2012-04-20 oranje, the chat jerk and web boy, left a review of me BEFORE I left my review of him; that doesn't happen often. I had just logged into Kdice and "lucked" in to the rant oranje was on. Though I wasn't playing in that game, I knew that it was time to take out the trash again--so I took oranje OUT. Don't miss the part below where oranje REALLY loses his cool and the chat game. All chat below is verbatim as always. First, though, we begin with the pre-emptive review that oranje left of me: "3.14159: "i want to be rude and a jerk and then have no one say i am a rude jerk--is that too much to ask" says oranje This individual is legitimately crazy. Look at all my negative reviews, and I have to say for once, that I have met someone ACTUALLY insane. Where I pose and use my rants as entertainment, this person actually uses rants as real conversation. Most likely sometime of hoarder and was abused as a child. Dear Readers, if you know this person please have them committed ASAP. oranje on Thursday April 19, 2012" Typical chat jerk/web boy response to being called our for his rude behavior--ad hominem attack. Now the lenghty chat (verbatim as always, I repeat). ++++++++++ 3.14159 is here [Note: I am not playing in the game that oranje is playing in. I am just a witness to his jerkiness.] ---------- oranje: must be nice to be lucky ---------- oranje: no skILL ---------- oranje: MOTHERFUCKING ########## ---------- Kdunce: whatever it takes BOY ---------- oranje: I WILL KILl U ---------- oranje: BOY EY ---------- oranje: YOU LIKE BOYS ---------- oranje: YOU FUCKING PEDOPHILE ########## ---------- 3.14159: calm down, oranje, and don't be rude ---------- oranje: HEY PI ---------- Kdunce: with what your bad ass 1 stack? ---------- oranje: NOBODY ASKED YOUR OPINION ---------- oranje: SO JUST DIE ########## ---------- 3.14159: nobody asked for your rudeness you chat jerk, oranje ---------- oranje: chat jerk ---------- oranje: i like it ---------- oranje: im a CHAT JERK ---------- 3.14159: AND a web boy--don't forget that ---------- oranje: AND a web boy ---------- oranje: cant forget that ---------- 3.14159: you got it ---------- oranje: gratest INSULT ---------- 3.14159: it is NOT an insult--it is a description ---------- 3.14159: you are one of the 3%ers... ---------- oranje: A DESCRIPTION INTENDING TO IMPLY AN INSULT ---------- 3.14159: one of the cockroaches and rats we have to live with ---------- oranje: THATS RIGHT I LIVE FOREVER ---------- 3.14159: if you don't like it, stop acting like a jerk ---------- oranje: AND I LAY UNDERNEATH YOUR BED ---------- oranje: AND BAM ---------- oranje: i GIVE U FUCKING RABIES ########## ---------- oranje: and you fucking die ########## ---------- oranje: a slow painful death ---------- Kdunce: get a lif! ---------- Kdunce: life ---------- 3.14159: the great part is how much you will HATE having your own words in your review, oranje ---------- 3.14159: i love that part ---------- oranje: LOL ---------- oranje: HAVE U SEEN MY REVIEWS ---------- oranje: clearly not someone that likes to make friends ########## [Note: Poor oranje wants us to feel as sorry for him as he feels for himself, apparently. Kind of makes the young girls cry to think about it.] ---------- oranje: HAHAHA ---------- 3.14159: you are not important, oranje ---------- oranje: im NOT? ---------- 3.14159: it is just important that decent kdicers know that the bad guys don't always win ---------- oranje: probably more imporatant than you ---------- 3.14159: that aggressive jerk-ing doesn't always go unnoticed ---------- oranje: it typically doesnt ---------- 3.14159: got it oranje? ---------- 3.14159: understand? ---------- oranje: you make kdice fun for me ---------- oranje: i hope you follow me around ---------- 3.14159: as you don't for me ---------- 3.14159: :) ---------- oranje: and talk to me ---------- oranje: because you're the reason ---------- oranje: i come back ---------- 3.14159: "talk" you mean? ---------- 3.14159: you don't talk--you spew ---------- oranje: i onloy play kdice ---------- oranje: to talk to people like you [Note: "And to be rude when I get so angry about the game that I can't stop myself from being a rude jerk," oranje meant to add.] ---------- oranje: THE PEOPLE who feel the need to say something ---------- oranje: who are you ---------- oranje: NOBODY ---------- oranje: ive accepted it ---------- 