good and fair player.

Has no idea what the unwritten rules in kdice are and gets mad when ppl dont act according his own rules.

2012-02-22 TooMuchCoffeeGuy (TMCG) is a chat jerk of both kinds now (see my original review of him far below): the kind that always says "you are an idiot" to everyone and the kind that does juvenile cussing and juvenile insulting because he has nothing else going for him. TMCG is red, ProbingUranus is teal, I am blue. Chat is verbatim as always. ++++++++++ ProbingUranus: hmm pie ---------- ProbingUranus: yummy ---------- TooMuchCoffeeGuy: jesus, what a start ########## [Note: Typical TMCG right off the bat--whining.] ---------- ProbingUranus: yeah ---------- ProbingUranus: dreadful ---------- TooMuchCoffeeGuy: i am betting that brown will reappear and wreck my game ---------- TooMuchCoffeeGuy: or maybe yours ---------- TooMuchCoffeeGuy: i vote for yours ---------- ProbingUranus: yeah ---------- ProbingUranus: better build up fast ---------- TooMuchCoffeeGuy: cos u got lots of lands u dont need ---------- ProbingUranus: lets not get in each other way ########## [Note: Brown is away so hurry up and truce on a zero (0) table. Truces are VERY rare on the 0 tables--except for guys like TMCG.] ---------- ProbingUranus: till the ogre wakes up [Note: Brown is away and getting a big stack. Brown is the ogre.] ---------- TooMuchCoffeeGuy: i flag teal [Note: No surprise. They were already going to help each other. This is the one correct thing that TMCG did in this game, flagging instead of trucing. That is the ONLY way it should be done on the 0 tables.] ---------- TooMuchCoffeeGuy: that means u better win, cos I want to try 2nd ---------- Groggle: flag teal ########## [Note: Groggle/Yellow flags to ProbingUranus/Teal.] ---------- TooMuchCoffeeGuy: and I have to deal with this doofus blue [Note: I am blue.] ---------- Groggle: flag teal ########## [Note: ProbingUranus has attacked yellow even though yellow flagged to teal. Yellow is trying again to offer his flag. There is no good reason for ProbingUranus to refuse the flag.] ---------- 3.14159: that's MISTER doofus to you TMCG ---------- TooMuchCoffeeGuy: one land [Note: I have one land.] ---------- PrincessTS: flag teal ---------- 3.14159: we didn't know we were supposed to let you win, red ---------- TooMuchCoffeeGuy: i not winning ---------- 3.14159: you want me to quit, red? just ask ########## [Note: TMCG loves to whine and insult, but he is never direct and adult.] ---------- TooMuchCoffeeGuy: neither are u, all u doing is trying to stop yrslef being last ---------- Groggle: fine teal, i'll help red win ---------- TooMuchCoffeeGuy: i flagged to teal ---------- Groggle has left ---------- TooMuchCoffeeGuy: jesus blue ---------- TooMuchCoffeeGuy: u are really a cunt, u know that ########## ---------- 3.14159: no, no, not jesus--but thanks ---------- 3.14159: again, we didn't know we were supposed to let you win, red ---------- TooMuchCoffeeGuy: any decent player, knows he is last, tries NOT to wreck other players [Note: The biggest problem with that great speech? TMCG NEVER plays like that; he always keeps going for the best rank he can get. He doesn't just quit when it is clear that he isn't getting 1st or 2nd. TMCG is a transparent, sanctimonious hypocrite.] ---------- 3.14159: any decent PERSON is not a chat jerk like you are, TMCG ---------- 3.14159: so we both have problems ---------- TooMuchCoffeeGuy: all u did was help green and yello, and u never had a chance to be above last [Note: I was already above last, so TMCG is simply an idiot, right Dear Readers?] ---------- 3.14159: but i am getting revenge against you, right? ---------- 3.14159: do you not get it, red? ---------- TooMuchCoffeeGuy: i dunno what the fuck u are doing ########## [Note: Too much coffee; too few brains.] ---------- 3.14159: i have written this for you before, but okay... ---------- 