I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

Change down, man. Find your neutral space. You gotta rush. It'll pass. Be seated.

I invented it in Camberwell, and it looks like a carrot.

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