2011-09-06 king edward is a terrible 1st place player--both pathetic and pitiful. [I'll add here after posting the review and seeing other reviews that king edward is CONSISTENTLY bad over time.] He does have a lot of lame excuses for why he is so bad, so he has THAT going for him. king edward had 1st place completely in hand with no possible challenge but (1) attacked a player who flagged to him (me) and said he was helping me, (2) wiped out another player who flagged to him because he didn't want to sit around waiting, (3) killed red who was fighting brown for 2nd because "red had not flagged"--but red had three lands and was not even theoretically a risk for king edward. Chat is verbatim as always. ++++++++++ [Note: king edward is green, Britannia is blue, topfour is brown, I am purple.] ---------- Britannia Barter: i though yellow was gonna win? ---------- 3.14159: i lose another $2 ---------- Britannia Barter: xD told yu to bet on me xD ---------- 3.14159: will everyone take rolls of pennies? ---------- Britannia Barter: haha :) ---------- @mbie: kill me someone ---------- Britannia Barter: after red xD ---------- 3.14159: if you sit out, you will be gone in 4 turns ---------- @mbie: ty :) ---------- Britannia Barter: lol ---------- @mbie: I didnt want you to wait for me, so that is why i didnt sit out :) ---------- Britannia Barter: i was waiting to see who was gona attack ---------- Britannia Barter: lol ---------- 3.14159: flag green ########## [Note: Here I flag to green so I can fight brown for 2nd.] ---------- Britannia Barter: grenn i flag yu... this feels like its not gonna end xD ---------- topfour: fag grenl ---------- king edward: kk [Note: king edward appears to accept all the flags.] ---------- 3.14159: i flagged to you green--and you just attacked me ########## [Note: king edward attacked me soon after I flagged to him.] ---------- 3.14159: BAD play ---------- 3.14159: BAD 1st place play by green ---------- king edward: was helping you lol ########## [Note: Pitifully lame excuse. "was helping you lol"! Oh, king edward, you scamp.] ---------- king edward: wanted to wait forever for it to stack to 8? [Note: king edward is in the business of maximizing Kdice play by ALL players. How kind and generous of him. Please do NOT leave us alone to fight it out--why not fight both sides for us, kind edward?] ---------- 3.14159: WRONG... ---------- king edward: lol nooob ########## [Note: "noob"! king edward still uses "noob" as an intended insult. How very 1990s of him.] ---------- 3.14159: my motto: when 1st is in hand leave everyone alone... ---------- king edward: hed have taken it off you when it was 6 and wated your die [Note: Again, king edward jumps right in, doesn't ask, and helps people. How kind and generous of him. I'm sure he would liek that done to him. No? Then he is a hypocrite.] ---------- 3.14159: unless attacked or stalemate ---------- king edward: lol i was helping ########## [Note: "lol i was helping"--is the "lol" an embarassed "laugh," embarassed by how lame it sounds?] ---------- 3.14159: green, YOU want to be left alone to fight when you are going for 2nd or 3rd ---------- king edward: but now coz your a moany idiot il kill you ---------- 3.14159: helping by ATTACKING me--and i flagged to you ---------- king edward: yes a 1 dice ---------- king edward: saved you 2 turns of stacking and hed have taken it ---------- 3.14159: you can make all the excuses you want, green--but you are a TERRIBLE 1st place player ---------- 3.14159: and a HYPOCRITE if you EVER want to fight it out without 1st interfering ---------- Britannia Barter: sorry tied blocking him ---------- 3.14159: check your reviews later, green--i'll be leaving one for you ---------- 3.14159: pitiful--green is STILL deciding everything [Note: king edward is killing off red because why? He hasn't flagged! It doesn't matter to king edward that there is NO possible way for red to beat him with 3 lands versus 30, but king edward is nothing if not terrible.] ---------- 3.14159: just pitiful ---------- king edward: red hasnt flagged ########## [Note: The most common excuse from terrible 1st place players--"he hasn't flagged." Pitiful.] ---------- 3.14159: you have 1st place in hand--don't pretend otherwise ---------- 3.14159: YOU would want to left alone to fight it out... ---------- 3.14159: HYPOCRITE ---------- king edward: lol so i want to end the game ########## [Note: Oh, so it is king edward's convenience at issue, NOT the flag. More pitiful still.] ---------- king edward: not sit and watch them fight ########## [Note: Unless king edward invites every 1st place player to kill him when he is fighting for 2nd or 3rd or 4th then he is a GIANT hypocrite.] ---------- king edward: i have a life to live too ########## [Note: king edward should know, but does not, the commitment one makes when one accepts flags. Actually, he DOES know but doesn't care.] ---------- 3.14159: then DO NOT ACCEPT FLAGS green ########## [Note: If king edward wants to act the way he does, the only proper thing to do is NOT ACCEPT FLAGS. Then at least he would be honorable instead of pitiful.] ---------- 3.14159: you want ALL the good stuff and none of the bad ########## ---------- 3.14159: HYPOCRITE ---------- topfour: red didnt flag [Note: Brown is getting 2nd unopposed thanks to king edward, so he might be biased. He is wrong no matter what his motivation. king edward should have waited for the fight for 2nd to end without his interfering.] ---------- 3.14159: it does not matter ---------- king edward: chillout i helped you ########## [Note: king edward is still grasping at straws to act as excuses.] ---------- topfour: it really does ---------- 3.14159: it is still TERRIBLE 1st place play ---------- king edward: lool ok cry baby [Note: How could I be a "cry baby" if king edward was helping me?] ---------- 3.14159: no, a defender of the RIGHT way to play ---------- 3.14159: bad players like you HATE to be called on it ---------- king edward: ok ---------- king edward: :) ---------- 3.14159: that is why you are complaining ---------- 3.14159: there you go--be humble about your bad play ---------- king edward: im not complaining? lol you are ---------- 3.14159: that is more seemly ---------- 3.14159: no, you are saying "cry baby"--but you thought you were HELPING me--so why would i cry? ---------- 3.14159: just accept it, green--you are a bad 1st place player

accepted flag and attack on final stage of the game

ninja flagger

piece of shit

a backstabber.

realy idiot dont play with

PGA with King edward

idiot player delte acc!!fuck yu beybi pga!!idiot!!

noob doesnt respect flags. horrible player.

Unfair player!