3.14159: see? it works! ---------- oranje: have you? ---------- 3.14159: i have kept you from bothering everyone else ---------- 3.14159: brilliant, eh? ---------- Apogee130: yellow is trippin [Note: oranje is yellow in this game.] ---------- oranje: Nope ---------- 3.14159: yellow is a nothing ---------- oranje: billiant? ---------- 3.14159: and he knows it ---------- Apogee130: i flag blue ---------- oranje: you are technically retarded ########## [Note: Oh, that cuts too deep. Wait. EVERY chat jerk says that. Nevermind.] ---------- 3.14159: it is why he acts out ---------- Apogee130: haha ---------- oranje: I KNOW EVERYTHING ---------- Apogee130: nvm ---------- oranje: WHY DO I ACT OUT ---------- Apogee130: i flag everyone ---------- Apogee130: :) ---------- Apogee130: gg ---------- 3.14159: his acting out is a cry for help ---------- Kdunce: Hey yellow just say no to drugs ---------- oranje: cry for help for what ---------- oranje: kdunce you're so lame ---------- oranje: just sshhh ---------- 3.14159: you aren't interesting enough to bother with, oranje ---------- oranje: nobody wants to hear you speak ---------- psipike06: flag blue ---------- oranje: you're so boring ---------- Cory Stout: ty ---------- 3.14159: just a sub-intelligent chat jerk ---------- oranje: PI ---------- oranje: dont leave me ########## [Note: As you will see, Dear Readers, it is oranje who can't take it and must leave first. Another chat victory for me.] ---------- 3.14159: and web boy ---------- Apogee130: i know it's the internet yell but I doubt u talk to people like this in person ---------- oranje: sub-intelligent? ---------- oranje: i liek your use of words ---------- 3.14159: there are occasionally some witty chat jerks and web boys--oranje is NOT one of them ---------- oranje: really? ---------- Apogee130: gg all ---------- oranje: im glad im different ---------- oranje: I GO FOR BRUTE FORCE ---------- oranje: i just talk and talk and talk ########## [Note: I guess I win the wit, intelligence, honor, AND brute force prizes because oranje ends up quitting the chat before I do. Another chat victory for me, as I said.] ---------- 3.14159: no, you are the same, oranje ---------- oranje: the same as you ---------- oranje: except smarter ---------- oranje: cooler ---------- 3.14159: a normal 3%er ---------- Kdunce: Blue you want to flag me ---------- Kdunce: lol] ---------- Cory Stout: you? ---------- oranje: i bet you have a shitty job pi ########## ---------- oranje: just making some shitty wage ########## ---------- 3.14159: poor oranje--keep trying ---------- oranje: maybe you dont even have a joB ---------- oranje: just in school still ---------- oranje: not sure wtf you're doing ---------- oranje: probably going to end up with some mediocre life ---------- 3.14159: i am laughing at you even now, oranje--trying to attack through your tears ---------- oranje: just try to pay off the mortgage ---------- oranje: MY TEARS? ---------- QuodEx: flag to you brown ---------- oranje: yes im crying ---------- oranje: for you ---------- mmeboulanger: k ---------- 3.14159: you cry yourself to sleep in your anger and frustration ---------- oranje: and how sad you are ---------- oranje: yep ---------- 3.14159: that is why you act out ---------- 3.14159: you can't stand it ---------- oranje: all the time ---------- 3.14159: yep ---------- oranje: i act oUT ---------- 3.14159: all the time ---------- 3.14159: good, oranje--you catch on quick given your limitations ---------- oranje: ACTING OUT RIGHT HERE ---------- oranje: PI ---------- oranje: have u ever thought ---------- oranje: that this is meaningless? ---------- oranje: that i do this because im bored ---------- 3.14159: that is what all you chat jerks say ---------- oranje: really ---------- oranje: and its never true? ---------- 3.14159: "i am really above the way i act" ---------- 3.14159: right ---------- oranje: do you know whats really going on here ---------- oranje: so you think everything is as it appears ---------- 3.14159: "i really know how to act right--i just don't want to" ---------- oranje: when you dont know anything about anything ---------- oranje: i make no real judgements about you, yet you have made judgements on me ---------- QuodEx: gg ---------- mmeboulanger: gg ---------- oranje: YOU really is immature here ---------- 3.14159: "i can't handle the anonymity of the web so i