Has trust issues.

2013-01-29 of face (and all his many aliases) is still a chat jerk and web boy. He admits to using at least five (5) accounts to stay ahead of all the people that dislike him. I use only ONE account. How can that be? Because I am a good guy and oh face is a bad guy. Simple. All chat below is verabtim as it always is. ++++++++++ oh face: damn green wtf ########## [Note: Said to green after the very first move of the game. Even when oh face pretends to offer a compliment he can't help but be a chat jerk about it.] ---------- igino: what's your problem blue? ---------- 3.14159: check his reviews ---------- oh face: lol ---------- oh face: you got a bomb start is all I was saying ---------- igino: ah.. ok :) ---------- oh face: and pie ---------- 3.14159: yes? ---------- oh face: im glad i can troll you ---------- igino: i thouht was because i didn't kill your 1 island ---------- igino: :) ---------- 3.14159: you have been VERY careful around me for quite a long time--good for you ---------- 3.14159: i have had no reason to add to your review ---------- ldo: lol ---------- oh face: i wonder how much time you've wasted writing reviews on me ########## ---------- oh face: its been like 5 accounts ########## ---------- 3.14159: 5 accounts you need? ---------- oh face: im not careful around anyone web boy ########## [Note: Well, he IS careful to be a chat jerk and web boy.] ---------- 3.14159: why? because everyone hates every one of you? ---------- oh face: to troll you id make a million ########## [Note: YES! A complete and total victory over oh face.] ---------- ldo: purp, the 4v3 hurt my feelings ---------- ldo: pie, SAME ---------- 3.14159: no, you are scared of me of face--and rightly so ---------- 3.14159: you are scared because i post what you say ---------- oh face: i am not scared of you lol ---------- oh face: you silly little bitch ---------- 3.14159: "lol" -- he doth protest too much :) ---------- ldo: well, a post IS pretty scary ---------- oh face: you are a fool pie ---------- oh face: a damn fool ---------- 3.14159: imitating my rhetoric--smart choice, oh face ---------- ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ 2012-06-06 oh face, the chat jerk and web boy, continues to HATE my review of him. Wonderful! His own words make him cringe. All chat below is verbatim as always. ++++++++++ [Note: Some of Gregor Clegane's and others' repetitive chat is edited out. I'll leave the first example alone so you get the idea.] ---------- Gregor Clegane: SIT ---------- Gregor Clegane: SIT ---------- Gregor Clegane: SIT ---------- Gregor Clegane: SIT ---------- oh face: web boy is here ########## [Note: If I remember them at all, I NEVER chat first to a chat jerk or web boy. That is on purpose. That always gives me the moral high ground from the start. Dear Readers, you know that without my saying so. I add it for the benefit of the chat jerks and web boys so they will know what is going on. Fair warning is an indispensable part of justice.] ---------- Gregor Clegane: web boy? ---------- oh face: yes ---------- 3.14159: yes! thanks, of face, for still caring about that old review of you ---------- 3.14159: that is GREAT ---------- oh face: chat jerk web boy ---------- ggallin: chat jerk ---------- ggallin: and web boy ---------- Gregor Clegane: lol ---------- Gregor Clegane: web boy chat jerks ---------- 3.14159: it still bothers you--that is wonderful, oh face ---------- oh face: it never bothered me you dumb fucking pie ########## [Note: Methinks oh face doth protest too much.] ---------- 3.14159: oooo, mad much bro? ---------- Drizzt: *remains silent* ---------- oh face: i am bro, not ---------- Gregor Clegane: guys Gregor Clegane: lets settle this with some dice ---------- Gregor Clegane: >.< ---------- oh face: k ---------- oh face: dice ---------- manofmagic: sit in ---------- Gregor Clegane: SIT IN U PGA ---------- manofmagic: sigh ---------- ggallin: sha ---------- Gregor Clegane: ?? ---------- oh face: im going to stick my dick in that warm apple center ########## ---------- oh face: its happening ---------- 3.14159: you say you are NOT a chat jerk, oh face? is that right? ---------- 3.14159: you are NOT a web boy is your statement, oh face? ---------- 3.14159: really? ---------- oh face: you know im going to be that BIGGEST chat jerk/ web boy everytime i see you ########## ---------- oh face: every time ---------- oh face: EVERY ---------- oh face: TIME ---------- oh face: incase you NEEDED caps ---------- 3.14159: MAD MUCH BRO? ---------- 3.14159: this is SO great ---------- Gregor Clegane: +1 for fun ---------- 3.14159: i love it when you are mad, oh face--it is what you deserve ---------- 3.14159: for being a chat jerk... ---------- 3.14159: and web boy ---------- 3.14159: your punishment is your life ---------- Gregor Clegane: pretty harsh ---------- ggallin: chat jerks and web boys ---------- oh face: and yours is having the gaul to play me ########## Note: "Gaul"?] ---------- 3.14159: "gaul"? ---------- 3.14159: do you mean "gall"? ---------- oh face: no ---------- oh face: i mean gaul ---------- oh face: i made it up ########## [Note: Wow, slick cover up for that error: "I made it up."] ---------- 3.14159: fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, oh face--change your ways ---------- oh face: penis in your ear ########## ---------- 3.14159: brilliant! the wit and wisdom of oh face, ladies and gentlemen ---------- ggallin: why dont you two just fuck each other? ########## ---------- 3.14159: ah, a brother in arms of oh face! ---------- oh face: dude ---------- oh face: i mean bro ---------- 3.14159: take your time, of face--we know this is tough for you ---------- 3.14159: google an insult ---------- 3.14159: copy and paste it ---------- oh face: if you spent a little less time feeling like the king of kdice and a little more time shutting the fuck up ########## ---------- 3.14159: we will all be impressed ---------- oh face: people might like you ---------- 3.14159: i don't care if you chat jerks don't like me, of face ---------- 3.14159: the 97% benefit from my work ---------- oh face: and this is still just hypothetical ---------- 3.14159: that is enough for me ---------- oh face: enough of you ---------- 3.14159: you 3%, of face? you don't matter at all ---------- 3.14159: you chat jerks and web boys will always be with us ---------- oh face: i matter to you ---------- 3.14159: like the cockroaches and rats ---------- 3.14159: we just have to point at you and laugh and sigh ---------- 3.14159: that is all ---------- oh face: going to miss me when you leave ---------- oh face: i just know it ---------- 3.14159: i don't even remember you until you mention chat jerk ---------- oh face: haha yeah right ---------- oh face: but you cared enough to leave me a 400 word review ---------- 3.14159: that was easy--copy and paste ---------- oh face: with terrible grammar ---------- 3.14159: windows has that now ---------- oh face: and word usage ---------- 3.14159: says the guy who thinks "gall" is spelled "gaul" ---------- oh face: gaul ---------- oh face: you want to know what it means ---------- 3.14159: France? ---------- oh face: do you? ---------- 3.14159: they have this thing called google now ---------- oh face: i told you i made it the fuck up ########## [Note: Mad much, bro?] ---------- oh face: google it ---------- 3.14159: you did? when? ---------- oh face: chat jerk ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ 2012-05-20 oh face--the chat jerk and web boy--again proves that my old review of him (see below) stings him mightily. All chat below is verbatim as always. oh face is purple. ++++++++++ oh face: chat jerk ---------- [Note: oh face starts chatting at me. I NEVER chat first with a chat jerk/web boy if I remember that I have left them a review; I want THEM to be at fault for all that follows.] ---------- oh face: web boy ---------- 3.14159: oh, that is so great, oh face--thank you ---------- 3.14159: of face, that my old review of you STILL bothers you so much is a wonderful gift that you keep giving ---------- oh face: chat jerk ---------- 3.14159: yes! so great! ---------- oh face has left ---------- 3.14159: you feel SO guilty about being a chat jerk and web boy, oh face, that you can't leave it alone--good ---------- oh face: web boy ---------- specimen: anyone want a game? ---------- 3.14159: of? ---------- oh face: sharades ---------- Legit Stabber: PIE LEAVES THESE NOOBS ALONE ---------- 3.14159: oh face, the fact that you have no original thoughts on this ---------- months old review is to be expected ---------- 3.14159: you can't help but repeat MY thoughts on the matter ---------- oh face: moron ---------- Legit Stabber: pie its just a game ---------- 3.14159: of course kdice is a game, blue--that is not the question ---------- 3.14159: the question is how we behave while we are here ---------- 3.14159: oh face is a chat jerk and web boy ---------- oh face: you chat jerk ---------- oh face: web boy ---------- oh face: no one asked for a lecture ---------- 3.14159: see? he is completely in my trance ---------- 3.14159: he cannot escape me ---------- 3.14159: it is SO great ---------- 3.14159: better flag to brown, purple ---------- oh face: better play your own game and let me play mine ---------- 3.14159: really? you have been playing MY game for months now, purple ---------- specimen: legit come and meet me there man ---------- oh face: oh i have ---------- 3.14159: "oh i have" -- nice comeback ---------- oh face: chat jerk ---------- oh face: lay off ########## [Note: Yes! HE started is--as always--but demands that others not pay him back in kind. Simply wonderful ironic justice for oh face.] ---------- 3.14159: oh, NOW oh face, the chat jerk and web boy, demands that we be respectful and kind!!!??? ---------- 3.14159: how amusing ---------- 3.14159: when YOU attack everyone around you it is fine, right oh face? ---------- oh face: you suck at this game, and speaking english ---------- oh face: it hurts my head ---------- 3.14159: that is your excuse, then, for being a chat jerk and web boy, of face? ---------- 3.14159: "speaking english hurts my head" ---------- oh face: your version of english ---------- 3.14159: gg all ---------- 3.14159: ouch--that hurt didn't it of face? ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ 2012-05-11 oh face--the chat jerk and web boy--made my evening by showing that my review of him (see below) from over a month ago still is on his mind. I had forgotten all about him, but oh face reminded me. All chat below is verbatim as always. ++++++++++ oh face: sit ---------- oh face: you web boy, chat jerk [Note: So wonderful!] ---------- 3.14159: thanks, of face--i'm glad it still bothers you [Note: oh face didn't chat another word.] ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ 2012-04-08 oh face is a chat jerk and web boy. He pretends to think that no one should flag on a 0 table. What an idiot (in addition to being a chat jerk and web boy, of course). He says in the chat below that he plays to have fun. EXACTLY! The way to have fun once it is not worth trying for 1st is to try for some other rank or for revenge. oh face is too stupid to understand that simple point. No pity in that because oh face is a chat jerk and web boy, so the dumber he is the better for the rest of us. Thank goodness oh face is near the bottom of the barrel in intelligence. Even dumb people like oh face can have good manners, though, and oh face should really learn some. All chat below is verbatim. oh face is blue, I am yellow. ++++++++++ [Note: of face is mad that others have started flagging to me and starts his juvenile insults against the other players and then against me.] ---------- 3.14159: My motto: When 1st is in hand leave everyone alone... ---------- oh face: ill fight you bitch ########## ---------- 3.14159: unless attacked or stalemate ---------- 3.14159: okay, blue ---------- 3.14159: for 1st or last ---------- 3.14159: i'll fight blue for 1st or last [Note: It didn't work because there were too many flagged players already between me and blue who wanted to kill blue to get his lands for their other fights for 2nd.] ---------- fgfx: purp ---------- fgfx: im for 3rd ---------- fgfx: at best ---------- oh face: im for 1st ---------- oh face: bitches ########## ---------- 3.14159: blue must never have played kdice--he doesn't seem to know about flags fgfx: good luck ---------- 3.14159: little web boy that he is ---------- 3.14159: blue, a lesson from me to you... ---------- oh face: i dont need any lessons ---------- 3.14159: we play for 1 of 3 things in any game... ---------- 3.14159: (1) 1st place ---------- oh face: i play to kill niggaqs ########## ---------- 3.14159: (2) some other place ---------- 3.14159: (3) revenge ---------- 3.14159: that is it ---------- 3.14159: got it, blue? ---------- oh face: not true ########## ---------- 3.14159: understand now? ---------- oh face: i play to have have fun ########## [Note: AND to insult people since he is a chat jerk and little web boy.] ---------- 3.14159: your fun fits in one of those three places ---------- 3.14159: that is all there is ---------- oh face: and not flag on a 0 table ---------- 3.14159: poor blue just can't understand ---------- 3.14159: it's okay, blue ---------- 3.14159: we get it--this is over your head ---------- oh face: you want to know the point difference between 5th and 2nd ---------- fgfx: it's all over now, babyblue ---------- 3.14159: we aren't playing for points, blue ---------- 3.14159: d'uh ---------- 3.14159: (blue only understands simple concepts) ---------- oh face: 50... ---------- oh face: worth a flag to your little pusssy ass... no ######### [Note: My goodness--what and idiot oh face is.] ---------- 3.14159: REALLY blue? ---------- oh face: get it? ---------- 3.14159: thanks ---------- 3.14159: we didn't know that ---------- 3.14159: d'uh ---------- 3.14159: poor blue ---------- 3.14159: a little web boy ---------- 3.14159: and chat jerk ---------- oh face: for someone claiming mastery of the game you sure do have a lot of learning left to do ---------- oh face: chat jerk ---------- 3.14159: blue cannot point to someone claiming mastery--where is that person? ---------- fgfx: what's now? ---------- oh face: jerk me off fucker ########## [Note: THAT is oh face at his most eloquent.] ---------- 3.14159: i quit ---------- fgfx: lol ---------- fgfx: why? ---------- 3.14159: you guys play it out ---------- oh face has left ---------- 3.14159: i have a review to write ---------- Nyles: flag brown ---------- 3.14159: about that web boy and chat jerk blue

pga vid oh face -- [This review was automatically posted using Deadcode Tools for KDice. Download: http://kdice.com/profile/44773121]

pleasure to play with

honourable dude it seems. not as honourable as the hobgob, but well. still really kewl.

PGA

ok

PGA with Claymore1965

Is uncomfortable with his own sexuality

Asshole