Hi Tom.
(the rest of this message says nothing.)

Tom.
The Tomster...
missing your great draws. :)

TOM!!

I love that standing ovation :P it's sheer perfection. Pada pa pa paa...
I'm loving it

Meow! Tom in a bra!!!

Happy Birthday Tomusss.....we were going to have a party. I was going to jump out of a cake. But Mini ate it. and Moon used all the forks to stab people with. And Cinders was bringing the alcohol in her car, and crashed into a tree. and Marice left First anyway. Sorry, maybe next year!! :) Lei

I wished him happy birthday via text message, that right peeps, I have his number nyer nyer!! I'm so privileged I don't have to post HAPPY BIRTHDAY here!!!....oh wait..I just did....darnit!!

I wished him happy birthday via text message, that right peeps, I have his number nyer nyer!! I'm so privileged I don't have to post HAPPY BIRTHDAY here!!!....oh wait..I just did....darnit!!

OMG! What is that thing!
It's at least a meter!
is it a Bat? Is it a stick?
Nope! That's Tom's big peter!


You would have won in Star Wars,
the Princess would be ok.
When Darth Vader saw Your weapon?
I know that he'd turn gay!

http://partmule.com/cats_light_sabers.jpg

Happy Happy Birthday, Tom!
Love, Bendikat

For your birthday I will not hinder,
this time you get a rhyme from Cinder;
You are as famous as your member,
which is as long as all of September;
So hold onto that big salami, I'm
here with birthday wishes Tommy!

Happy birthday cake- http://i42.tinypic.com/15xak29.jpg

And a special cake just for you- http://www.cakeswithadifference.net/TOILET-CAKE.jpg

Happy Birthday!!!! Woooo!! :D