kdice needs more people like this - great player, smart, and fun to chat with!

likes to suck dicks

revengeful asshole

we can trust him, nice player !

2013-01-27 foo foo chose the side of the chat jerks. Here is foo foo (and all his exclamation points) trying to side with the chat jerks and stay above it all at the same time. foo foo wants you to know he is clever and that being a chat jerk is beneath him, yet he runs with the chat jerks in their pack. He is one of them.] ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ 2013-01-27 ScimitarNZ is a chat jerk. All chat below is verbatim as it always is. 3.14159: Scimitar is SO limited he says "LMAO" to show disdain ---------- ScimitarNZ: he sounds like a jerk ---------- jph3000: ok i might ---------- r0n: pi eats penises like fat people eat potato chips ########## ---------- ScimitarNZ: lol ---------- ScimitarNZ: really ---------- foo foo: snerk ---------- ScimitarNZ: wow R0n ---------- DarkoPancev: deep fried? ---------- 3.14159: i just tell the truth and you think it is painful, Scimitar ---------- ScimitarNZ: I'm glad I know hti sknow ---------- 3.14159: you HATE this ---------- DarkoPancev: they're much better grilled imho ---------- ScimitarNZ: thinking about now it does add up ---------- ScimitarNZ: lol ---------- 3.14159: Scimitar HATES having his bad behavior pointed out ---------- ScimitarNZ: lol ---------- 3.14159: he wants to be a chat jerk and everyone just be silent ---------- ScimitarNZ: this kid is entertaining ########## [Note: Scimitar spelled it correctly this time. See below for his intentional misspelling.] ---------- 3.14159: "lol" ---------- jph3000: i was feeling nice, beside i killed my island, but ill be annoyed if you dont take it ---------- ScimitarNZ: but I bet he gets anoying after a little bit ########## [Note: Scimitar is already VERY annoyed but doesn't want to admit it to r0n.] ---------- ScimitarNZ: yes? ########## [Note: See how Scimitar begs for the approval of r0n and the other high level players at the table--a 0 table, by the way.] ---------- foo foo: at least scimitar isnt trolling the chat... ---------- 3.14159: all the chat jerks reach your current point, Scimitar ---------- DarkoPancev: u've been there eh pi ---------- r0n: pi, everyone hates you ---------- ScimitarNZ: gee I hope if we ignore him hell go away ########## [Note: The pleading of the "we" is impossible to miss. Scimitar SO wants to be liked by r0n and the others--it is painful to watch.] ---------- r0n: even your mom ---------- 3.14159: all you chat jerks eventually try the "i don't care--he's funny" rhetorical device ---------- ScimitarNZ: hes like that annoying kid at school who hangs out with you ---------- ScimitarNZ: and you want to be nice ---------- 3.14159: you pretend not to care but you HATE this ---------- ScimitarNZ: but thewhole roup really jsut want to say fuck off ---------- ScimitarNZ: man this kid knows me well ---------- r0n: I hate that you exist, pi ---------- foo foo: what , do you have a degree in chat sophistry? ########## [Note: How long did it take foo foo to look up "sophistry" on Google? A long time.] ---------- ScimitarNZ: how bigs my dick pi ########## ---------- DarkoPancev: k i got an 8 ---------- DarkoPancev: all surrender ---------- 3.14159: Scimitar thinks you are his friends ---------- 3.14159: wow ---------- jph3000: going for 4th, longshot but why not ---------- r0n: I curse the truck driver that came inside your passed out mother ---------- foo foo: snap! ########## [Note: foo foo THINKS of himself as sophisticated and then he says "snap!" like that. Pathetic. Not that he is sincere in its use; that he thinks it is clever to use it ironically is so sad. Half-clever 14- year-olds do that.] ---------- ScimitarNZ: lol ---------- DarkoPancev: with the whole truck, nonetheless ---------- r0n: If only he pulled out ---------- MikeMike83: brown ---------- 3.14159: that is pretty funny--Scimitar thinks you guys are his friends ---------- ScimitarNZ: yes? ---------- r0n: we would be playing here peacefully ---------- foo foo: brown ---------- MikeMike83: i gotta go at teal ---------- r0n: why is yellow begging so much? ---------- 