get pseudo-power from cussing in chat" ---------- oranje: thats right ---------- oranje: why not ---------- oranje: use that power ---------- 3.14159: because you don't know... ---------- oranje: FOR NO REASON ---------- 3.14159: i pity you ---------- oranje: PITY ---------- oranje: you sir are living in ignorance ---------- 3.14159: read a book or two, oranje, then come back ---------- oranje: i read the comics every day ---------- 3.14159: even a trashy book will be a good start ---------- 3.14159: then try something good ---------- 3.14159: at LEAST learn to read ---------- oranje: cant ---------- oranje: understand ---------- oranje: what ---------- oranje: you ---------- oranje: are ---------- oranje: saying ---------- oranje: well please leave comments ########## [Note: oranje still doesn't understand that I just leave HIS words for him to hate. I make few comments.] ---------- 3.14159: Dear Readers, do you like the way i can steer oranje any way i want him to go? ---------- oranje: i like the memories ---------- oranje: the more negative the better ---------- oranje: where are we going ---------- oranje: id like to go to hell ---------- 3.14159: don't sulk or pout, oranje ---------- oranje: if you can lead me ---------- 3.14159: don't pout ---------- oranje: k even i get to the point where this becomes boring ---------- oranje: good day PI ########## [Note: oranje TRIES to quit first despite his brute force claims. What a pathetic display after such bombastic boasting.] ---------- 3.14159: pursue justice, wisdom, and honor, oranje--that will serve you well [Note: If oranje were smart, which he is not, he would have stayed away. But I knew that he could not stay away--the gravitation force of my rhetoric was too powerful for him to get away.] ---------- oranje: truth ---------- oranje: is all there is son ---------- 3.14159: Dear Readers, at least he didn't say "and taxes"--thank goodness ---------- oranje: you realize noboyd else is here ---------- oranje: Dear Dumbass ########## ---------- oranje: you need to move on now [Note: Oh how I love this part. He can't get away from me so he urges me to go away. What POWER I have over these guys. It is pretty incredible when you think about it, Dear Readers.] ---------- 3.14159: Dear Readers, oranje still hasn't caught on--as expected ---------- [Note: A new game is forming, and I have sat in. oranje never does sit in, but he can't leave, either.] ---------- 3.14159: oh, this is good--i do believe that oranje, the chat jerk and web boy, is checking on what he is up against 3.14159: right oranje? ---------- 3.14159: sit in, oranje ---------- oranje: nope was perusing my reviews ---------- oranje: you havent left me one yet ---------- 3.14159: riiiiiiiight ---------- oranje: disappointed in you ########## ########## [Note: I LOVE this, too. "Look how little I care about the review that you are going to leave me and that scares me so much that I have to ALREADY pretend not to care about it. So delicious. What a fish on a hook is our oranje, Dear Readers.] ---------- 3.14159: no, you were checking on MY reveiws--you liar ---------- oranje: actually no ---------- 3.14159: and chicken ---------- oranje: ill do that now though ---------- 3.14159: of COURSE you will ---------- 3.14159: what else can you do? ---------- 3.14159: oranje, i just post YOUR words--so don't hate the messenger ---------- 3.14159: at least not for delivering the message... ---------- 3.14159: you MAY hate me for being pursuing justice, wisdom, and honor--three things you do not like and even avoid ---------- oranje: please post a review ########## [Note: What else can he say, Dear Readers? I LOVE it.] ---------- oranje: im glad we met ########## [Note: Again we are compelled to ask--what else can he say, Dear Readers?] ---------- oranje: after reading all the negative reviews you have ---------- oranje: i have some respect ---------- oranje: while i ---------- 3.14159: see? you stand up to these guys and they start acting right sometimes ---------- oranje: took a break from kdice ---------- 3.14159: another victory for me ---------- oranje: you continued ---------- oranje: i passed you my torch if you will ---------- oranje: to annoy ---------- oranje: and rant ---------- oranje: for the last 3 years ---------- 3.14159: i just post YOUR words, oranje--don't pout or whine or cry ---------- oranje: are you reading