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moonpig wrote
at 2:50 AM, Thursday December 24, 2009 EST The three wise men arrived to visit the infant lying in the stable, one of the wise men was exceptionally tall, and bumped his head very hard on the low doorway as he entered, "Jesus Christ!!" he exclaimed loudly,
Joseph said, "bloody hell mary, write that down, it's better than clyde!!... Merry christmas Hun!!.... :D Nick xxxx |
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moonpig wrote
at 2:40 AM, Thursday December 24, 2009 EST Just imagine, if you will, princess Diana, and pamela anderson dying on the same day, and they both have to go before st.peter to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven.
unfortunately there is only one place left, so st.peter must decide which of them gets in. st.peter asks pamela, if there is some particular reason why she should go to heaven, so she takes off her top and says "look at these"... they are the most perfect that god ever created, and i'm sure it will please him to see them for all eternity. st.peter thanked pamela, and asked diana the same question, diana drops her skirt and panties, takes a bottle of mineral water, and starts to 'douche' with it. st.peter says, "ok diana, you can go in, and have a nice day". pamela is outraged, and screams, "what was all that about, i show you two of gods finest creations, and she performs a disgusting pornographic act, yet she gets in and i don't"!!... st.peter says, "sorry pamela, but a royal flush beats a pair any day"!!!.... |
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UsualSuspec wrote
at 12:44 AM, Monday December 7, 2009 EST ¢¾Happy Holidays¢¾
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agent47 wrote
at 3:21 AM, Friday November 13, 2009 EST He! hoe heb je gezeten? I'm good. Cya around. Have fun & good luck!
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RobJ79 wrote
at 9:41 AM, Monday October 5, 2009 EDT hey Mas!!!, How the devil are you!!! bet you don't remember me!!! can u drop me a message on [email protected] (check avatar!!!)
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Magpie9 wrote
at 3:37 PM, Friday September 18, 2009 EDT hey M havnt spoke to u in ages, hows u? i put a picture of me as my avatar so u can see the mug lol
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nixs wrote
at 4:14 PM, Sunday July 19, 2009 EDT soz mas i know your not up! gizz says fart! but i kind of like this trak
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Gurgi wrote
at 8:21 PM, Wednesday July 15, 2009 EDT *pokes*
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Sugarol wrote
at 3:17 PM, Monday June 22, 2009 EDT Just had this feeling and thought about you! Hope you're well and life is treating you kind cuz you deserve the best that life has to offer...cya around! lottsaluv sweetie!!!!
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masuhujo wrote
at 3:49 AM, Sunday June 7, 2009 EDT Dealing pocket cards: [Td, Ts]
ajaxian calls Bono02 calls masuhujo raises $250 Tijgje calls chipsylein folds nixs folds raffy raises $3,200 moonpig folds MrTrumpet folds ajaxian folds Bono02 calls masuhujo calls Tijgje calls Dealing flop: [6s, Tc, Th] Bono02 checks masuhujo bets $2,700 Tijgje calls Bono02 calls Dealing turn: [8s] Dealing river: [Qs] masuhujo shows [Td, Ts] for four tens Tijgje shows [8d, 8c] for a full house, eights full of tens raffy shows [9s, 9d] for two pair, tens and nines Bono02 shows [Qc, Ad] for two pair, Queens and tens masuhujo wins main pot $12,925 masuhujo wins side pot $4,350 masuhujo wins side pot $2,500 Tijgje stands up raffy stands up |