3.14159: that is one of the more pathetic responses from the garbage i go after ---------- foo foo: not yet yel ---------- ScimitarNZ: epic ---------- 3.14159: Scimitar feeling lonely ---------- MikeMike83: ...... ---------- MikeMike83: ....... ---------- MikeMike83: ..... ---------- 3.14159: pretending to himself that r0n is his friend ---------- 3.14159: wow ---------- MikeMike83: i still hate my luck ---------- r0n: pi, do you know who your daddy is? ---------- foo foo: maybe you wanna go a different direction yel? ---------- MikeMike83: that is so depressing ---------- r0n: CUT ---------- 3.14159: Scimitar is trying to show off for big bad r0n ---------- 3.14159: Scimitar wants to impress r0n ---------- r0n: I am showing off for everyone ---------- ScimitarNZ: ok now this is just getting embarising ---------- 3.14159: r0n is Scimitar's daddy right now ---------- 3.14159: Scimitar can't spell ---------- ScimitarNZ: you know those kinda guys who keep talking and you just have to cringe [Note: Yes, like Scimitar trying for r0n's approval. Scimitar is at r0n's side panting and looking up at him like a dog.] ---------- [Note: Missing a couple of lines of chat here.] ---------- 3.14159: Scimitar is embarrassed now. That is a good thing. ---------- ScimitarNZ: sorry teal no ---------- 3.14159: it shows he has some semblance of humanity left ---------- ScimitarNZ: I am Pis friend ---------- r0n: amongst the dregs of humanity that show up here ---------- 3.14159: ah, now that old trick ---------- ScimitarNZ: and he has a rule that you cant have two friends at once ---------- r0n: pi is pretty bad ---------- foo foo: but Ron and i are so impressed! ########## [Note: What is with foo foo and exclamation marks? Is he so insecure that he feels the need for exclamation mark every other line?] ---------- 3.14159: Scimitar now pretends to be my friend ---------- ScimitarNZ: yeah I know ---------- ScimitarNZ: I get that alot ---------- 3.14159: Scimitar is hitting EVERY mark of a chat jerk ---------- ScimitarNZ: but Pi runs the show here ---------- r0n: THEY TELL YOU THEY ARE YOUR FRIENDS ---------- 3.14159: he has missed one very popular mark ---------- r0n: BUT THEY JUST WANT A HANDJOB ---------- 3.14159: we will see if he gets there ---------- ScimitarNZ: lol ---------- DarkoPancev: olé ---------- MikeMike83: teal ---------- DarkoPancev: ^^ ---------- MikeMike83: i flag ---------- 3.14159: Scimitar is still showing off for r0n ---------- MikeMike83: u hear ---------- 3.14159: right Scimitar? ---------- foo foo: weird, my friends DO tell me that they are my friends ---------- ScimitarNZ: wow kid are you still talking? ---------- ScimitarNZ: so far EVERYONIE at this table thginks your a dick ########## [Note: Notice how insecure Scimitar in this "high" company of lowlifes. He keeps saying "we" and "everyone" and keeps trying to include himself with the others. THEY don't say anything like that because they are secure in their positions. Scimitar is trying SO hard to fit in and show off for them.] ---------- 3.14159: r0n's opinion is VERY important to Scimitar right now ---------- r0n: everyone not at the table too ---------- jph3000: purp uses photon torpedos ---------- foo foo: ok, who flags? brown? ---------- ScimitarNZ: lol ---------- r0n: I just opened the window ---------- 3.14159: i make kdice better--you make it worse, Scimitar ---------- 3.14159: simple ---------- ScimitarNZ: Teal you do right ---------- DarkoPancev: imma take on teal now ---------- r0n: and everyone was talking about what a loser Pi is ---------- 3.14159: they enjoy the better kdice i help provide ---------- 3.14159: bad guys like r0n and Scimitar will always be on the tables ---------- 3.14159: we can't stop it ---------- ScimitarNZ: wow I actually think this guys a little crazy ---------- ScimitarNZ: like not all there ---------- DarkoPancev: but WE CAN SPAM EM ---------- r0n: BAD GUYS LOL ---------- 3.14159: but we can't point at them and call them the garbage they are ---------- jph3000 has left ---------- ScimitarNZ: OK now I feel bad being mean to him ########## [Note: Another chat jerk mark hit. Also, still showing off for his betters.] ---------- r0n: I THINK HE IS 12 YEARS OLD ---------- foo foo: bad bad guys! we must stop them! ########## [Note: MORE exclamation marks from foo foo. How insecure is he?] ---------- 3.14159: speak up, r0n ---------- 3.14159: louder ---------- r0n: PI = HE-MAN ---------- r0n: SCIMITAR = SKELETOR ---------- ScimitarNZ has left ########## [Note: The coward runs. I am outnumbered three or four or five to one, but Scimitar runs.] ---------- 3.14159: i am the garbage man--you are the garbage ---------- 3.14159: all you chat jerks are the garbage, r0n and Scimtar ---------- r0n: Pi IS THE FECES, I AM THE DIAPER ---------- MikeMike83: Teal ---------- DarkoPancev: XD ---------- foo foo: yellow, you flag? ---------- MikeMike83: in case you missed it, i flag ---------- MikeMike83: yes ---------- r0n: PI IS THE BUTT ---------- 3.14159: so i help improve kdice ---------- r0n: I AM THE PLUG ---------- MikeMike83: for the 4th time ---------- 3.14159: they make it worse ---------- foo foo: oh, ty ---------- foo foo: sorry, too much going on in the chat ---------- r0n has left ########## [Note: Another coward runs.] ---------- 3.14159: and they ALWAYS run away ---------- MikeMike83: 8v5 losss ---------- 3.14159: cowards ---------- 3.14159: r0n and Scimitar are the garbage of kdice ---------- 3.14159: chat jerks deserve nothing but their own words in their reviews ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ 2013-01-27 ScimitarNZ is a chat jerk. All chat below is verbatim as it always is. ScimitarNZ is purple, I am red. ++++++++++ ScimitarNZ: that was a fuckin stupid move brown ########## ---------- ScimitarNZ: youre killing both of us ---------- 3.14159: don't be a chat jerk, purple ---------- PrincipalSkinner: if you say so ---------- 3.14159: and don't whine or cry ---------- 3.14159: the game is the game ---------- ScimitarNZ: fuck off red ########## ---------- ScimitarNZ: any questions? ---------- PrincipalSkinner: and I don't seem to be dead at all ---------- 3.14159: no, you ARE a chat jerk--proven ---------- ScimitarNZ: yeah cos of one very lucky restack ---------- ScimitarNZ: idiot ---------- 3.14159: now stop whining and crying ---------- ScimitarNZ: Im sorry red I musant have made myself clear ---------- ScimitarNZ: fuck off ########## ---------- ScimitarNZ: ...any questrions/ ---------- 3.14159: "musant"? ---------- ScimitarNZ: LMAO [Note: ScimitarNZ laughs a lot doesn't he? Or he is lying. I think he is more the liar type. Or he doesn't know what "LMAO" means. Perhaps that is it.] ---------- 3.14159: you are very clearly a chat jerk ---------- 3.14159: and a whiner ---------- ScimitarNZ: youre gonna be the spelling police now are you little boy ---------- 3.14159: and a cryer ---------- ScimitarNZ: youre a fuckin joke you little shity ########## 3.14159: cuss more! ---------- ScimitarNZ: LMAO [Note: That made him laugh? It isn't believable. I think he is trying hard to show disdain but with his limited intellect he has to go with "LMAO." Pathetic really.] ---------- ScimitarNZ: you are interatining kid ---------- ScimitarNZ: keep talking its fun watching you make a dick of yourself ########## [Note: Chat jerks like ScimitarNZ go through several fazes of rhetoric. I'll let ScimitarNZ guess which faze he is in.] ---------- 3.14159: purposely misspelling now? ---------- 3.14159: and it is fun to point at chat jerks and call them chat jerks--like you ---------- ScimitarNZ: lol here he goes again ---------- 3.14159: ScimitarNZ ---------- ScimitarNZ: what are you an english treacher or something ---------- ScimitarNZ: LMAO [Note: See? ScimitarNZ has no idea what "LMAO" means. Not one of us, Dear Readers, believes that ScimitarNZ is laughing this much when he is clearly so angry.] ---------- 3.14159: you have NO self-control ---------- ScimitarNZ: loser ---------- ScimitarNZ: LMAO [Note: "LMAO" again. He really has no idea what "LMAO" means does he?] ---------- 3.14159: you are 12 years old ----------- [Note: I didn't get the last few lines of the chat.]

player dont respect may flag!

good and fair player

troll :D

he didnt respect flag, and was trolling me on chat

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