now ---------- oranje: SHUTUP AND READ ########## [Note: Oh, dear! oranje is ANGRY NOW.] ---------- oranje: MY GOD THERE IS SOMETHING LEGITIMATELY WRONG WTIH YOU ########## ########## ########## ########## ########## ########## ########## ########## [Note: FANTASTIC! Dear Readers, how wonderful is oranje? He demands we sit still for his rudeness and jerkiness; now he calls on GOD for deliverance from the consequences of his own behavior. This is so wonderful. What a just and beautiful world we live in, Dear Readers. By the way, is there any more proof needed that I knocked oranje out of the park on this one? I didn't just win--I annihilated oranje.] ---------- 3.14159: oranje and the other web boys and chat jerks HATE being called on their behavior ---------- 3.14159: they HATE it ---------- Zielscheibe25: flag green ---------- 3.14159: "i want to be rude and a jerk and then have no one say i am a rude jerk--is that too much to ask" says oranje ---------- PlayKD: u guys r babys ---------- 3.14159: another province heard from? ---------- 3.14159: yes, brown, anything you would like to add? ---------- 3.14159: are YOU a chat jerk and web boy, brown? ---------- 3.14159: if so, speak up, please ---------- PlayKD: no just making craft dinner' ---------- Apogee130: want to roll purple? [Note: I am purple in this game. I don't want to roll of against purple; I quit instead.] ---------- PlayKD: kd n kd ---------- Apogee130: when you get an 8 ---------- 3.14159: no, thanks, blue--i'll quit ---------- Apogee130: thx ---------- Apogee130: gg ---------- 3.14159: gg ---------- 3.14159: gg all ---------- Dom Quixote is here ---------- Gwedo: gg ---------- 3.14159: except oranje, of course ---------- 3.14159: since he was too busy to sit in ---------- oranje: yep ---------- oranje: busy leaving reviews ---------- oranje: for you ########## [Note: See, Dear Readers? I REALLY got to oranje didn't I? But it is really not me. It is being called out for his bad behavior. Chat jerks HATE that. Chat jerks are just a juvenile form of bully, and bullies too hate being called out for their bad behavior.] ---------- 3.14159: of course you were ---------- 3.14159: that was a given ---------- 3.14159: i will, of course, incorporate it into my review of you ---------- 3.14159: which will include ALL of the previous chat ---------- 3.14159: verbatim as always ---------- oranje: o goody ########## [Note: See? He can't avoid the juvenile "goody" expression. So typical.] ---------- oranje: looking forward to it ---------- oranje: i love negative reviews ---------- Gwedo: brown whats your plans ---------- oranje: i use them as trophies ---------- oranje: but i will say ---------- 3.14159: whistling through the graveyard is our oranje ---------- 3.14159: he HATES this ---------- oranje: you will be the one at the top of the pedestal ---------- oranje: the first place finish ---------- oranje: THE GOLD MEDAL if you will ---------- 3.14159: he thinks only the bad guys get to play with the power of anonymity ---------- oranje: i love this ########## [Note: Despite all the evidence to the contrary. *smirking*] ---------- 3.14159: not so ---------- oranje: you are actually insane ########## [Note: What else can he say? Well, I must say that he could say MUCH wittier things, much more intelligent things, but he doesn't have it in him. No surprise that.] ---------- 3.14159: "insane"--right ---------- oranje: we havent even played a game of kdice ---------- Gwedo: yoo hoo brown ---------- 3.14159: typical web boy stuff, oranje ---------- oranje: together ---------- 3.14159: you will have to do much better than that ---------- oranje: to do what ---------- 3.14159: you don't come within a mile of the smarter, wittier chat jerks ---------- oranje: u know im pretty good at finding the truth ---------- oranje: you were abused as a child ---------- oranje: you hoard ---------- oranje: you wear glasses ---------- oranje: you are male ---------- oranje: you are american ---------- Zielscheibe25: lol ---------- Zielscheibe25: green red atak you ---------- 3.14159: oranje has been watching a lot of Law and Order: Criminal Intent apparently ---------- oranje: you watch tv ---------- 3.14159: he should turn that sub-powerful intellect on himself and ask... ---------- oranje: specifically law and order ---------- 3.14159: why am i a chat jerk? ---------- oranje: not a chat jerk ---------- 3.14159: why am i a web boy? ---------- oranje: finder of the insane ---------- 3.14159: "because i am bored" he says ---------- 3.14159: as if he believes it himself ---------- 3.14159: but he can't walk away from me because he know i have him ---------- 3.14159: i know his type ---------- PlayKD: gg ---------- oranje: whats my tpe ---------- oranje: type* [Note: In my haste to type I thought oranje was correcting a typo that I made not one that he made. This is referred to later in the chat by me--mistakenly. I thought oranje had corrected MY mistake.]