so you are my best friend. that picture is not cool by the way, my bad

so the so called "hammer" ( more like a crust droopy pair of grandma titties ) came over to my house the other day and was asking me if i knew where the local clinic was. and i say to the "saggy dried up tits" "why do you ask?" we turns out that he has tetnis because he "slipped" and fell on rusty trumbone. what a gay dumbass

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so i was walking down the street the other day and i say the so called "hammer" carrying around this box. and i say to the hammer "hey what do you have in that box" an he quickly puts the box behind his back and starts trying to move away from me. so i have to tackle the fat fuck, which was more like wrestling a fucking sea cow, and i grab the box from him and open it up, and what do i find, but a bunch of poop staind thongs. "dude. what the hell is this?" "there my trophies i keep from all my bitches that i slay" says the stingy hammer half of the thongs were XXXL and the other half had pubic hairs all up in them. when the hammmer grabbed them back from me he started licking them and smelling them and then i spat on his face and told him to never talk to me again because he is a disgusting human being

horrible player. lies. backstabs. and has to pay for sex

stand up player, fierce competitor, cant recommend him enough

Yeah, does whatever he can to win, even 1-2 alliances.

a wonderful jew