moron who think he can do what he wants without getting attacked

2010-12-06 SDZion wrote this review of me: "Not only is oakcliff a fair and civilized player, he also takes the time to share his wisdom with others in the form of lengthy reviews, for which he is renowned. It is evident he gives away the better part of his day in his honourable quest to make the KDice battlefield a more civilized arena. One cannot help emerging from an encounter with oakcliff as an improved human being. I would direct any who doubt this claim to the thoughtful, balanced review he bestowed upon me. Thank you, oakcliff." However ironic this was meant to be, it must be said that if SDZion used this tone in chat rather than web-boy-speak, we never would have arrived here. The people I leave "bad" reviews for often think I want to change them, but not so. I just want chat jerks to live with their words. So often, chat jerks have gotten worse and worse because they like the tingle-up-the-spine they get when they flout conventions--conventions such as good manners and maturity--with no penalty. Well, if I am at the table, the penalty is that you have to live with the words you write. It takes surprisingly little time to cut-and-paste the chat into a review and add a few hyphens. So, congratulations to SDZion for his irony-laden but endearingly non-jerky review of me. Perhaps there is hope for the future of mankind. THE END (?) +++++++++++++++ 2010-12-06 SDZion speaks again! +++++++++++++++ [I gave the table fair warning in the chat that SDZion must be allowed to win or he might call them nasty things.] ---------- oakcliff: (I beat him the other day and he called the other players b*tches and p*ssies for flagging.) ---------- SDZion: that isn't very professional of you ---------- SDZion: why don't you just direct them to the very lengthy review you left me, Doctor? ---------- oakcliff: so fair warning--teal has an infantile tantrum from time to time. ---------- SDZion: I must say, web boy was a very devastating insult and left me weeping for days ---------- oakcliff: whining is more your style, though ---------- SDZion: FUCK YOU OAKCLIFF ---------- SDZion: YOU KNOW WHAT ---------- oakcliff: there it is ---------- oakcliff: yes? ---------- oakcliff: what? ---------- oakcliff: anything? ---------- SDZion: YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A CUNT LICKING SHIT BAG WITH A SMALL COCK AND SOME SORT OF FRIGGING PROBLEM YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE A SON OF A WHORE WHO IS IN TURN A DAUGHTER OF A WHORE ---------- SDZion: WHAT THE FUCK ---------- oakcliff: there it is--told you ---------- oakcliff: dear readers--SDZion! ---------- Textual Deviant: no really teal is a tool ---------- SDZion: HERE I AM JUST TRYING TO DISCUSS QUOTIDIAN AFFAIRS WITH MY FELLOW MAN VIA KDICE ---------- Textual Deviant: ive seen him throw a fit ---------- SDZion: AND YOU'RE HERE PARADING ALL OVER MY SHIT ---------- Textual Deviant: no one likes a drippy twat teal ---------- oakcliff: teal, calm down ---------- SDZion: IT'S ASSHOLES LIKE YOU WHO MAKE ME TURN MY CAPS LOCK KEY ON ---------- SDZion: I AM SERIOUSLY SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW ---------- oakcliff: seriously? ---------- SDZion: I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GO FOR A LONG WALK AFTER THIS ---------- SDZion: AND COOL OFF ---------- SDZion: SERIOUSLY ---------- oakcliff: good. calm down. ---------- SDZion: NOT UNTIL I'VE GIVEN YOU A SECTION OF MY MIND ---------- oakcliff: and learn some manners ---------- SDZion: YOU ASS-EATING PIECE OF FECAL MATTER WITH SOME SORT OF UNPALATABLE CONDIMENT DRIZZLED ON TOP ---------- oakcliff: don't be rude, be civilized ---------- oakcliff: infantile tantrums make you look bad--not that you care, web boy ---------- SDZion: I'LL SHOW YOU CIVILIZED YOU DICK-LICKING BASTARD WITH A LEAKY ASSHOLE WHICH MEMBERS OF BOTH GENDER MAKE A