---------- 3.14159: the 3%ers who make kdice worse for everyone ---------- 3.14159: THAT is oranje ---------- Gwedo: gg ---------- oranje: thats not a type ---------- oranje: thats a generalization ---------- oranje: no details ---------- oranje: useless ---------- 3.14159: you provide the details, oranje, with your words in chat--d'uh ---------- oranje: i thought you had some sort of insight ---------- oranje: into my life ---------- 3.14159: none at all ---------- oranje: useless. ---------- 3.14159: i don't know nor care about you at all ---------- oranje: thats too ba ---------- Gwedo: gg ---------- Zielscheibe25: gg all ---------- 3.14159: you are just another 3%er to me ---------- oranje: i thougth i finally met someone like me who could show me the way ---------- oranje: to HONOR ---------- 3.14159: you don't get it--one PURSUES honor--one doesn't get honor ---------- 3.14159: what a fool you are, oranje ---------- oranje: HOW DO I PURUSE HONOR ---------- 3.14159: don't puruse it either--pursue it ---------- oranje: typo moron ---------- oranje: type too fast ---------- 3.14159: oh, let me see... did someone else attack a typo first? [Note: My "attack" on his typo was because I thought he had attacked mine earlier, but I hadn't made a typo then. My mistake. Still, it is wonderful that oranje feels it is UNJUST for me to attack a typo but it is fine for him to spew rudeness and be a chat jerk. What a finely honed ethical sense oranje has--not. He only cares about justice as it relates to things that help or hurt HIM. That isn't justice; that is self-regard.] ---------- 3.14159: yes someone did ---------- oranje: nope ---------- oranje: i didnt ---------- 3.14159: it was you, oranje ---------- oranje: please show me ---------- 3.14159: what a hypocrite ---------- oranje: i think you just lied ---------- oranje: what was the typo ---------- 3.14159: read your review--then you will see [Note: oranje got one things right in this whole chat. Good for him.] ---------- oranje: k ---------- oranje: is it up? ---------- 3.14159: k ---------- oranje: there wasnt any typo ---------- 3.14159: how can it be? ---------- oranje: you goddam liar ########## ---------- oranje: fucking liar ########## ---------- 3.14159: :) ---------- 3.14159: :) ---------- oranje: now you lost all credibility ########## [Note: That is wonderful! Chat jerks, web boys, and bullies are always looking for that one minor problem they can point to to justify ALL their bad actions. This is what oranje has just done.] ---------- oranje: ok ---------- oranje: im done with you ---------- oranje: number guy ---------- 3.14159: anything else? you are dreary ---------- oranje: ive had enough of your innane bullshit ########## ---------- 3.14159: then why didn't you walk away LONG ago? ---------- 3.14159: because you can't ---------- 3.14159: only i can ---------- oranje: it was funny ---------- oranje: now it isnt ---------- oranje: GOODBYE ---------- 3.14159: you are just dreary, oranje ---------- oranje has left ---------- 3.14159: leave and don't come back

arguably the dumbest person alive

Wat een lul de behanger !! Really doesn't respect flags and acts like saddam hussein when he's in a winnin possition !! ASSHOLE

doesn't respect flags

Wow...where do I start. I just hope that this guy grows up someday. I wish him the best. There is more to life then ranting at total strangers over a computer game with chat. Peace. Sup.

WATCH OUT...kill immediately...guy backstabs...and attacks...AFTER you flag...and PGA's with other players

doesn't chat or respect flags

Wow...where do I start. I just hope that this guy grows up someday. I wish him the best. There is more to life then ranting at total strangers over a computer game with chat. Peace.

pga with QuodEx kill immediately

dont respect flag, pga player