3.14159: we play for one of three things... ---------- 3.14159: 1) 1st place ---------- 3.14159: 2) some other place ---------- 3.14159: 3) revenge ---------- 3.14159: that is it ---------- TooMuchCoffeeGuy: dude, all u did was fuck up a game ########## ---------- 3.14159: YOUR game you mean [Note: TMCG pretends to care about "the game" when he really only cares about himself. He NEVER complains about bad moves or bad deeds that hurt OTHER players. Again, TMCG is a sanctimonious hypocrite.] ---------- TooMuchCoffeeGuy: u STILL got only one land ---------- 3.14159: YOUR problem is you cry and whine about "the game" but only insofar as it affects YOU ---------- TooMuchCoffeeGuy: go and fuck yrself blue ########## ---------- 3.14159: brilliant, red--just what i would expect from you ---------- 3.14159: you are whiny and a chat jerk TMCG ---------- TooMuchCoffeeGuy: u gave green a chance for a place... and purp a chance for a place.. ---------- 3.14159: you still don't understand, red? ---------- TooMuchCoffeeGuy: pretty dishonest ---------- PrincessTS: teal...why attack me? ---------- ProbingUranus: to get to blue ---------- TooMuchCoffeeGuy: dont worry about blue ---------- 3.14159: not dishonest at all--i am upfront about it ---------- 3.14159: i wanted revenge against YOU, red ---------- TooMuchCoffeeGuy: he is a douche ########## ---------- 3.14159: you are bad for Kdice ---------- 3.14159: you are a chat jerk ---------- 3.14159: and you whine ---------- ProbingUranus: he ran all game ---------- 3.14159: you are impolite ---------- TooMuchCoffeeGuy: like I said, go and fuck yrself.. ########## ---------- ProbingUranus: its time for you to leave blue ########## ---------- 3.14159: i heard you, red ---------- 3.14159: that is your level--stick to it ---------- ProbingUranus: have a little self respect and flag out ########## [Note: ProbingUranus is racing TMCG to the bottom.] ---------- 3.14159: teal doesn't accept flags and is giving advice on how to play Kdice? great ---------- ProbingUranus: okay purple flag out ########## [Note: Dear Readers, don't you just hate guys who are in 1st place telling everyone what to do? They are such jerks. They have 1st in hand; let others finish their fights.] ---------- ProbingUranus: good game ---------- 3.14159: teal, we didn't know we had to make it convenient for YOU ---------- ProbingUranus: scroll back ---------- TooMuchCoffeeGuy: and really, all blue did was waste a ton of time ########## [Note: TMCG only cares about that if it hurts HIS chances of improving his rank. Otherwise, he doesn't mind wasting others' time by staying in a game instead of quitting. He is, it must be said again, a sanctimonious hypocrite.] ---------- 3.14159: i have it all copied and pasted ---------- ProbingUranus: red flagged me ---------- 3.14159: yes, a FLAG is NOT a TRUCE, teal ---------- ProbingUranus: the only purpose you served in this game ---------- Bacje: i`m gonna flag out when i want u understand that ---------- ProbingUranus: was to fck with red s progress [Note: ProbingUranus doesn't read very well either. My list of three things we play for made it clear and simple. Sometimes we play for revenge--and we ALL do it.] ---------- 3.14159: that is what i said: revenge ---------- 3.14159: we ALL do it ---------- 3.14159: that is Kdcie ---------- TooMuchCoffeeGuy: u were never above last blue ---------- 3.14159: kdice ---------- ProbingUranus: exactly ---------- 3.14159: then how come i am not 7th? ---------- ProbingUranus: be happy with 5th ---------- TooMuchCoffeeGuy: your ONLY strategy was to be a douche... ########## ---------- ProbingUranus: you should of be gone 7th ---------- 3.14159: i will be happy when guys like you and TMCG do not play Kdice, but that isn't going to happen... ---------- 3.14159: i'm happy anyway ---------- ProbingUranus: watch out ---------- ProbingUranus: i heard this guy write dealy reviews ---------- 3.14159: we have to live with guys like you, teal, but we don't have to be happy about it ---------- TooMuchCoffeeGuy: oops ---------- ProbingUranus: verbatim and shit ---------- ProbingUranus: i played a great game [Note: It is pathetic that he feels that way, but okay.] ---------- 3.14159: you are like the rats and cockroaches, teal--you exist, we can't kill all of you off, so we learn to live with you ---------- ProbingUranus: admit it ---------- 3.14159: you are a 3%er, teal ---------- 3.14159: the 3% who want to make Kdice bad ---------- ProbingUranus: why ---------- ProbingUranus: no i played the game properly [Note: No, he didn't accept the flag he should have accepted.] ---------- 3.14159: the 3% who can't deal with the anonymity of the Internet--you can't handle it like an adult ---------- ProbingUranus: in its purest form ---------- ProbingUranus: and i won ---------- 3.14159: keep telling yourself that, teal--it doesn't matter ---------- TooMuchCoffeeGuy: instead of allowing a good battle, you acted like a sneaky little spoiler rat ---------- 3.14159: you won't change ---------- ProbingUranus: you are just a sore loser ---------- 3.14159: sneaky? i said it upfront ---------- ProbingUranus: chat boy ---------- 3.14159: and you and teal truced early on--like the weasels you two are ---------- ProbingUranus: go hate somewhere else please ---------- 3.14159: "please"--nice ---------- 3.14159: you have that one "please" going for you ---------- ProbingUranus: because brown had a 6 stack in 1st round ---------- ProbingUranus: and was away ---------- ProbingUranus: very scary ---------- ProbingUranus: people do that and then sit down 2 wreck the game ########## [Note: We didn't know we were suppose to let you win, ProbingUranus.] ---------- 3.14159: sure, make excuses--i'm sure you are great at making excuses ---------- ProbingUranus: so it wasnt against you ---------- ProbingUranus: you could of said yeah guys lets watch out for the sleeping giant ---------- 3.14159: that is what they all say on the upper tables--"we HAVE to truce" ---------- ProbingUranus: and finish 3rd ---------- ProbingUranus: but your pride got in the way ---------- ProbingUranus: and you took the whiney douchebag path ########## ---------- 3.14159: pride? i just point to the trash on Kdice ---------- 3.14159: i have no pride in that ---------- 3.14159: it is a job ---------- ProbingUranus: that you seem to enjoy , when things dont go the way it fits you ---------- ProbingUranus: you dont know me to make that kind of a statement ---------- 3.14159: when you have chat jerks and web boys at the table, we should point YOU out ---------- 3.14159: i know your actions ---------- 3.14159: that is sufficient in this context ---------- ProbingUranus: my actions were correct according to all guidelines ---------- 3.14159: act more civilized and you won't be called out for your bad actions ---------- ProbingUranus: is calling people names civilized ---------- 3.14159: labelling trash as trash is a service... ---------- 3.14159: civilized societies take out the trash... ---------- ProbingUranus: i leave with this quote ---------- 3.14159: and lock up the bad guys ---------- ProbingUranus: i think its fitting ---------- ProbingUranus: people who live in glass houses, shouldnt throw stones ---------- ProbingUranus: bye ---------- 3.14159: HONOR BEFORE KDICE! ---------- 3.14159: as always ---------- ProbingUranus has left ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++ ++++ 2011-12-21 TooMuchCoffeeGuy (TMCG) is a chat jerk of the let's-insult-the-moves-guys-make kind (not the juvenile cussing and juvenile insults kind). Once again today TMCG just had to make a snide remark about how a guy made his first move. TMCG has no self-control or he is just a rude jerk or both. His "excuse" below is transparently false: "I was pissed." TMCG wants to imply that it