FREQUENT HABIT OF SIPPING FROM WHILE CALLING YOU DISRESPECTFUL NAMES LIKE LITTLE FAIRY AND TWINKLEBERRY ---------- oakcliff: monty python and the holy grail wannabe ---------- SDZion: I hope you feel this conversation makes a worthy replacement for your last review ---------- SDZion: personally I feel it's one of my best ---------- SDZion: good day ---------- oakcliff: no, an apt addition to it ---------- SDZion has left ++++++++++ Fair warning: If you don't want your words displayed forever, don't say it in chat. +++++++++++++++ 2010-11-30 SDZION speaks! Web boy SDZION is red, I am teal. Poor SDZion is very, very upset that he is not winning--he is in 2nd. Not being civilized, SDZion speaks as best he can. Here is the chat... ++++++++++ SDZion: hey meatyjeff are you teal's little bitch meatyjeff?---------- oakcliff: calm down, red---------- SDZion: does he like it when you suck his cock real slow meatyjeff?---------- oakcliff: web boy, red---------- SDZion: ARE YOU ABLE TO GENERATE SUFFICIENT SALIVA WHILE FELLATING HIM MEATYJEFF---------- oakcliff: you take this a little bit personally, eh red?---------- meatyjeff: what are you talking about fag?---------- oakcliff: nothing else in your life, red?---------- SDZion: I'm sorry teal, did you wish to initiate a dialogue with me?---------- SDZion: this is it teal---------- SDZion: just me, a computer and KDice---------- oakcliff: apparently so---------- SDZion: there aren't even any other websites---------- SDZion: for me to visit---------- SDZion: my mommy blocked them all---------- SDZion: she forgot this one though that's why I play it---------- oakcliff: such lonely endeavors--no wonder you don't know you are rude---------- SDZion: it took her a long time to block every website on the internet lemme tell you---------- oakcliff: so depressingly narcissistic of you, red---------- oakcliff: if you weren't so sad you would be funny, red---------- SDZion: ARE YOU TEAL'S LITTLE BITCH TOO AUGUNGOR---------- oakcliff: poor red---------- oakcliff: boo hoo hoo---------- SDZion: DO YOU SQUEAL LIKE A PIG WHILE HE PENETRATES YOU ANALLY---------- augungor87: shut up and suck---------- oakcliff: web boy stuff? that's all you got, red---------- SDZion: it really is---------- meatyjeff: nice reviews red... honorable guy huh---------- SDZion: that, and tourette's---------- SDZion: absolutely---------- oakcliff: pathetic---------- SDZion: are you going to leave me one?---------- SDZion: I'd like that very much---------- oakcliff: not bathetic--just pathetic---------- oakcliff: of course i'll leave you a bad review, red--i try to make note of the rude web boys as they come along---------- isupreme1: why doesnt teal attack?---------- SDZion: I appreciate you spending your time that way teal---------- SDZion: shows you really care---------- oakcliff: you appreciate something? there is hope for you yet, red---------- isupreme1 has left---------- augungor87: teal kill green first---------- SDZion: that's what my therapist said last week---------- SDZion: wait a second--IS THAT YOU DR. GOODFELLOW?---------- meatyjeff has left---------- SDZion: is this a new method of therapy?---------- augungor87 has left---------- SDZion: here I thought you were a stuffy, condescending prick---------- SDZion: but in truth you're my therapist in disguise!---------- SDZion: I won't be leaving you a review---------- SDZion: because I don't give a shit---------- oakcliff: doesn't matter either way---------- SDZion: gg---------- SDZion has left---------- oakcliff: gg all but red ++++++++++ Poor, poor web boy SDZion. Him mad. Him call names.

bad player no respect flags

I dont like his playing style either

I dont like his playing style

what a waste of a spot on Kdice... paranoid fuck.

Pathetic Canadian. He doesn't respect flags

little asshole does not respect flags, kill him asap and enjoy doing it

very pathetic guy, disrespect

unfair bastard