that, undisputedly the greatest KDice player that has ever (or will ever) live. However, he is constantly bored with the lack of competition. Therefore, he has decided that it would be an insult to his aura of awesome dominance to take the game seriously. These days, if you're lucky, you might see Semour on a table just "dicking around" and stuff. If you are not ok with this, he will tell you (as he has told many others) to, and I quote, "Eat a dick." However, KDice is merely a small and trivial part of Semour's very exciting life. Semour is a world famous porn star with a mighty 11 inch penis. When he's not fucking mad bitches and rolling in paper, he enjoys beating LeBron in some 1 on 1 basketball, beating Tiger at 31 holes (18 are golf, 4 belong to his wife, and the rest are for his other hoes), and escaping for a week in the bahamas with close personal friends Jay-Z, Eddie House, Kagau Matzuzaki, (fuck buddy) Taylor Swift, Huey Freeman, Sean Merz, and Obama, whom he casually refers to as "Obeezey." All in all, it is safe to say that Semour Johnson is the single greatest person that has ever lived and will ever live. He even has a following of over 15,000 (and growing) individuals who believe that he is a deity. That being said, the debate over whether Semour is the second coming of Jesus, the new Abraham, the new Muhammad, or some other profit or godlike entity has finally ended. It was decided that Semour is in fact, none other than God himself, incarnate.