is a rare occurrence for him to make snide remarks, but it is an every game occurrence for him. TMCG should learn manners. ++++++++++ TooMuchCoffeeGuy (TMCG) reviewed himself regarding my review of him: "who cares? this is a crazy obsessive posting from a guy who wasnt playing well... whole thing started when yello took 2 lands after I had flagged and I was pissed." Presumably TMCG cares because HE is the one making snide remarks. "Obsessively rude" is a good description of TMCG's chat remarks. "[A] guy who wasn't playing well" means everyone but TMCG at all times and in all places. TMCG is simply a rude chat jerk. ++++++++++ 2011-12-11 TooMuchCoffeeGuy prefers to try to win the game in chat rather than at the table. Chat below is verbatim as always. TooMuchCoffeeGuy is brown, I am purple. ++++++++++ 3.14159: YOU start the chat war and then whine about it? ---------- 3.14159: really? ---------- Nexxen: k yell ty ---------- 3.14159: cry some more, brown ---------- TooMuchCoffeeGuy: yello, at least even things up between purp and me ---------- zollo: sorry brown it's too late ---------- 3.14159: cry! whine! ---------- zollo: youre fighting for fourth anyway ---------- 3.14159: keep it up, brown--we love it ---------- zollo: no points ---------- 3.14159: YOU started this, brown ---------- 3.14159: stop whining ---------- uPrell: flag green and yell ---------- 3.14159: TooMuchCoffeeGuy: bad move purp ---------- zollo: ty teal ---------- Nexxen: k teal ty ---------- TooMuchCoffeeGuy: it was a bad move ---------- 3.14159: next time just play the game, brown ---------- 3.14159: he who speaks first loses ---------- TooMuchCoffeeGuy: u flagged to green is round 2 when u movesd south ---------- zollo: brown ---------- zollo: shut the fuck up ---------- zollo: and grow a pair ---------- 3.14159: i had YOU at my south and green at my north ---------- 3.14159: YOU wanted me to attack green ---------- zollo: pi you dont have to defend yourself ---------- 3.14159: YOU pretend that was in MY best interest ---------- 3.14159: i'm just crushing brown with logic ---------- TooMuchCoffeeGuy: really ---------- 3.14159: guys like brown LOVE to spout their "wisdom" ---------- TooMuchCoffeeGuy: i kinda got crushed when yello took 50% of my lands.. ---------- 3.14159: and then whine and cry when you call them on it ---------- zollo: pi you cool w 4? ---------- 3.14159: i don't even want to be in this game with brown ---------- TooMuchCoffeeGuy: yello ---------- TooMuchCoffeeGuy: i am fighting for 4th here ---------- uPrell: green, can I go to purp and brown? ---------- 3.14159: YOU talk, brown, and YOU make enemies--it is that simple ---------- Nexxen: u get third teal no worries ---------- TooMuchCoffeeGuy: my flag is to green yello and teal ---------- 3.14159: gg all but brown ---------- 3.14159: next time maybe he will keep his mouth shut ---------- TooMuchCoffeeGuy: fuck off purp ########## [Note: TooMuchCoffeeGuy breaks.] ---------- 3.14159: you too, chat jerk ---------- TooMuchCoffeeGuy: u got a place only becuase yello screwed me ---------- 3.14159: YOU are the loud-mouthed jerk no matter what ---------- 3.14159: game or no game ---------- TooMuchCoffeeGuy has left

TooMuchCoffeeGuy plays horrible, then he thinks that others shall help him... see his reviews! Very bad loser!!

Really Honorable! I look forward to playing with again!

So sorry you lagged out and lost your 1st, coffee :( ... you wouldn't have lost it when green would have kept his word for his flag to yell..we tried to kill him before you were out, but we failed :(( and mine and yell's real flag was already up so we couldnt flag out - I'm honestly sorry

offensive language, insulting, bad loser

is that a dog?

good and fair player

who cares? this is a crazy obsessive posting from a guy who wasnt playing well... whole thing started when yello took 2 lands after I had flagged and I was pissed.