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cigsmokingman wrote
at 6:58 PM, Sunday May 16, 2010 EDT ((((reflections of a cigman part two))))
and then there's Good Sir King Noob Man who sucks out every hand as a result of the inability to fold and a leprechaun sitting on top of his ear... |
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cigsmokingman wrote
at 7:56 PM, Saturday May 15, 2010 EDT (((((reflections of a cigman)))))
There are a number of gpokr players that can be difficult to deal with. And, one player that gives the cigman difficulty someone else may find easier to deal with... while someone they have trouble with is more understandable to me. This month I found SurfYourTurf to be a difficult bugger. He got me yesterday for a bit... He bullshits a hell of a lot... so much so that it's difficult to get a good read on him... but raising over top of his 60 K bullshit is sometimes enough to get him to fold... It took me a bit to figure that out... Well, today it appears he got a proper spanking. Chip Losers Today -5,042,437 surfyourturf $0 Indianer must be doing something right because he's been staying up top for a while... however, it seemed to me like he gets damn, i repeat damn, lucky repeatedly... well, it appears he took a minor spanking today also: -2,007,500 lndianer A player like Hitman Hart seems to have some sort of special mojo working for him... seems to be consistent and capable of spanking anyone: +6,560,500 rhart3 $11,515,789 But, when it comes down to it... it gets into a combination of luck and abilities... no matter how clever you are... if you're on 20K and you just aren't getting the cards... just consistently not getting it... it will be a tough going because these pieholes like Indianer will play any ole shit to the river and force the cards to decide... and with a few people on there and the blinds popping the way they do there... you've got to commit to some hands at some point... Ultimately, if all else fails... you can always call chemical chris and talk about how funny and fucked up and bullshit life is... |
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cigsmokingman wrote
at 8:44 PM, Friday May 14, 2010 EDT Cigman will ride again.
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cigsmokingman wrote
at 8:44 PM, Friday May 14, 2010 EDT ((((you're wondering where a bunch of cigman's chips went to?))))
look at this beauty Starting Hand Dealing pocket cards: [Qs, Qh] cigsmokingman raises $40,000 lndianer calls bighall raises $40,000 cigsmokingman raises $840,000 lndianer folds bighall calls Dealing flop: [8d, 7c, 5c] Dealing turn: [Ac] Dealing river: [Th] bighall shows [Kh, Ks] for a pair of Kings cigsmokingman shows [Qs, Qh] for a pair of Queens bighall wins main pot $1,800,000 cigsmokingman stands up |
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cigsmokingman wrote
at 8:37 PM, Friday May 14, 2010 EDT ((((stop telling cigman he's lucky loool))))
Starting Hand Dealing pocket cards: [3c, Qc] cigsmokingman calls lndianer raises $50,000 surfyourturf calls cigsmokingman calls Dealing flop: [Qs, 3h, 5h] lndianer bets $80,000 surfyourturf folds cigsmokingman raises $160,000 lndianer calls Dealing turn: [8d] lndianer checks cigsmokingman bets $275,000 lndianer calls Dealing river: [5d] lndianer checks cigsmokingman bets $220,000 lndianer calls cigsmokingman shows [3c, Qc] for two pair, Queens and fives lndianer shows [As, Ad] for two pair, Aces and fives lndianer wins main pot $1,490,000 |
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cigsmokingman wrote
at 12:24 PM, Friday May 14, 2010 EDT wildZ27: i got it back with KK
Dari: good |
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chemical chris wrote
at 2:31 AM, Friday May 14, 2010 EDT dude,,,ur fuckin posting has me lmao. You are rediculous,,but thats why i love ya,,,my one and only,,old K,,,my nigga.. Keep up the good play old boy
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cigsmokingman wrote
at 4:08 PM, Thursday May 13, 2010 EDT tomy jons: table change more players
chemical chris: yep |
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cigsmokingman wrote
at 3:59 PM, Thursday May 13, 2010 EDT koolboy357: bb soon igoing back tonoob land
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cigsmokingman wrote
at 3:59 PM, Thursday May 13, 2010 EDT cigsmokingman: okay guys say some interesting stuff now please
Sugarol: pls. dont get me started again!!!! koolboy357: ahh! tomy jons: lol sug koolboy357: lol cigsmokingman: anyone else? jose5 is here ***Insane***: cigs why are you here, you should be claiming first chemical chris: yo ciggs koolboy357: nh san sanx: ty cigsmokingman: hanging w my boy and my girl chemical chris: STFU!!!!! cigsmokingman: chemz my boy cigsmokingman: and u my girl baby jose5 has left chemical chris: me and ciggs go way,,way back ***Insane***: lol tomy jons: yes kill that chip leader cigs go 4 gold cigsmokingman: yea pretty baby ***Insane***: we know chemmy we know koolboy357: bowl of crap cigsmokingman: we'll try Tomy chemical chris: mady?? menopause?? cigsmokingman: no promises tho ***Insane***: yep cigs that gold is sitting there calling your name tomy jons: gl m8 ***Insane***: lol chemmy ***Insane***: maybe cigsmokingman: i'm trying maddie koolboy357: A's and a 4 wtf! cigsmokingman: still got a few weeks to go chemical chris: mady settle down before i spank that ass cigsmokingman: she loves that chris tomy jons: lol chemical chris: i know ***Insane***: pffff cigsmokingman: pull da girls hair too tomy jons: they all do cigs chemical chris: make her a human ashtray tomy jons: o and that 2 cigs ***Insane***: chemmy have another warm beer chemical chris: already am chemical chris: and plenty more to come |